Savage Beast 1 Posted December 12, 2012 What does it really mean to be a desirable woman? Is it solely about a pretty face or a career accomplishment? Is it about having perfect proportions or about being "wife material"? You answered these questions by voting in our annual Top 99. And judging from your responses and those of our staff, one thing is clear: Desirability isn't any one of these things, but all of them. You chose women who represent the complete package of beauty, brains, ambition and charm. And we think you chose wisely. From young up-and-comers to Top 99 vets, here are the women who make all our hearts skip a collective beat. Link http://www.askmen.com/specials/top_99_women/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage Beast 1 Posted December 12, 2012 Rihanna at #4? More like #4000000000000000,00000000000000000,00000000000000000000000 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted December 12, 2012 Rihanna at #4? More like #4000000000000000,00000000000000000,00000000000000000000000 [peenie]that's racist[/peenie] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Husker 85 Posted December 12, 2012 Rihanna at #4? More like #4000000000000000,00000000000000000,00000000000000000000000 I'd hit it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage Beast 1 Posted December 12, 2012 I'd hit it. With a fly swatter? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 496 Posted December 12, 2012 With a fly swatter? If she wanted to be spanked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage Beast 1 Posted December 12, 2012 If she wanted to be spanked. Spanked and then put in a kennel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,317 Posted December 12, 2012 Jennifer Lawrence? Are you focking sh!tting me? She shouldn't be on this list at all, yet alone anywhere near #1. And what the hell is Zooey Deschanel doing on that list? Even worse: Sarah focking Silverman. Blake Lively should be higher. She stole my heart in Savages. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage Beast 1 Posted December 12, 2012 Jennifer Lawrence? Are you focking sh!tting me? Her young 22 year old body is curvacious awesome. Her face on the other hand is iffy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,317 Posted December 12, 2012 Others that should be higher: Kiera Knightly, Olivia Wilde, and Jessica Chastain. And how the hell is Zoe Saldana not on there? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,647 Posted December 12, 2012 Too focking unwieldy to view. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted December 12, 2012 Others that should be higher: Kiera Knightly, Yea...She's a hottie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,317 Posted December 12, 2012 Yea...She's a hottie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,647 Posted December 12, 2012 Yea...She's a hottie This summer, in a role like none before, Kiera Knightly stars in "Shindler's list vs. Predator: We ain't Kosher Biotch!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted December 12, 2012 This summer, in a role like none before, Kiera Knightly stars in "Shindler's list vs. Predator: We ain't Kosher Biotch!" Ahhh...The old German Oven Mitt role. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,921 Posted December 12, 2012 Jennifer Lawrence? Are you focking sh!tting me? She shouldn't be on this list at all, yet alone anywhere near #1. And what the hell is Zooey Deschanel doing on that list? Even worse: Sarah focking Silverman. Blake Lively should be higher. She stole my heart in Savages. Have you ever had jewish possay? I once met a JAP at a park while trying to teach my dog how to catch a frisbee. This jewish princess came up to me and admired my dogs ability to withstand pain whilst a flying piece of plastic hit his "lipstic looking thingy". I told her he liked toys and the next thing you know my bigass black lab was banging her sheep dog in her parents back yard within the hour and eating all the toys. The parents weren't at the "Mansion" but their old black live-in maid was and she was running the show and I had to respect her authority. Me: High there Ms. Aunt Jamima. Nice to meet you. I've heard wonderful things about you. Aunt Jamima: Boy, my old black ass has seen more swinging d!cks come through that door than you can shake a stick at and my dawgs are barkin from walking up and down those steps trying to clean up after these means ass kids. You can have your way this skanty like you're dog is doing to Goldie out back, but I aint cleaning up any yall's mess today. The sheets is clean Princess. The floor is not. JAP: Aunt Jamima!!! (flustered and laughing) Drink the rest of your peach shnapps and stay away from the good china. Drop one more dish and daddy will have your fat ass schlonged and rehabbed. Aunt Jamima; This is the last abortion I bring you to. You hear that? Bunny Boy? I'd skin you and make little that thing you have a lucky foot. Me: What's a "skanty"? JAP dragged me upstairs and fawked me like a dradle. Some of the best poosay I ever had. Jewish girls are nice. And rich. And have sick sense of ######. