Wiffle vs Nikki

[SUXBNME 1,507]

Where the fock does this serious hate between the two of you come from?

I'm gonna guess on FBG's

 

Either way, I need to hear the story. Some of the one liners you donks trade back and forth are incredible.

Actually, Wiff has some great ones, Nikki seems to have taken the higher road here.

[NorthernVike 2,087]

Cripple fight.

[SUXBNME 1,507]

Cripple fight.

Irrelevant, Debbie downer

[Mike Honcho 5,283]

Where the fock does this serious hate between the two of you come from?

I'm gonna guess on FBG's

 

Either way, I need to hear the story. Some of the one liners you donks trade back and forth are incredible.

Actually, Wiff has some great ones, Nikki seems to have taken the higher road here.

Higher road...is Gettnhuges double wide parked on a hill?

[jerryskids 6,805]

My sense is that wiff hates all women, and nikki hates most men, so the stars align pretty well.

[Voltaire 5,317]

It's really good. It's not as exciting and creative as the MDC vs phillybear wars but what is? I think somebody captured my sentiment in the p*ssmatch thread : what makes it really compelling is they both have larger vocabularies than we're use to.

[Mile High Drunk 13]

I am guessing sexting went bad.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,446]

There's not enough room for two Lane Bryant fans here?

[IGotWorms 4,058]

It might have something to do with nikki being a raging kunt.

[naomi 356]

It might have something to do with nikki being a raging kunt.

 

Don't get this sentiment..

 

I think he likes her/the energy the more it seems she hates him.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,446]

 

I imagine Wiff as Johnny. "That dress and those shoes..................."

[shotsup 832]

They both have a bagina and a huge set if balls ?

[kutulu 1,678]

They both have a bagina and a huge set if balls ?

Link?

[patweisers44 847]

Cripple fight.

I must have missed something. Which one is a PoColts alias?

[The Moz 69]

 

I imagine Wiff as Johnny. "That dress and those shoes..................."

Shirley you can't serious!

[parrot 789]

It might have something to do with nikki being a raging kunt.

 

This.

[MedStudent 56]

Whiffle's mother stories really seem to get under Nikki's skin. I have no clue why. They are as easy to ignore as a gfiafp poker thread if you don't like them. But she acts like a raging beatch every time whiffle starts a thread about his mom or his life.

 

I used to think Nikki was ok but she has been a raging beatch lately. Maybe she is going through menopause.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,446]

Whiffle's mother stories really seem to get under Nikki's skin. I have no clue why. They are as easy to ignore as a gfiafp poker thread if you don't like them. But she acts like a raging beatch every time whiffle starts a thread about his mom or his life.

 

I used to think Nikki was ok but she has been a raging beatch lately. Maybe she is going through menopause.

 

 

Gettinhuge is a lucky man.

[Mike Honcho 5,283]

Whiffle's mother stories really seem to get under Nikki's skin. I have no clue why. They are as easy to ignore as a gfiafp poker thread if you don't like them. But she acts like a raging beatch every time whiffle starts a thread about his mom or his life.

 

I used to think Nikki was ok but she has been a raging beatch lately. Maybe she is going through menopause.

 

perhaps it's the stress of realizing she's about to embark on life-long journey with Jethro Bodine...

[MedStudent 56]

 

perhaps it's the stress of realizing she's about to embark on life-long journey with Jethro Bodine...

When she gets married will she hyphenate her name? Gettnhuge-hands?

[The Pope 10]

Wait. Nikki is getting married to Gettnhuge?

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Gettnbitchedat

[parrot 789]

 

perhaps it's the stress of realizing she's about to embark on life-long journey with Jethro Bodine...

[Mookz 1,349]

Whiffle's mother stories really seem to get under Nikki's skin. I have no clue why. They are as easy to ignore as a gfiafp poker thread if you don't like them. But she acts like a raging beatch every time whiffle starts a thread about his mom or his life.

 

I used to think Nikki was ok but she has been a raging beatch lately. Maybe she is going through menopause.

