The Moz 69 Posted June 6, 2014 Based on Pics and what I know (rather the little I know) about some posters I would say between mmmmmm Beer ( you have to be able to fight pretty good as a ATF agent) and Megla ( I think I remember hearing stories of him getting into a lot of fights). I guess HM Newbs he is the Bodybuilder of the lot but honestly most body builders don't fight well at all so Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,594 Posted June 6, 2014 I may not be the toughest geek. But at least I have never been beaten up by a tranny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 69 Posted June 6, 2014 I may not be the toughest geek. But at least I have never been beaten up by a tranny. You aim high kid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old School 360 Posted June 6, 2014 I'll vote for Bill. Diving blind, into that muck and getting hit by rays and god knows what, in total darkness, all the while gathering prizes for the sorry ass geeks on this bored. Bill fockin Rocks! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,594 Posted June 6, 2014 You aim high kid  It makes me tougher than one geek. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 69 Posted June 6, 2014 I'll vote for Bill. Diving blind, into that muck and getting hit by rays and god knows what, in total darkness, all the while gathering prizes for the sorry ass geeks on this bored. Bill fockin Rocks! Bill wins the Kamikaze award thats for sure Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted June 6, 2014 Who cares? Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â No seriously... who focking cares? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted June 6, 2014 I'd prolly go with mmmbeer or Moz. Mebbe crackattack pre leg incident. Prolly gotta throw Volitare in the mix. Anyone with military or police training usually wins versus the average man. Â On that note, why not put Skids in the ring? he's an alleged martial artist that does have fighting comps under his belt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,514 Posted June 6, 2014 I may not be the toughest geek. But at least I have been beaten off by a tranny. what happens in vegas, should stay in vegas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted June 6, 2014 Who cares? Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â No seriously... who focking cares? Go knit or cook something Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted June 6, 2014 Go knit or cook something I just cooked a kickass chicken and asparagus risotto. And not the easy kind either. The real way, where you have to stir in a ladleful of stock every few minutes. Mmmm... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted June 6, 2014 I just cooked a kickass chicken and asparagus risotto. And not the easy kind either. The real way, where you have to stir in a ladleful of stock every few minutes. Mmmm... Do they make a powdered version? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted June 6, 2014 Do they make a powdered version? Â Nope. Risotto isn't for trailer trash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted June 6, 2014 Me on PCP. Â /thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,514 Posted June 6, 2014 Nope. Risotto isn't for trailer trash. lipton is the great equalizer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted June 6, 2014 Nope. Risotto isn't for trailer trash. What does The Scooter have to do with this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted June 6, 2014 lipton is the great equalizer I don't get this reference. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted June 6, 2014 What does The Scooter have to do with this? I don't get this one either. Â Â Either my brain is broken, or you guys aren't very funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,209 Posted June 6, 2014 I'd prolly go with mmmbeer or Moz. Mebbe crackattack pre leg incident. Prolly gotta throw Volitare in the mix. Anyone with military or police training usually wins versus the average man. Â On that note, why not put Skids in the ring? he's an alleged martial artist that does have fighting comps under his belt. I appreciate the shoutout, but when I saw the thread title I thought mmm.....beer. I could probably take most people if I had to but (1) I'm pushing 47, (2) I haven't trained in martial arts in a few years due to multiple broken feet, and (3) I'm only 5'11 and 175. That only works if you are a Gracie. Although I am a pretty good ground fighter which would be my best chance at this point. And I have been working out for a TKD comeback. Â But Beer's combo of size, training, and nastiness would whoop my ass in short order. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted June 6, 2014 I don't get this one either. Â Â Either my brain is broken, or you guys aren't very funny. No way you should have got mine. If you did, then there is no way that you were born with a vagina from birf. Mine was a play on werds. Â Philip Francis "Phil" Rizzuto, nicknamed "The Scooter", was an American Major League Baseball shortstop. He spent his entire 13-year baseball career with the New York Yankees, and was elected to the National Baseball Hall of Fame in 1994. Â Rissoto - Rizzuto Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,514 Posted June 6, 2014 I don't get this reference. .... lipton makes "instant" risotto .... everyone can feel like a cook Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted June 6, 2014 .... lipton makes "instant" risotto .... everyone can feel like a cook That sounds horrible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted June 6, 2014 No way you should have got mine. If you did, then there is no way that you were born with a vagina from birf. Mine was a play on werds. Â Philip Francis "Phil" Rizzuto, nicknamed "The Scooter", was an American Major League Baseball shortstop. He spent his entire 13-year baseball career with the New York Yankees, and was elected to the National Baseball Hall of Fame in 1994.[/size] Â Rissoto - Rizzuto[/size] Umm yeah... I guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,921 Posted June 6, 2014 I just cooked a kickass chicken and asparagus risotto. And not the easy kind either. The real way, where you have to stir in a ladleful of stock every few minutes. Mmmm... Sounds like your piss and farts would knock us all out tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,514 Posted June 6, 2014 That sounds horrible. it is not very good Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted June 6, 2014 Who cares? Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â No seriously... who focking cares? If it makes you happy, I think it depends how one defines tough. Mmmm likely is the best fighter of the group, but between your auto accident and upbringing, you have probably endured the most and still seem pretty well-adjusted. I guess by the latter definition JT and crackattack are pretty tough, too. Â And you are about to meet Newbie voluntarily. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted June 6, 2014 So I need to smoke PCP and fill my fantasy to bang MmmBeers HOT wife. When I am done in 2 minutes I can defend myself VS Mr Beer. Â (Hope he the strength of 4 cops) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,921 Posted June 6, 2014 Â Â And you are about to meet Newbie voluntarily. Might be the quote of the year right here! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smashmouths@blf 33 Posted June 6, 2014 Me on PCP. Â /thread Me drunk on Jack Daniels Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MedStudent 56 Posted June 6, 2014 GFIAFP. Thread Ovah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smashmouths@blf 33 Posted June 6, 2014 GFIAFP. Thread Ovah.No... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted June 6, 2014 Meh...I have thought this over and have came to a different conclusion than my first offering.  I have better dexterity than all of you focks combined. Granted, I haven't been in a fight in years, but I think I could hold my own. Plus I'm good at arm wrasslin    The dark horse would be Phillybear. Supposedly he's a pretty large animal and stuff. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Artista 460 Posted June 6, 2014 Isn't this like that thread about how much do you make, and everyone here is rich? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted June 6, 2014 Isn't this like that thread about how much do you make, and everyone here is rich? You are rich with hamsters Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted June 6, 2014 If it makes you happy, I think it depends how one define's tough. Mmmm likely is the best fighter of the group, but between your auto accident and upbringing, you have probably endured the most and still seem pretty well-adjusted. I guess by the latter definition JT and crackattack are pretty tough, too. Â And you are about to meet Newbie voluntarily. Â Thanks Doc... I think... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill E. 666 Posted June 6, 2014 Bill wins the Kamikaze award thats for sure I guess that is like honorable mention. I'll take it. Â Â Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted June 6, 2014 Isn't this like that thread about how much do you make, and everyone here is rich? 9 inches Share this post Link to post Share on other sites