Name a Poster who no longer posts here

[Me_2006 14]

[naomi 347]

Mulletia...got married, became an attorney.

 

randandy and Guiding Light (esp.) ?...hopefully still kicking.

[Giants Fan 85]

Smitty

 

Post number 30 thousand and 1

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Me_2006 died of AIDS

[Voltaire 4,573]

Gutterboy ... eaten by an alley cat.

 

TorridJoe ... went to Sudan to plead with the government to stop killing people in Darfur. Hasn't been heard from in two years.

 

Toro ... He's fine. It's just that his mother-in-law won't let him use the computer anymore.

 

QLazzarus - Trying to get his money back from Bernie Madoff

 

Emoticon Only Poster -

[heavy-set 39]

Toro?

 

another Aids death

[Voltaire 4,573]

Strumey - His cellmates regularly agree "Let's poke him."

(Poor Guy. Maybe I shouldn't joke.)

[RLLD 3,505]

scatterjack - stalked by a curly into federal witness protection

 

spider fantasy -

 

wilzone - fell into depravity (went to sanctuary)

 

alimony tony -

[supermike80 1,317]

PartyHair

[Q.T. 5]

Terri Schiavo - Apparently died after a contentious legal battle about life support. Probably our board's most famous member.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Terri Schiavo - Apparently died after a contentious legal battle about life support. Probably our board's most famous member.

 

Amen, Brother! Amen!

 

Gurgle. Gurgle.

[BiPolarBear 476]

Herbie the Hippo wishes to let all his friends at the Geek Bored know that he choked on a doughnut.

 

Six Mile Biker got an honorable discharge and drives a short bus for a public school district.

 

Butcher is mascarading as Howie Long on a sports TV show.

 

Slruc is bouncing along a downtown street even as we geek.

[gutterslut 1]

Siouxsie

Assuming she no longer posts here.

 

Got over her dead husband and moved on.

 

 

THE most out of place poster in the history of GeekNation, bar none!

 

I'm not sure she ever realized how out of place she was. She never got it. Stoopid witch.

[jerryskids 5,302]

drobeski -- got into an argument with himself, and claimed victory in the mirror until his haid exploded.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Ed's dead baby. Abortion

[jets24 6]

Who was the poster that used to type in small letters and rarely used capitals or proper punctuation?

[Recidivist 1]

Who was the poster that used to type in small letters and rarely used capitals or proper punctuation?

 

You'll have to narrow it down further.

 

Without speculating as to their whereabouts (I just assume they never cameback after the Latin Pimp debacle), I've missed the contributions of the following for various reasons and to various degrees (in no particular order):

 

Snoopy/Cyric 29

Uh-Huh

ROBOKOP

Jeremy

Korben Dallas

McBonkonon

Brinett9

dolfan06

AirRam

hoytdwow

30FBT

porkbutt

Electric Mayhem

rallo

Brown Eyed Girl

sawilson

TommyGavin

Toro

[parrot 789]

Thread Killer was killed in a tragic glory-hole collapse.

[phillybear 365]

D'ohmer Simpson is gone because MikeFFT got bored with using an alias.

[phillybear 365]

George Carlin is gone because he knocked up some broad and had a shotgun wedding. A water pong tournament ensued at the reception.

[Cruzer 1,993]

Yoda the Pug - welched on one too many bets and clubbed to death by a rabid Cowboys' fan. (she was 83 years old....)

[MedStudent 56]

Since i have joined this board a year and a half ago, no one has left. I think my charm, good looks and overall awesomeness have turned this place around.

[Birdseed 1]

Mephisto - Died from severe gastritus resulting from undercooked steak.

[Eagles Green 34]

Since i have joined this board a year and a half ago, no one has left. I think my charm, good looks and overall awesomeness have turned this place around.

You do realize there are only 4 posters here right?

[RLLD 3,505]

Mephisto - Died from severe gastritus resulting from undercooked steak.

 

 

He should have bought the warranty......

[lambert58 56]

You'll have to narrow it down further.

 

Without speculating as to their whereabouts (I just assume they never cameback after the Latin Pimp debacle), I've missed the contributions of the following for various reasons and to various degrees (in no particular order):

 

Snoopy/Cyric 29

Uh-Huh

ROBOKOP

Jeremy

Korben Dallas

McBonkonon

Brinett9

dolfan06

AirRam

hoytdwow

30FBT

porkbutt

Electric Mayhem

rallo

Brown Eyed Girl

sawilson

TommyGavin

Toro

 

 

TommyGavin made it to my sig line.... figured there was no place to go but down after that historical achievement...

[jocstrap 8]

When I came on bored - there was a guy named Football Scooter - - He was fiery and loved the 49er's. I wonder if he still passes through under another name?

 

Then there was a guy named MKB4 - - I'm pretty sure I know what happened to him

 

those two names come to mind for me.

[Eagles Green 34]

WhoisJgalt

 

 

[Frank M 181]

Bill Swerski died of injuries sustained in his make-believe car crash.

[jets24 6]

You'll have to narrow it down further.

 

Without speculating as to their whereabouts (I just assume they never cameback after the Latin Pimp debacle), I've missed the contributions of the following for various reasons and to various degrees (in no particular order):

 

Snoopy/Cyric 29

Uh-Huh

ROBOKOP

Jeremy

Korben Dallas

McBonkonon

Brinett9

dolfan06

AirRam

hoytdwow

30FBT

porkbutt

Electric Mayhem

rallo

Brown Eyed Girl

sawilson

TommyGavin

Toro

 

None of them. I can almost see it in my head. He used to type in small letters and had horrible grammar. I think he used to try and get political. He would type something like the following:

 

you shuld get a new haircutt and go fock yurself some people shuld listen to others around here

 

Can't remember!

[jets24 6]

Did anybody mention Curly Night's ghost?

[edjr 5,633]

WhoisJgalt

 

[Rusty Syringes 478]

End Game - He sulked himself to death.

[Q.T. 5]

Jerome in Manhattan -- Stopped posting to focus more attention on his two-man fantasy football league.

[Cruzer 1,993]

Scorpion - suffered a lethal black widow bite....

[heavy-set 39]

You do realize there are only 4 posters here right?

really?

[Birdseed 1]

D1ck Hertz - Electrocuted himself trying to give himself a blowjob with the shop vac.

[patweisers44 709]

David Carr's Car

Tiki Barber's Barber

 

Both now residing in Parts Unknown.

[SUXBNME 1,348]

D1ck Hertz - Electrocuted himself trying to give himself a blowjob with the shop vac.

You are one of the MIA's also

[Big_Pete 0]

When I came on bored - there was a guy named Football Scooter - - He was fiery and loved the 49er's. I wonder if he still passes through under another name?

 

Then there was a guy named MKB4 - - I'm pretty sure I know what happened to him

 

those two names come to mind for me.

Football Scooter still posts on the main board here, he also had to change his name because he got banned.

MKB4 was/is awesome. He runs his own board now after a pissing match.