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,317 Posted December 12, 2012 Have you ever had jewish possay? I once met a JAP at a park while trying to teach my dog how to catch a frisbee. This jewish princess came up to me and admired my dogs ability to withstand pain whilst a flying piece of plastic hit his "lipstic looking thingy". I told her he liked toys and the next thing you know my bigass black lab was banging her sheep dog in her parents back yard within the hour and eating all the toys. The parents weren't at the "Mansion" but their old black live-in maid was and she was running the show and I had to respect her authority. Me: High there Ms. Aunt Jamima. Nice to meet you. I've heard wonderful things about you. Aunt Jamima: Boy, my old black ass has seen more swinging d!cks come through that door than you can shake a stick at and my dawgs are barkin from walking up and down those steps trying to clean up after these means ass kids. You can have your way this skanty like you're dog is doing to Goldie out back, but I aint cleaning up any yall's mess today. The sheets is clean Princess. The floor is not. JAP: Aunt Jamima!!! (flustered and laughing) Drink the rest of your peach shnapps and stay away from the good china. Drop one more dish and daddy will have your fat ass schlonged and rehabbed. Aunt Jamima; This is the last abortion I bring you to. You hear that? Bunny Boy? I'd skin you and make little that thing you have a lucky foot. Me: What's a "skanty"? JAP dragged me upstairs and fawked me like a dradle. Some of the best poosay I ever had. Jewish girls are nice. And rich. And have sick sense of ######. Yes I have. Banged a couple of Israeli Jewish girls whilst backpacking in Thailand actually (not at the same time, sadly). One was about ten years older than me (I was 24 at the time) but hot as hell. Crazy too, of course. The other one was a nice cute girl a few years younger than me. The kind you would take home to mom. She was really shy and the only reason I got to fock her was her Israeli girlfriends were determined to get her laid since they were on vacation. Problem was she had an out of control bush. Sarah Silverman is annoying as fock and not hot. Doesn't matter if she's a JAP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted December 12, 2012 OK i will not even get into who should be higher and lower because we all have our own tastes. HOWEVER - this list is SO BS - How can Michelle Bin Obama be back to back (whatever number anywhere) with Beyonce. No list on this here planet should have those two back to back for ANYTHING. I right here right now challenge you to find (or make up) a list where they should be back to back. (this has potential)....... and Oh my ..... MICHELLE JENNEKE !!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad GLuckman 518 Posted December 12, 2012 And what the hell is Zooey Deschanel doing on that list? Because she's really hot All personal preference, but she's one of my favorites Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MedStudent 56 Posted December 12, 2012 Have you ever had jewish possay? I once met a JAP at a park while trying to teach my dog how to catch a frisbee. This jewish princess came up to me and admired my dogs ability to withstand pain whilst a flying piece of plastic hit his "lipstic looking thingy". I told her he liked toys and the next thing you know my bigass black lab was banging her sheep dog in her parents back yard within the hour and eating all the toys. The parents weren't at the "Mansion" but their old black live-in maid was and she was running the show and I had to respect her authority. Me: High there Ms. Aunt Jamima. Nice to meet you. I've heard wonderful things about you. Aunt Jamima: Boy, my old black ass has seen more swinging d!cks come through that door than you can shake a stick at and my dawgs are barkin from walking up and down those steps trying to clean up after these means ass kids. You can have your way this skanty like you're dog is doing to Goldie out back, but I aint cleaning up any yall's mess today. The sheets is clean Princess. The floor is not. JAP: Aunt Jamima!!! (flustered and laughing) Drink the rest of your peach shnapps and stay away from the good china. Drop one more dish and daddy will have your fat ass schlonged and rehabbed. Aunt Jamima; This is the last abortion I bring you to. You hear that? Bunny Boy? I'd skin you and make little that thing you have a lucky foot. Me: What's a "skanty"? JAP dragged me upstairs and fawked me like a dradle. Some of the best poosay I ever had. Jewish girls are nice. And rich. And have sick sense of ######. Stuff like this is why you got my vote for geek of the year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted December 12, 2012 Rihanna - ha. We have 5 girls here in the office I'd hit before that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted December 12, 2012 Rihanna - ha. We have 5 girls here in the office I'd hit before that. Anger management? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,083 Posted December 12, 2012 Is the T-Mobile brunnette on the list? If not, there is no need for me to open the link as its not legit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,083 Posted December 12, 2012 MK-Ultra I hate women with hyphenated names. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted December 12, 2012 Is the T-Mobile brunnette on the list? If not, there is no need for me to open the link as its not legit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted December 12, 2012 the list is pretty good. Love it that they gave some love to Emmanuelle Chriqui, thought I think Natalie Portman should have a higher place, god I love her.....Lady gaga at 18? uhm, no.....Mara Rooney #3, I think that is intended as a joke.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
