Voltaire 5,204 Posted October 6, 2012 GF knows it wasn't a deer because he personally rolled the baby stroller with antlers out in front of crackattack's car. He's also raising pirahnas in his pond for Strike's swimming pool. Mmmm.... that gets me to thinking, has anybody seen Tarheel Boy lately? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted October 6, 2012 Thread officially rooned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heavy-set 39 Posted October 6, 2012 GF knows it wasn't a deer because he personally rolled the baby stroller with antlers out in front of crackattack's car. He's also raising pirahnas in his pond for Strike's swimming pool. Mmmm.... that gets me to thinking, has anybody seen Tarheel Boy lately? of course its bullplop. this entire bored is bullplop. do you really think iam a 300 pound sloth that hasnt been laid in 3 years? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted October 6, 2012 of course its bullplop. this entire bored is bullplop. do you really think iam a 300 pound sloth that hasnt been laid in 3 years? Big boned Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,057 Posted October 6, 2012 do you really think iam a 300 pound sloth that hasnt been laid in 3 years? No. I bet it has been at least ten. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted October 6, 2012 I am the best poker player here. . No y aren't. I guarantee there are at least an even dozen better. I am one of them. The only things you are best at here... 1. Being a whiny poosay 2. Rooning threads. (actually, rp & newbie Are better at this) 3. Talking to yourself like a crazy fock 4. Reviewing shitty frozen food (only because nobody else gives a fock) And finally... 5. Bragging about your pathetic, penny ante poker "Skills" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 825 Posted October 6, 2012 Has anyone here made a joke yet about Legos? Because I'm working on one and don't want to be unoriginal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,403 Posted October 7, 2012 Has anyone here made a joke yet about Legos? Because I'm working on one and don't want to be unoriginal. Closest one I've seen is Sux's Leggo my eggo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 825 Posted October 7, 2012 Hey Crack, if your son asks about Legos, don't get confused and answer in a broken voice "down the embankment unfortunately". It'll upset him. And it'll suck for you because he may have been planning to build you a leg. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,204 Posted October 7, 2012 of course its bullplop. this entire bored is bullplop. do you really think iam a 300 pound sloth that hasnt been laid in 3 years? My theory for the reason that you're crushing all of us in the pick 'em contest and how you aquired such a great team in Twelve Geeks is that you're too busy watching, rewinding and scrutinizing all 16 NFL games each week that you don't have time for exercise or chicks. Also, your user name is a good clue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,338 Posted October 7, 2012 I've put together an iPod playlist for you to listen to while you're in the hospital. 1) This Boot is Made for Walking/ Nancy Sinatra 2) Blue Suede Shoe/ Elvis Presley 3) He's Got Leg/ ZZ Top 4) Death on One Leg/ Queen 5) Foot in the Clouds/ Paul McCartney There may be more.... Oops! I almost forgot: 6) Footloss/ Kenny Loggins Nice. Also don't forget "Phantom Limb" by The Shins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,204 Posted October 7, 2012 Nice. Also don't forget "Phantom Limb" by The Shins. I wonder if Rick Allen can play those songs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crackattack 520 Posted October 7, 2012 Update: infection has spread, going back to surgery tomorrow where the wii remove more of my leg. They are going just above the knee. Im at parkview hospital in ft wayne indiana....the new one not the one downtown. I dont care if the biggest lier on the board believes me or not, really or if any one does. I will get a pick or two and post them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted October 7, 2012 Update: infection has spread, going back to surgery tomorrow where the wii remove more of my leg. They are going just above the knee. Im at parkview hospital in ft wayne indiana....the new one not the one downtown. I dont care if the biggest lier on the board believes me or not, really or if any one does. I will get a pick or two and post them. Jeez more surgery. Good luck man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MedStudent 56 Posted October 7, 2012 Update: infection has spread, going back to surgery tomorrow where the wii remove more of my leg. They are going just above the knee. Im at parkview hospital in ft wayne indiana....the new one not the one downtown. I dont care if the biggest lier on the board believes me or not, really or if any one does. I will get a pick or two and post them. Good luck. It doesn't sound like you are out of the woods yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 483 Posted October 7, 2012 Good luck, buddy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,057 Posted October 7, 2012 Update: infection has spread, going back to surgery tomorrow where the wii remove more of my leg. They are going just above the knee. Im at parkview hospital in ft wayne indiana....the new one not the one downtown. I dont care if the biggest lier on the board believes me or not, really or if any one does. I will get a pick or two and post them. Good luck man. Stay strong. And don't pay GFIAFP any mind...nobody else does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted October 7, 2012 Any visits from lawyers yet? The guardrail is suppose to prevent you from rolling down an embankment. They'll want to sue the City that owns the guardrail, the engineer who designed the guardrail, the contractor who installed the guardrail and the manufacturer of the guardrail. Then they'll get to the Doctors and sue them for not saving your leg. You've spent too much time in CA. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted October 7, 2012 Update: infection has spread, going back to surgery tomorrow where the wii remove more of my leg. They are going just above the knee. Im at parkview hospital in ft wayne indiana....the new one not the one downtown. I dont care if the biggest lier on the board believes me or not, really or if any one does. I will get a pick or two and post them. Sorry to hear this. Make sure they amputate well above the extent of infection, to prevent it from going higher. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,580 Posted October 7, 2012 Update: infection has spread, going back to surgery tomorrow where the wii remove more of my leg. They are going just above the knee. Im at parkview hospital in ft wayne indiana....the new one not the one downtown. I dont care if the biggest lier on the board believes me or not, really or if any one does. I will get a pick or two and post them. You are really killing the hillarity in this thread. Good luck man, thoughts are with you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,129 Posted October 7, 2012 Update: infection has spread, going back to surgery tomorrow where the wii remove more of my leg. They are going just above the knee. That 's ok... I hear you don't kneed it. Seriously, keep your chin up, it may be all you end up with. You're in my thoughts with lots of well wishes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,403 Posted October 7, 2012 Fock man. Hang in there bro. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,403 Posted October 7, 2012 Just rub some dirt on it... Update: infection has spread, going back to surgery tomorrow where the wii remove more of my leg. They are going just above the knee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 1,297 Posted October 7, 2012 Good luck. Stay strong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crackattack 520 Posted October 7, 2012 I have some pics, but figure out how to post them....anyone wany to pm me there email addy, I'll send the to we homever and you can post them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heavy-set 39 Posted October 7, 2012 I have some pics, but figure out how to post them....anyone wany to pm me there email addy, I'll send the to we homever and you can post them. i sent you a pm. i hope this is all a joke, but if not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted October 8, 2012 I have some pics, but figure out how to post them....anyone wany to pm me there email addy, I'll send the to we homever and you can post them. Well I believe you but still wouldn't mind seeing a couple of pics of it. Good luck on your next surgery man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crackattack 520 Posted October 8, 2012 i sent you a pm. i hope this is all a joke, but if not. You get message? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 825 Posted October 8, 2012 This thread now has as many pages as Crackattack has toes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heavy-set 39 Posted October 8, 2012 You get message? yea but there is no pics attached. was that a euphemism for your missing leg? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crackattack 520 Posted October 8, 2012 yea but there is no pics attached. was that a euphemism for your missing leg? Lol...check your email again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heavy-set 39 Posted October 8, 2012 here is a photo http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/318925_112783408879090_59137232_n.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 825 Posted October 8, 2012 here is a photo http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/318925_112783408879090_59137232_n.jpg What the fock happened to his leg? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crackattack 520 Posted October 8, 2012 Thats it, more coming heavy set Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 520 Posted October 8, 2012 Thats it, more coming heavy set Gonna need a photo with a penny where the foot used to be. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crackattack 520 Posted October 8, 2012 Gonna need a photo with a penny where the foot used to be. Yeah not going to happen...lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crackattack 520 Posted October 8, 2012 What the fock happened to his leg? That's my leg they amputated after my accident. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 825 Posted October 8, 2012 That's my leg they amputated after my accident. I meant the right leg. Your toes are all jacked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crackattack 520 Posted October 8, 2012 I meant the right leg. Your toes are all jacked. Don't now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
