OldMaid 2,137 Posted October 5, 2012 You really should just let them go ahead and take the other leg... 'cause a 1/4 of the man I used to be, just doesn't have the same ring to it. Hope you feel better soon! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 790 Posted October 5, 2012 You really should just let them go ahead and take the other leg... 'cause a 1/4 of the man I used to be, just doesn't have the same ring to it. Hope you feel better soon! Maybe he likes to kick a pig every once in a while. How's he supposed to do that with no legs? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MedStudent 56 Posted October 5, 2012 I'm thinking the geeks could all pitch in for a simple prosthetic leg as a Christmas present. Nothing too expensive though, just a stocking stuffer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 521 Posted October 5, 2012 You really should just let them go ahead and take the other leg... 'cause a 1/4 of the man I used to be, just doesn't have the same ring to it. Hope you feel better soon! Check your hallway... there's got to be a leg or two in there right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,838 Posted October 5, 2012 Just make sure when the time comes for PT, you take it seriously. Don't go pussyfooting around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,838 Posted October 5, 2012 I'm thinking the geeks could all pitch in for a simple prosthetic leg as a Christmas present. Nothing too expensive though, just a stocking stuffer. That's a great idea! He shouldn't have to foot the bill for something like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MedStudent 56 Posted October 5, 2012 Obviously he does. The hospital trip didn't cost him and arm and a leg. But he's walking around in circles wondering how he's going to afford his portion of the bill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,724 Posted October 5, 2012 That stopped being funny the 10th time. This thread has jumped the shark Don't judge until you walk a mile in his shoe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 828 Posted October 5, 2012 You really should just let them go ahead and take the other leg... 'cause a 1/4 of the man I used to be, just doesn't have the same ring to it. But if he let them take the other leg now, then he'd have no legs at all to lose the next time he decides to drive like a woman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,624 Posted October 5, 2012 Don't judge until you walk hop a mile in his shoe. Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,624 Posted October 5, 2012 Look on the bright side..In rattlesnake country, you cut the odds of getting snake bit in half. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,137 Posted October 5, 2012 I've put together an iPod playlist for you to listen to while you're in the hospital. 1) This Boot is Made for Walking/ Nancy Sinatra 2) Blue Suede Shoe/ Elvis Presley 3) He's Got Leg/ ZZ Top 4) Death on One Leg/ Queen 5) Foot in the Clouds/ Paul McCartney There may be more.... Oops! I almost forgot: 6) Footloss/ Kenny Loggins Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,137 Posted October 6, 2012 The hospital trip didn't cost him and arm and a leg. No, but they should charge him 2 arms and a leg, just to keep this funny. Not as much material for a no legged, one armed man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old School 360 Posted October 6, 2012 Man. There are some cold hearted bastages on this bored. I'd expect nothing less from someone who already has one foot out the door. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 497 Posted October 6, 2012 Very sorry this happened to you buddy. I do not, however, believe you have to go through a long dark tunnel of depression. That is just a choice; not a requirement. I worked with people with disabilities. I know a 23 y/o guy who has Spinal Muscular Atrophy. He can move his head and hands. Nothing else; past a twitch here and there. It is going to get worse and it is fatal. He is not depressed. He has a four year degree, is employed and has a ton of friends. You can get fitted up with a sexy high-tech bounce appendage, and get more "leg" than you ever had. (didn't want you to think I was soft.) The good news is that you are the same a$$hole you have always been! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 651 Posted October 6, 2012 Ya know, you could cut off the other leg and beat that Pistorius guy in the 2016 Olympics....in Rio, think about it..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted October 6, 2012 You could date Heather Mills and share a shoe closet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remote controller 143 Posted October 6, 2012 I'd go for no arms and no legs and be renamed Art. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 1,018 Posted October 6, 2012 So... how's your fantasy team doing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted October 6, 2012 So... how's your fantasy team doing? His competition has a leg up on him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Little Rusty 19 Posted October 6, 2012 I'm thinking the geeks could all pitch in for a simple prosthetic leg as a Christmas present. Nothing too expensive though, just a stocking stuffer. Kind and thoughtful ........kinda Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted October 6, 2012 Is the animal ok? you think you missed it right? Gotta say .... this had me cracking up for like 15 minutes. Poast of the year nominee fo sho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted October 6, 2012 Gotta say .... this had me cracking up for like 15 minutes. There is a lot of good sh1t in this thread. At least crackattack is going to be all right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crackattack 520 Posted October 6, 2012 You really should just let them go ahead and take the other leg... 'cause a 1/4 of the man I used to be, just doesn't have the same ring to it. Hope you feel better soon! [/quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 828 Posted October 6, 2012 Did they remove the part of your leg that you make coherent posts with? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,192 Posted October 6, 2012 Did they remove the part of your leg that you make coherent posts with? I'm thinking he pushed the happy juice button. Rock on Crack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted October 6, 2012 I am the best poker player here. I'm calling bullshiat. You would have said it was a deer in the beginning and not an "animal". We know what a deer is. I'm calling BS on this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,701 Posted October 6, 2012 I know your first reaction is to swirv and miss the little focker but I tell my customers all the time to drive straight ahead and cream that mutherfucker. On a side note. A good friend of mine lost his leg in a motorcycle accident when he was 18. He can still golf, ride 4-wheeler, etc... It's not the end of the world but it does suck ass. What's wrong rith you? Really? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 836 Posted October 6, 2012 I am the best poker player here. I'm calling bullshiat. You would have said it was a deer in the beginning and not an "animal". We know what a deer is. I'm calling BS on this. What's wrong rith you? Really? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,701 Posted October 6, 2012 What's wrong rith you? Really? That's not funny mo-fo!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 836 Posted October 6, 2012 That's not funny mo-fo!!! That's where I would of laid my "Really" GF not NV Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MedStudent 56 Posted October 6, 2012 1349506357[/url]' post='4859476']I am the best poker player here. I'm calling bullshiat. You would have said it was a deer in the beginning and not an "animal". We know what a deer is. I'm calling BS on this. I thought the same thing about the animal but I figured he might be telling the truth so, I'll error on the other side and take him on his word. at this point, I'd be relieved if he came out and said he was putting us on and give Him kudos for a good thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted October 6, 2012 It's a con. Wasn't there a Q Lazarus sighting the other day? Don't send him any money. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted October 6, 2012 There's only one lie ... that might actually be believable ... let's see if he comes up with it. Prolly gonna start with, "I don't remember ..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 836 Posted October 6, 2012 There's only one lie ... From You ?? We know We know Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted October 6, 2012 Where did this accident happen? What hospital? He can easily prove it's real if it's real .... but it's not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted October 6, 2012 I'm calling BS. You can put it all on me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted October 6, 2012 It sounded kinda standard fabrication "swerved to avoid animal, guard rail, embankment." If I'm wrong ... well ... now you know what it feels like to have people call you a liar, when it's the truth. But I still say he's a liar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted October 6, 2012 I picture crackatack as Newman. And mastirbate a little. Is that so wrong? It's great because if he was burned alive in the vehicle ... he prolly wouldn't be able to report this quickly. I can dream though, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MedStudent 56 Posted October 6, 2012 1349515107[/url]' post='4859496']I'm calling BS. You can put it all on me. Irony Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