 

I think it goes back to his thread where he said the flamboyant, in-your-face gheys deserve to get bashed. That's a hot-button issue with her and she took him very literally.

[NorthernVike 2,087]

 

perhaps it's the stress of realizing she's about to embark on life-long journey with Jethro Bodine...

Will all us geeks get invited to the wedding? I mean, they have no real friends outside of this place.

[phillybear 366]

 

I think it goes back to his thread where he said the flamboyant, in-your-face gheys deserve to get bashed. That's a hot-button issue with her and she took him very literally.

And FFT is the perfect place for thin skinned people to hang out. But she did commit bored suicide, so she hasn't welched on that or anything. Nikki is a total faggut.

[wiffleball 4,790]

Higher road...is Gettnhuges double wide parked on a hill?

[wiffleball 4,790]

It might have something to do with nikki being a raging kunt.

[wiffleball 4,790]

Whiffle's mother stories really seem to get under Nikki's skin. I have no clue why. They are as easy to ignore as a gfiafp poker thread if you don't like them. But she acts like a raging beatch every time whiffle starts a thread about his mom or his life.

 

I used to think Nikki was ok but she has been a raging beatch lately. Maybe she is going through menopause.

 

 

Allrighty, WAY too many posts to them all, but from the PM's, calls and whatnot, I'd have to agree with the last part.

 

I'm not sure if Nik feels more confident now that she and Jethro are spelunking her nethers now or what (note to GH: Bring LOTS of rope! (or, opt for the only slightly more expensive guided burro ride to her cervix) , but she DOES seem a lot more cranky since I last resided here.

 

Like I've told those that've asked, I have a good time when I get here (and am bored shirtless) . It's not like some RP/MDC thing. If a post makes me or others smile, good enough for me. She does kinda seem to throw some softballs, but you have to expect that from her. It's a bit like standing outside the fence barking back at some frothing at the mouth, barking, growling, raging shiitzu who'd crap herself if the gate ever did actually open.

 

...Only the shiitzu has less back hair and less of an underbite than Nikki.

 

...And a total lack of HPV.

[SUXBNME 1,507]

 

 

Allrighty, WAY too many posts to them all, but from the PM's, calls and whatnot, I'd have to agree with the last part.

 

I'm not sure if Nik feels more confident now that she and Jethro are spelunking her nethers now or what (note to GH: Bring LOTS of rope! (or, opt for the only slightly more expensive guided burro ride to her cervix) , but she DOES seem a lot more cranky since I last resided here.

 

Like I've told those that've asked, I have a good time when I get here (and am bored shirtless) . It's not like some RP/MDC thing. If a post makes me or others smile, good enough for me. She does kinda seem to throw some softballs, but you have to expect that from her. It's a bit like standing outside the fence barking back at some frothing at the mouth, barking, growling, raging shiitzu who'd crap herself if the gate ever did actually open.

 

...Only the shiitzu has less back hair and less of an underbite than Nikki.

 

...And a total lack of HPV.

At least you responded first to this. I'll give you some credit for that.

 

For what it's worth, Nikki is a pretty much an awesome person. Drunk or sober. Unfortunately, she is kinda smart. Bad trait in a woman, I know.

The fact that her and Papa Smurf are GettnHitched is scary as all hell. Hopefully at least one of them is sterile

[wiffleball 4,790]

At least you responded first to this. I'll give you some credit for that.

 

For what it's worth, Nikki is a pretty much an awesome person. Drunk or sober. Unfortunately, she is kinda smart. Bad trait in a woman, I know.

The fact that her and Papa Smurf are GettnHitched is scary as all hell. Hopefully at least one of them is sterile

 

Sux - You lonely, cat fornicating fornicanator: You think anyone who responds to you outside this bored as a your "Bestie". So, you and your horribly skewed views don't count. In fact, GFIAFP will probably be your best man just as soon as California allows the inevitable Cat Marriage & Feline Sodomy act of 2015.

 

...Which will lead to a WHOLE 'nother view regarding "coughing up hairballs"...

