let's come up with quotes for Peyton Manning's next nationwide commercial, shall we?

[wiffleball 4,789]

losing early feels so good!

 

I'm already going to the Hall of Fame!

 

 

overthrowing receivers is so fun!

 

 

but we sold so much pizza!

 

John fox sucks my so good!

[TD Ryan2 316]

That Peyton guy can't throw no more

[SUXBNME 1,481]

Just passed the torch to Andrew Luck

[TD Ryan2 316]

Brady's gonna beat you too

[SUXBNME 1,481]

Brady's gonna beat you too

Makes no sense since he just lost.

[wiffleball 4,789]

they are interviewing john fox right now. he acting like he couldn't give two f****** shits. He's just another wade ilphillips

[HenryHill9323 65]

they are interviewing john fox right now. he acting like he couldn't give two f****** shits. He's just another wade ilphillips

That ain't selling any insurance.

[IGotWorms 4,057]

That ain't selling any insurance.

I gotta admit, I laughed

[gocolts 300]

Andrew luck fear the beard

[Mungwater 596]

Gocolts I hope you lose a wheel

[edjr 6,580]

That ain't selling any insurance.

 

[Sho Nuff 720]

I should have retired last year

 

Gizelle really has a nice ass

 

I would not ever wear uggs. (I may be going to the ugg well too often)

[drobeski 3,061]

For better insurance go Nationwide for a better qb, go Brady

[SUXBNME 1,481]

Gocolts I hope you lose a wheel

One too many syllables. Doesn't roll off the tongue right.

[Mungwater 596]

One too many syllables. Doesn't roll off the tongue right.

Take out the "I" then

[rholio 339]

"My throwing arm isn't covered under life insurance? Let me tell you something, Football is Life."

[TD Ryan2 316]

Makes no sense

Yes it does, you're just not smart.

[Q.T. 5]

Eli's gonna give me sh!t..

[jerryskids 6,710]

Eli's gonna give me sh!t..

 

Broadcasting is sounding good.

[patweisers44 840]

I re-tire, fock this shiot.

[parrot 789]

"IN-COM-PLETE!" is our year again.

[nzoner 937]

Papa's selling my stores to Joe

[NEWPOSTERGUY! 288]

-brother Eli has more rings

 

-Elway is a horse-faced doosh

[edjr 6,580]

Nationwide just fired my ass

[BunnysBastatrds 2,409]

Slips and falls again.

[edjr 6,580]

Slips and falls again.

 

[TD Ryan2 316]

Slips and falls again.

 

Bunny doesn't post so good

[edjr 6,580]

 

Bunny doesn't post so good

 

 

Or watch commercials

[BunnysBastatrds 2,409]

 

 

It took an insurance angle. So,,, "Slips and falls again," Nationwide.

[ZeroTolerance 584]

I just got my head coach canned.

[kutulu 1,670]

Tea bagging Progressive Flo

[vuduchile 1,945]

Sad to see it end this way

[The Pope 10]

PSA.

 

Let me tell you about the Heimlich maneuver.

[ZeroTolerance 584]

One or two more bad hits and it will be "losing feeling in my legs".