Powerball 1.3 Billion

[Magnificent Bastard 191]

Wow. Nobody gets a dime if I win. I'm taking that loot and try and roll it up and buy an NFL team. Then we party. First rule: No dancing after first downs.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Yeah, you are forgetting about Uncle Sam.

 

Not to mention that you have to demonstrate that you have enough cash to RUN the team once you buy it.

 

Sorry to be a dream killer bro.

[frank 2,331]

Meh. If it hits 3 large I'll buy a ticket.

[Magnificent Bastard 191]

Yeah, you are forgetting about Uncle Sam.

 

Not to mention that you have to demonstrate that you have enough cash to RUN the team once you buy it.

 

Sorry to be a dream killer bro.

850 million take home! I could at least be a partner.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I've thought about what I would do.

 

I think I would buy a yacht. One with a helicopter on it. Load up a few buddies, some girls, and a sh!tload of booze and other amusements and just see the world. Cruise all over. Stop in coastal cities, and use the helicopter to get to more inaccessible places. Party at sea.

 

I could see that being right nice for a couple of years.

 

After that, decide where I want to build the compound.

 

You know what else I would do?

 

I would start a media company. I mean publishing and music production mostly.

 

I would hire guys from the big labels and publishers. My pitch would be this...

 

"I don't give a Fock about making money. This company can break even or run at a slight loss, and that's Fine.

 

Your job is simple. I'm sure you are sick and tired of churning out vapid sh!t like vampire mommy pron and iggy azalea type crap.

 

I hired you because you have a passion for the art. Now go forth and find artists. Real honest to god creative artists that write and think and create. I don't care if they are pretty. I don't care if they are marketable. Just find them. We will put their art out into the world. And when we are dead and gone, that art will be our legacy to the world."

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,474]

I bet it climbs over 1.7 billion by weds

[shotsup 834]

Crazy

[cyclone24 1,934]

Personally. ...i would buy a canoe. And row competitively to music....most likely to Lady in Red.

Literally a handful of people will clap awkwardly for me.

[Frozenbeernuts 2,314]

Ever watch the people who blew all of their lotto money and are more broke than before they won? Its one of the most sickening things that enters my mind. How can so many people be that focking stupid? I would be so got damn set if i won 1 mill, let along multiple mills.

[fandandy 3,313]

Personally. ...i would buy a canoe. And row competitively to music....most likely to Lady in Red.

Literally a handful of people will clap awkwardly for me.

I'd clap enthusiastically for you.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

I would donate to the local schools and things here in town. Probably set up something to give $1M per year for 30 years to them.

 

I would definitely have a couple of houses - one in MA and one down South (FL, SC?).

 

My investments would be conservative and based on mutual funds. No schemes or investments for friends or family.

 

Would probably have to hook up my parents with some dough for whatever they needed, but other than that, the cousins and siblings would have to just keep doing what they are doing.

 

I would quit working and just fish, golf and goof off all the time.

[frank 2,331]

2 chicks at the same time.

[Magnificent Bastard 191]

I'm going for the rainbow. A blonde, a brunette and a redhead.

[cyclone24 1,934]

2 chicks at the same time.

The wild women....the rippin and the tearin, the rippin and the tearin.

[Cloaca du jour 2,153]

Personally. ...i would buy a canoe. And row competitively to music....most likely to Lady in Red.

Literally a handful of people will clap awkwardly for me.

Will you pay the ferryman?

[fandandy 3,313]

I'd hire a couple secret service looking body guards with the ear pieces in and sunglasses on and have them follow me around wherever I went. Going to Walmart, they are walking right behind me, I use the bathroom, there is one waiting on each side of the stall door. That would be pretty rad.

[Cloaca du jour 2,153]

Definitely get a trustee of some kind to filter the millions of requests for help. I would set aside 1 mil per year for charity. I wouild hire someone to filter all the sob stories and handle the donations.

 

Only siblings would be tossed a few bucks too..I only have 2 sisters left and both parents are deceased.

 

Id Take care of my in-laws but only if my MIL got counseling for hoarding behavior and out of control spending. They live paycheck to paycheck and everyday 6 boxes from QVC show up on her door.

 

Id have to give some to my wife's sister even tho she is a welfare breeder and her kids are a mess. Although the one did join the national guard and is trying to rise above. They would all be trusts based on doing something positive with their lives. Getting a job and holding it..graduating high school, and they cant touch it if they knock someone up out of wedlock. Oh and they only get a small stipend till they are 30.

 

I would take care of a few friends that I've had for 20+ years. Maybe throw 10k to each of my friend coworkers.

 

My kids would have trusts with conditions. No kids out of wedlock, graduate college and work in your field for at least 5 years..then you can have 10 million.

[Cloaca du jour 2,153]

I'd hire a couple secret service looking body guards with the ear pieces in and sunglasses on and have them follow me around wherever I went. Going to Walmart, they are walking right behind me, I use the bathroom, there is one waiting on each side of the stall door. That would be pretty rad.

Id hire a midget to follow me around dressed like a mini flava flave and tell me what time it is. Fock a rolex, I have a time telling midget.

[fandandy 3,313]

Id hire a midget to follow me around dressed like a mini flava flave and tell me what time it is. Fock a rolex, I have a time telling midget.

And make him wear a t-shirt that says Time Telling Midget.

[shotsup 834]

I'd hire a couple secret service looking body guards with the ear pieces in and sunglasses on and have them follow me around wherever I went. Going to Walmart, they are walking right behind me, I use the bathroom, there is one waiting on each side of the stall door. That would be pretty rad.

If you had half a billion dollars would you *really* go to Walmart ?

[shotsup 834]

I would donate to the local schools and things here in town. Probably set up something to give $1M per year for 30 years to them.

 

I would definitely have a couple of houses - one in MA and one down South (FL, SC?).

 

My investments would be conservative and based on mutual funds. No schemes or investments for friends or family.

 

Would probably have to hook up my parents with some dough for whatever they needed, but other than that, the cousins and siblings would have to just keep doing what they are doing.

 

I would quit working and just fish, golf and goof off all the time.

 

Cheap PR!ck

[fandandy 3,313]

If you had half a billion dollars would you *really* go to Walmart ?

Oh yeah. I'd be a frugal billionaire.

[kilroy69 1,261]

I have 3 brothers a sister and both parents. I would give them 5 mil each and explain to them that's it. I'm not giving them anymore. I would set up another 5 mil fund for my family members like cousins and aunts education and housing needs. 25 mil out of like 400 mil after everything is said and done would be fine with me.

 

then I would buy a large chunk of land and create Kilroy land. motocross,snowmobile skeet shooting indoor pool hot tubs a giant house with grow room. I would buy a car dealership and a grocery store.

 

then put the rest into bellwether stocks and live off that.

[Old School 360]

2 chicks at the same time.

Lamar Odum laughs at this.

 

Between drools.

[cbfalcon 827]

I'd pay each of you $200k to legally change your name to your Geek Club handles. That would simplify things for the Vegas Geek Meet I'd set up.

[Frozenbeernuts 2,314]

I have 3 brothers a sister and both parents. I would give them 5 mil each and explain to them that's it. I'm not giving them anymore. I would set up another 5 mil fund for my family members like cousins and aunts education and housing needs. 25 mil out of like 400 mil after everything is said and done would be fine with me.

 

then I would buy a large chunk of land and create Kilroy land. motocross,snowmobile skeet shooting indoor pool hot tubs a giant house with grow room. I would buy a car dealership and a grocery store.

 

then put the rest into bellwether stocks and live off that.

And then someone would die. They would sue you. You lose all your money

[lickin_starfish 1,988]

I would pay off all of the mortgages for everyone in my town.

[tanatastic 2,062]

Ever watch the people who blew all of their lotto money and are more broke than before they won? Its one of the most sickening things that enters my mind. How can so many people be that focking stupid? I would be so got damn set if i won 1 mill, let along multiple mills.

This for sure. Give me 2mil and I'll never work again and be content. People get so greedy. I was arguing with my wife. I said always take the lump sum no matter how much they screw you. I said if I won the 600mil and they even offered me 10mil Id take it in a heartbeat. She flipped and said I was crazy. Bird in hand, I want for sure money now. If I took the payments something wacky would happen and someone would screw me and Id get nothing, I know it. Give me the lump sum even if it's complete and utter robbery.

[Old School 360]

This for sure. Give me 2mil and I'll never work again and be content. People get so greedy. I was arguing with my wife. I said always take the lump sum no matter how much they screw you. I said if I won the 600mil and they even offered me 10mil Id take it in a heartbeat. She flipped and said I was crazy. Bird in hand, I want for sure money now. If I took the payments something wacky would happen and someone would screw me and Id get nothing, I know it. Give me the lump sum even if it's complete and utter robbery.

One prob with the payment deal- I heard that if you die, that's it. The end. No beneficiary for the remainder of the payout.

Dumb.

[shotsup 834]

One prob with the payment deal- I heard that if you die, that's it. The end. No beneficiary for the remainder of the payout.

Dumb.

I seriously doubt that.

 

Win For Life scratch off yes. Not payment plan for Mega / Powerball.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,552]

One prob with the payment deal- I heard that if you die, that's it. The end. No beneficiary for the remainder of the payout.

Dumb.

You start a corporation first before signing your name on the ticket. The corporation owns the ticket and you go from there. You will be the president.

 

The smartest thing to do if you win an amount over 50 million is to wait until all of your finances are in order. And never declare you won. My accountant told me he'd wait six months to cash it in.

[joeshushu 51]

I would hire a pi$$ boy to follow me around. This is especially convenient when you get older and your prostrate starts swelling.

[frank 2,331]

I would hire a pi$$ boy to follow me around. This is especially convenient when you get older and your prostrate starts swelling.

It's good to be the king.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,552]

I would hire a pi$$ boy to follow me around. This is especially convenient when you get older and your prostrate starts swelling.

Rook jumps queen.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I'd hire a couple secret service looking body guards with the ear pieces in and sunglasses on and have them follow me around wherever I went. Going to Walmart, they are walking right behind me, I use the bathroom, there is one waiting on each side of the stall door. That would be pretty rad.

This would be my entourage.

 

One or two crazy badass mofos. I mean like former Russian special forces kinda guys. Just to be the muscle.

 

Then, I would hire five black guys of matching heights. They would wear matching sequin suits, and always stand behind me. Whenever I say something, they would repeat it, singing and dancing. Like my own pips.

 

"What's uuup motha fooooockkka..."

[BunnysBastatrds 2,552]

This would be my entourage.

 

One or two crazy badass mofos. I mean like former Russian special forces kinda guys. Just to be the muscle.

 

Then, I would hire five black guys of matching heights. They would wear matching sequin suits, and always stand behind me. Whenever I say something, they would repeat it, singing and dancing. Like my own pips.

 

"What's uuup motha fooooockkka..."

The baddest mofos on the planet you'd want protecting you are Israelie ex intelligence. They were the ones hired to protect New Orleans richest after Katrina.

 

I'll share some of those stories at a later date. The hard core pipe hitting brothers had nothing on them.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

The baddest mofos on the planet you'd want protecting you are Israelie ex intelligence. They were the ones hired to protect New Orleans richest after Katrina.

 

I'll share some of those stories at a later date. The hard core pipe hitting brothers had nothing on them.

Good call. And they have hot chick ones two.

 

That's what I want. A smoking hot former Israeli mossad officer.

[cbfalcon 827]

Good call. And they have hot chick ones two.

 

That's what I want. A smoking hot former Israeli mossad officer.

Ziva David....I'd pay her to protect me from thugs during the day, and to protect me peniis from getting to cold at night.

 

And I'd use that line when offering her the job. When she starts to get up and walk out, I'd do the money sign with my fingers. She'd come around.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Ziva David....I'd pay her to protect me from thugs during the day, and to protect me peniis from getting to cold at night.

 

And I'd use that line when offering her the job. When she starts to get up and walk out, I'd do the money sign with my fingers. She'd come around.

Yep. Put her on a six figure salary. And oh by the way, "protect me" basically just means cruise the world and live like a baller on my dime.

 

Any chick would go for that sh!t.

[vuduchile 1,946]

Last night on Downton Abbey, one of the footmen was ironing the Lordship's newspaper before breakfast. And lady Mary literally just stood stiff as a statue while her maid nonchalantly undressed for her for bed.

 

That's the kind of money we're talking about here.

 

You'd never be able to spend half a billion unless literally just threw it away and hired needless people to do stupid stuff.