[SUXBNME 1,507]

 

Sux - You lonely, cat fornicating fornicanator: You think anyone who responds to you outside this bored as a your "Bestie". So, you and your horribly skewed views don't count. In fact, GFIAFP will probably be your best man just as soon as California allows the inevitable Cat Marriage & Feline Sodomy act of 2015.

 

...Which will lead to a WHOLE 'nother view regarding "coughing up hairballs"...

Strangely enough, Adam and I talked on the phone about a month ago for 45 minutes or so. Dood is smarter than most

[mobb_deep 920]

I just want to go in record saying I don't like it one bit.

 

We all have a laugh at Nikki's expense now and then, but let's face it... the bored sucked when she was gone. OldMaid tried her best to hold down the fort, but one woman can only do so much. Sure, we have naomi and peenie. But naomi is a bit weird and totally prude, and peenie is quite possibly the most annoying person on the planet.

 

So, or the sake of us all, I respectfully ask that wiff and nikki hug it out.

[naomi 356]

I just want to go in record saying I don't like it one bit.

 

We all have a laugh at Nikki's expense now and then, but let's face it... the bored sucked when she was gone. OldMaid tried her best to hold down the fort, but one woman can only do so much. Sure, we have naomi and peenie. But naomi is a bit weird and totally prude, and peenie is quite possibly the most annoying person on the planet.

 

So, or the sake of us all, I respectfully ask that wiff and nikki hug it out.

 

Thanks

 

I think why I come off weird is because I hold a lot back, and what I do post with most vigor is objectively out of place here. I always feel slightly wrong for being here

 

Peenie is not that bad

[mobb_deep 920]

 

Thanks

 

I think why I come off weird is because I hold a lot back, and what I do post with most vigor is objectively out of place here. I always feel slightly wrong for being here

 

Peenie is not that bad

Don't get me wrong, I liked your weird story about not having a SS number, and all the weird religion posts I read the first 3-4 words of. They're just weird.

 

We all have our place here. Newbie is the meathead. SUX is the weird cat guy. MDC is the pseudo intellectual, GFIAFP is the town nut, Moz is the racist, peenie is the token, Nikki is the skank, wiff is the lonely bachelor, old maid is the old maid, I'm the 38 year old try hard, that dresses like Justin Bieber, and you're the weird bible girl. It's all love.

[Giants Fan 85]

Wimmen here ... as much as I defend them ... need to understand that walking into this man cave ... you are going to experience some resistance. It's natural. This is, after all a place for fantasy football nerds. It's worse than walking into a poker room.

 

That being said .... t!ts or GTFO.

[The Pope 10]

Don't get me wrong, I liked your weird story about not having a SS number, and all the weird religion posts I read the first 3-4 words of. They're just weird.

 

We all have our place here. Newbie is the meathead. SUX is the weird cat guy. MDC is the pseudo intellectual, GFIAFP is the town nut, Moz is the racist, peenie is the token, Nikki is the skank, wiff is the lonely bachelor, old maid is the old maid, I'm the 38 year old try hard, that dresses like Justin Bieber, and you're the weird bible girl. It's all love.

Another list I didn't make.

[edjr 6,599]

nikki needed a low rent fantasy football message board to find love, what could there possibly be in her life to be happy about?

[wiffleball 4,790]

nikki needed a low rent fantasy football message board to find love, what could there possibly be in her life to be happy about?

 

Well. For one thing with airlines charging extra for having a carry on bag, she's got to be thrilled that her cooter can be used as an overhead compartment.

[nikki2200 4]

 

I think it goes back to his thread where he said the flamboyant, in-your-face gheys deserve to get bashed. That's a hot-button issue with her and she took him very literally.

 

YES. This is exactly the reason why I hate wiffleball with the intensity of 1000 suns. I think everyone here knows my breaking point is homophobia.

 

Also I randomly pulled up this thread because I woke up early and couldn't go back to sleep and I did a search on "Nikki" here. You people seriously need to get a life.