NewbieJr 541 Posted March 28, 2014 Here is our Friday edition of Guess the Geek... https://www.flickr.com/photos/118873824@N05/13466386153/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 710 Posted March 28, 2014 I didnt realize Fred Flintstone's little brother posted here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 28, 2014 I thought messican wrestlers wore masks? At least he should have. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,993 Posted March 28, 2014 Robert Blake's estranged son has to be single. No way in hell his wife/gf let him out of the house wearing that costume, with that towel, and that watch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 720 Posted March 28, 2014 Someone is enjoying the hotel "health club" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 589 Posted March 28, 2014 Having downs would suck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meglamaniac 380 Posted March 28, 2014 Oh man I love this guys movies, I wonder what it's like to work with a smart a$$ donkey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted March 28, 2014 Voltaire prepares for his cage match with Kutulu. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,438 Posted March 28, 2014 Voltaire prepares for his cage match with Kutulu. Retard fight!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted March 28, 2014 While he's clearly no DeNiro I get a uneasy feeling that he's looking in a mirror and doing his best Taxi Driver impersonation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 710 Posted March 28, 2014 If this was a Caption This Photo thread, i would go with: "Has anyone seen 3 pints of blood?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted March 28, 2014 Bonus Pic https://www.flickr.com/photos/118873824@N05/13469071174/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,154 Posted March 28, 2014 Arts and Crafts day at the "Special School" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 710 Posted March 28, 2014 Bonus Pic https://www.flickr.com/photos/118873824@N05/13469071174/ what did he paint that with? his 9:30 am "5 o'clock shadow" ??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted March 28, 2014 Does he look smelly in all his pics ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mile High Drunk 13 Posted March 28, 2014 Where is the rest of him? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 868 Posted March 28, 2014 how many wetbacks do we have here for chrissakes??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 933 Posted March 28, 2014 Bonus Pic https://www.flickr.com/photos/118873824@N05/13469071174/ Roberto Ross Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,955 Posted March 28, 2014 Andre The Midget paints happy place Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 710 Posted March 28, 2014 Andre The Midget paints happy place The funny part is that he is holding up that painting so proudly when in reality it looks like Jackson Pollack had diarrhea on a canvas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 315 Posted March 28, 2014 he lifts, he paints... yet somehow, "Renaissance Man" he ain't... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,593 Posted March 28, 2014 A failure at both painting and working out, he should sting himself up by his extra long shoelaces. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted March 28, 2014 You guys wanna do a fund raiser and get this kid some proactive ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeff Garcia 8 Posted March 28, 2014 When he works out, he might want to do a few more situps, like a few hundred more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 315 Posted March 28, 2014 that first photo has been air brushed - here's a side by side on what this Cro-Magnon really looks like without any touchups: http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y59/TDRyan2/GeekCroMagnon.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 651 Posted March 28, 2014 "Never undrerestimate the power of the handicapped" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted March 28, 2014 REVEAL: This Beach towel to the gym takin', Valentine's Day Sale at Victoria's Secret workout outfit wearin', line between autistic and artistic blurrin', Jeff Lynne painting video watchin' Geek is our resident country defector, Voltaire. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,593 Posted March 28, 2014 REVEAL: This Beach towel to the gym takin', Valentine's Day Sale at Victoria's Secret workout outfit wearin', line between autistic and artistic blurrin', Jeff Lynne painting video watchin' Geek is our resident country defector, Amazingly, the smartest, most humane, best father, and happiest Geek here is also the most talented and handsomest too: Voltaire. Fixed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meglamaniac 380 Posted March 28, 2014 Damn I thought it was Shrek Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,593 Posted March 28, 2014 If you guys ever wonder what it's like to attempt to paint after watching those Bob Ross videos, these are my first two (and so far only two). When I look at them, I see a dozen problems and things that frustrated me -like the mountains are cr@p- but everybody in China with an untrained eye seems to be fooled. They seem genuinely impressed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted March 28, 2014 Fixed If I use that as the reveal caption, everyone would have us sleeping together. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,593 Posted March 28, 2014 I hadn't seen a Chris Farley movie in years (likely because dead guys don't make movies). But like everybody else, I always thought how massivly fat he was. Then about a year ago, I watched Beverly Hills Ninja and realized to my horror that he wasn't that much bigger than me. On the Chris Rock-Chris Farley scale, I was 70% of the way to Farley. I was horrified. I'd let myself go for 15 years. Now I think I'm about 40% of the way back to Chris Rock. Still a long ways off, but the belt size has really shrunk significantly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 28, 2014 If you guys ever wonder what it's like to attempt to paint after watching those Bob Ross videos, these are my first two (and so far only two). When I look at them, I see a dozen problems and things that frustrated me -like the mountains are cr@p- but everybody in China with an untrained eye seems to be fooled. They seem genuinely impressed. I'll give you ten bucks for the one your are holding up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted March 28, 2014 If you guys ever wonder what it's like to attempt to paint after watching those Bob Ross videos, these are my first two (and so far only two). When I look at them, I see a dozen problems and things that frustrated me -like the mountains are cr@p- but everybody in China with an untrained eye seems to be fooled. They seem genuinely impressed. That's not Jeff Lynne? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,593 Posted March 28, 2014 I'll give you ten bucks for the one your are holding up. That's about 60 yuan. The canvas cost 15 and the paint another 6-10 or so, so a nice 35 yuan profit there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,593 Posted March 28, 2014 That's not Jeff Lynne? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2nFIWIpAA0 No, it's Bob Ross. Daino picked up on it. I don't know who Jeff Lynne is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,993 Posted March 28, 2014 Wow, total shocker there. Not at all what I thought. Good job Volty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,563 Posted March 28, 2014 Set yourself on fire in protest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites