Who is the toughest guy on the Geek Club in real life?

[jerryskids 5,209]

You should see mmm.....beer try to do 21 pushups. If I ever had to fight him I'd try to make him expend energy for about 10 seconds until he collapsed from fatigue.

 

Also he would kick my ass.

[mmmmm...beer 691]

You should see mmm.....beer try to do 21 pushups. If I ever had to fight him I'd try to make him expend energy for about 10 seconds until he collapsed from fatigue.

 

Also he would kick my ass.

 

Plus check your facebook messenger Jerry

[DankNuggs 305]

Im not your huckleberry

[Voltaire 4,564]

You should see mmm.....beer try to do 21 pushups. If I ever had to fight him I'd try to make him expend energy for about 10 seconds until he collapsed from fatigue.

 

Also he would kick my ass.

If I ever get challenged to a fight, I'll have to insist the venue is the back of a van for this reason.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,660]

Wow. I am a bad mofo. Men have been so feminized that a guy with my resume makes them nuts.

[IGotWorms 3,317]

Wow. I am a bad mofo. Men have been so feminized that a guy with my resume makes them nuts.

I cringe for you

[Hardcore troubadour 12,660]

Id cower in fear if I ever saw you

[shotsup 832]

[Cdub100 3,384]

I'm a real life internet tough guy.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,660]

Im in love with you

[wiffleball 4,645]

I'm sorry, does somebody have some Claritin?

 

Because I'm sitting here bench pressing 315 like I'm allergic to it!

 

Ahhchoo!

[El Barton 8]

I'm sorry, does somebody have some Claritin?

 

Because I'm sitting here bench pressing 315 like I'm allergic to it!

 

Ahhchoo!

If you're allergic to it...you would be staying away from it. Which means you're not doing it.

 

I spent over 14 hours this weekend passing a kidney stone. Think you're tough? TRY IT! Then tell me how tough you are.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

If you're allergic to it...you would be staying away from it. Which means you're not doing it.

 

I spent over 14 hours this weekend passing a kidney stone. Think you're tough? TRY IT! Then tell me how tough you are.

 

I pass them all the time. Had one that I passed a couple of weeks ago that I did not even notice that I had until it popped out. Looked like a Native American Arrowhead.

[wiffleball 4,645]

If you're allergic to it...you would be staying away from it. Which means you're not doing it.

 

I spent over 14 hours this weekend passing a kidney stone. Think you're tough? TRY IT! Then tell me how tough you are.

A lot of people compare passing a kidney stone to childbirth.

 

Because they both come out of puussies.

[edjr 5,567]

A lot of people compare passing a kidney stone to childbirth.

 

Because they both come out of puussies.

 

[wiffleball 4,645]

A lot of people compare me to Steven Seagal.

[edjr 5,567]

A lot of people compare me to Steven Seagal.

 

bloated hasbeen?

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

 

bloated has been with a stupid ponytail?

 

fixed

[Cruzer 1,992]

A lot of people compare me to Steven Seagal.

Wsup Doc?

 

https://vice-images.vice.com/images/content-images/2016/08/25/steven-seagal-na-bialorusi-body-image-1472140553.png?output-quality=75

[edjr 5,567]

Wsup Doc?

 

https://vice-images.vice.com/images/content-images/2016/08/25/steven-seagal-na-bialorusi-body-image-1472140553.png?output-quality=75

 

Christ.

 

What a sad day when you can't even afford someone to dye your hair and have to do it yourself.

 

can see the dye line

[dain11279 928]

A lot of people compare passing a kidney stone to childbirth.

 

Because they both come out of puussies.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

I am.

 

Unless one of you fockers are toting a kryptonite dagger I'm impervious to anything you wield.

 

Also, I'm drrinking right now.

[Djgb13 2,338]

Ill never claim I mean the most badass person. Even on this board. I just know that if anyone ever messed with me, regardless if it was hand to hand or they pulled out a weapon, Id be able to take care of myself regardless of their size. Really wish there was a Krav Maga gym around here I could start back up.

 

 

But if you have to proclaim youre the toughest then you probably arent

[wiffleball 4,645]

 

bloated hasbeen?

No ordinary man treats gravy as a beverage.

[El Barton 8]

A lot of people compare passing a kidney stone to childbirth.

 

Because they both come out of puussies.

Nice!

[wiffleball 4,645]

Really wish there was a Curves gym around here I could start back up.

 

 

[Djgb13 2,338]

Ha! Nice. My first apartment in SA shad a curved less than 1/4 a mile from it. Thought about joining it just to meet girls. Coincidentally, there was also a planned parenthood right beside it

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

Ill never claim I mean the most badass person. Even on this board. I just know that if anyone ever messed with me, regardless if it was hand to hand or they pulled out a weapon, Id be able to take care of myself regardless of their size. Really wish there was a Krav Maga gym around here I could start back up.

 

 

But if you have to proclaim youre the toughest then you probably arent

It just never ends with you. Pathological liars are very interesting to me

[vuduchile 1,941]

Ill never claim I mean the most badass person. Even on this board. I just know that if anyone ever messed with me, regardless if it was hand to hand or they pulled out a weapon, Id be able to take care of myself regardless of their size. Really wish there was a Krav Maga gym around here I could start back up.

 

 

But if you have to proclaim youre the toughest then you probably arent

Wouldnt you be at a distinct disadvantage, given that youre disabled?

[tubby_mcgee 686]

I don't fight. I'm old (44). Been in like...2 fights in my life. One in h.s.cuz I "dissed" his friend. One in my mid 20's, guy came at me with shovel because the snowblower I was using was putting flakes on his car. He was focking lunatic. So I initiated none.

But I think I can handle myself.

6'0". 255-260ish, low bodyfat, current wrestling coach, former wrestler, PB in bench press...225 x 35 (within past 6 months), 275 x 21 (within past 6 months).

 

 

Did you know that when polled, 90% of of population proclaims they could kick over 50% of the population's ass? (that math doesn't work by the way)

[edjr 5,567]

 

 

Did you know that when polled, 90% of of population proclaims they could kick over 50% of the population's ass? (that math doesn't work by the way)

 

I claim I couldn't kick a girls ass, that has to help the % some?

[Djgb13 2,338]

It just never ends with you. Pathological liars are very interesting to me

Da fuq are you talking about?

[TD Ryan2 314]

I'll post it again... My resume:

 

is this really a thing? a "tough guy" resume?

How tough are you sir?

Well, uhhh... here's my resume... as you can see, I'm a genuine bad-ass.

 

Holy sh!t man, I fight guys like you on my way to fights.

[edjr 5,567]

 

is this really a thing? a "tough guy" resume?

How tough are you sir?

Well, uhhh... here's my resume... as you can see, I'm a genuine bad-ass.

 

Holy sh!t man, I fight guys like you on my way to fights.

 

 

3 biggest liars on the board.

 

digby

bunny

rp/mb/ht

[Hardcore troubadour 12,660]

You know, the joke was I had to stay home with an 8 month old terror, that's why I was the toughest. But of course, sad cubicle rats couldn't see that.

[TD Ryan2 314]

 

 

3 biggest liars on the board.

 

digby

bunny

rp/mb/ht

 

at least bunny's funny... I don't think he should make this list.

[Gladiators 1,904]

Did you know that when polled, 90% of of population proclaims they could kick over 50% of the population's ass? (that math doesn't work by the way)

 

Here's the problem with that stat...They probably only polled men.

 

I could easily kick over 50% of the population's ass. Last weekend, I laid an ass whooping on 4 of my nieces/nephews AT THE SAME TIME!

 

I could take 99.9% of the females under the age of 12. I could take 98% of the population over the age of 75. I could take 75% of the women between 12 and 75. I could take 99.9% of kids under the age of 4.

 

I could keep going, but I think you can see the point. I'm focking bad ass.

[penultimatestraw 473]

I don't fight. I'm old (44). Been in like...2 fights in my life. One in h.s.cuz I "dissed" his friend. One in my mid 20's, guy came at me with shovel because the snowblower I was using was putting flakes on his car. He was focking lunatic. So I initiated none.

 

But I think I can handle myself.

 

6'0". 255-260ish, low bodyfat, current wrestling coach, former wrestler, PB in bench press...225 x 35 (within past 6 months), 275 x 21 (within past 6 months).

 

 

Did you know that when polled, 90% of of population proclaims they could kick over 50% of the population's ass? (that math doesn't work by the way)

Thats impressive for any age. How are your joints holding out?

[penultimatestraw 473]

Here's the problem with that stat...They probably only polled men.

 

I could easily kick over 50% of the population's ass. Last weekend, I laid an ass whooping on 4 of my nieces/nephews AT THE SAME TIME!

 

I could take 99.9% of the females under the age of 12. I could take 98% of the population over the age of 75. I could take 75% of the women between 12 and 75. I could take 99.9% of kids under the age of 4.

 

I could keep going, but I think you can see the point. I'm focking bad ass.

There are 19 million kids under age 4 in the US. You think ~200K can kick your azz?

[edjr 5,567]

I could beat up 200 toddlers at once