southcarolina 166 Posted December 12, 2012 Is the T-Mobile brunnette on the list? If not, there is no need for me to open the link as its not legit. Carly Foulkes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blitzen 0 Posted December 12, 2012 My theory right now is these lists are built by gay blind men. Nicki Minaj at 5? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted December 12, 2012 My theory right now is these lists are built by gay blind men. Nicki Minaj at 5? And clearly orangutans if the first lady made it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bishop82 61 Posted December 12, 2012 I'd be willing to sexually disappoint maybe 60 out of those 99 broads. Also no Jennifer Love Hewitt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,317 Posted December 12, 2012 I'd be willing to sexually disappoint maybe 60 out of those 99 broads. Also no Jennifer Love Hewitt JLH? Maybe ten years ago. OK, definitely ten years ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted December 12, 2012 JLH? Maybe ten years ago. OK, definitely ten years ago. Truth. She had her time, and it has likely passed, but she remains one of my favorites, along with her party of Five co-star lacey Chabert....yummmm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shovelheadt 62 Posted December 12, 2012 Jennifer Lawrence? Are you focking sh!tting me? She shouldn't be on this list at all, yet alone anywhere near #1. Really? https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=jennifer+lawrence&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.1355272958,d.aWM&bpcl=39942515&biw=1280&bih=670&pdl=300&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=i-zIUOLPEOaNygGXwoDQCA#imgrc=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn02.cdn.justjared.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F08%2Flawrence-hfpa%2Fjennifer-lawrence-hfpa-luncheon-07.jpg%3Bhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.justjared.com%2Fphoto-gallery%2F2699172%2Fjennifer-lawrence-hfpa-luncheon-07%2F%3B7whuEjjnHSKl3M%3B1seJg_ZYtIEcnM%3A%3B111657844150333632355%3B817%3B1222 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,317 Posted December 12, 2012 Really? https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=jennifer+lawrence&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.1355272958,d.aWM&bpcl=39942515&biw=1280&bih=670&pdl=300&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=i-zIUOLPEOaNygGXwoDQCA#imgrc=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn02.cdn.justjared.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F08%2Flawrence-hfpa%2Fjennifer-lawrence-hfpa-luncheon-07.jpg%3Bhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.justjared.com%2Fphoto-gallery%2F2699172%2Fjennifer-lawrence-hfpa-luncheon-07%2F%3B7whuEjjnHSKl3M%3B1seJg_ZYtIEcnM%3A%3B111657844150333632355%3B817%3B1222 Meh. I don't know, maybe she just doesn't do it for me. I look at her and I see a girl of only above-average looks who can look good when she's super done-up. I'd honestly rate her a 7 or 7.5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,296 Posted December 12, 2012 Rihanna at #4? More like #4000000000000000,00000000000000000,00000000000000000000000 You need another 3 million zeros at the end... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 905 Posted December 12, 2012 Nicki Minaj... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted December 12, 2012 Too focking unwieldy to view. No shiot. I got it to the 50's and just said F it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,031 Posted December 12, 2012 Really? https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=jennifer+lawrence&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.1355272958,d.aWM&bpcl=39942515&biw=1280&bih=670&pdl=300&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=i-zIUOLPEOaNygGXwoDQCA#imgrc=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn02.cdn.justjared.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F08%2Flawrence-hfpa%2Fjennifer-lawrence-hfpa-luncheon-07.jpg%3Bhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.justjared.com%2Fphoto-gallery%2F2699172%2Fjennifer-lawrence-hfpa-luncheon-07%2F%3B7whuEjjnHSKl3M%3B1seJg_ZYtIEcnM%3A%3B111657844150333632355%3B817%3B1222 She's ok, but I agree I can't figure out how she got #1. She looks like she has a LOT of maturing and growing up to do, IMO. She still has that baby-look about her. Just my opinion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,921 Posted December 12, 2012 Butt burgulars put this list together fo sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites