edjr 6,592 Posted March 1, 2017 Look ashhole, I don't care you believe in an imaginary person in the sky. get that sh1t off your forehead. losers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted March 1, 2017 Mmmmm Ass Wednesday And since I've made my homemade chili and my girl is coming over tonight to watch the Bachelor with me, it promises to be ass Wednesday indeed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,913 Posted March 1, 2017 Mmmmm Ass Wednesday And since I've made my homemade chili and my girl is coming over tonight to watch the Bachelor with me, it promises to be ass Wednesday indeed. Hahaha...jesus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,913 Posted March 1, 2017 This stuff drives me nuts. You make up some crap you act like you can't live without but really youve chosen the easiest thing you could give up. And you're still the same piece of s*** you were before you started giving that up. I've got these three cousins that are all girls who still are in college... live with their mother, don't drink, don't date and go to church all the time. One of them got baptized again with the caption confessing my sin or some crap. I'm like what did you do? Stay up past 10:30? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 976 Posted March 1, 2017 Mmmmm Ass Wednesday And since I've made my homemade chili and my girl is coming over tonight to watch the Bachelor with me, it promises to be ass Wednesday indeed. Sexually or diarrhea-induced from your chili? Or both? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted March 1, 2017 Sexually or diarrhea-induced from your chili? Or both? Ha. Possibly both. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,313 Posted March 1, 2017 Everything the Catholic church does is some made up sh1t. The dumb bastards don't even worship on the correct day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,313 Posted March 1, 2017 Mmmmm Ass Wednesday And since I've made my homemade chili and my girl is coming over tonight to watch the Bachelor with me, it promises to be ass Wednesday indeed. You should make up your own religion, Newbieism. Those who follow you are called Newbites. On the first Wednesday in March you all wipe feces on your nose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted March 1, 2017 You should make up your own religion, Newbieism. Those who follow you are called Newbites. On the first Wednesday in March you all wipe feces on your nose. I'm down We'd also have Fecal Friday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted March 1, 2017 Look ashhole, I don't care you believe in an imaginary person in the sky. get that sh1t off your forehead. losers sounds like you care Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,913 Posted March 1, 2017 I'm down We'd also have Fecal Friday Shaturday? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,313 Posted March 1, 2017 Shaturday? Would Newbs be considered The Poop? Do really well behaved Newbites get Tainted after death? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,086 Posted March 1, 2017 Great thread title Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 520 Posted March 1, 2017 This is not the thread I thought it would be ... 2/10 would not read again. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,592 Posted March 1, 2017 This is not the thread I thought it would be ... 2/10 would not read again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,086 Posted March 1, 2017 This is not the thread I thought it would be ... 2/10 would not read again. http://www.thrashermagazine.com/imagesV2/Features/2014/Ass_shotsWEBFINAL/a0-title-sfw.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 1,025 Posted March 1, 2017 Everything the Catholic church does is some made up sh1t. The dumb bastards don't even worship on the correct day. actually, Saturday in Spanish is Sabado which literally translates to sabbath. So there's that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 1,025 Posted March 1, 2017 Also, what a worthless thread without pics :disappointed: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted March 1, 2017 Also, what a worthless thread without pics :disappointed: I have some good ones if I wouldn't get banned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,676 Posted March 1, 2017 I have some good ones if I wouldn't get banned. tongue deep? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,433 Posted March 1, 2017 I have some good ones if I wouldn't get banned. Already saw a picture of your long term girlfriend. No thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,313 Posted March 2, 2017 Newbs baby picture. http://www.resolution.org.uk/site_content_files/images/3_col_baby_with_cake.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 356 Posted March 2, 2017 This stuff drives me nuts. You make up some crap you act like you can't live without but really youve chosen the easiest thing you could give up. And you're still the same piece of s*** you were before you started giving that up. I've got these three cousins that are all girls who still are in college... live with their mother, don't drink, don't date and go to church all the time. One of them got baptized again with the caption confessing my sin or some crap. I'm like what did you do? Stay up past 10:30? Are they Catholic or Orthodox? (or other) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,150 Posted March 2, 2017 Look ashhole, I don't care you believe in an imaginary person in the sky. get that sh1t off your forehead. losers Sorry your offended by a religious ceremony. Need a safety pin? They have been doing it for years but only now it offends? Fake outrage and post padding!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,442 Posted March 2, 2017 You an all go fawk youtesof Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 807 Posted March 2, 2017 You's guys are taking the hell express. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,790 Posted March 2, 2017 I hated Lent. Mom would serve stewed tomatoes right out of the can as a side dish. It sounded disgusting slurping out of the can and into the pan. It looked and tasted disgusting . the whole experience was like eating something from a right to life commercial. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,592 Posted February 14, 2024 Not sure why I made this 2017, 2018 and 2019 and then stopped Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 3,025 Posted February 14, 2024 Wow. Unemployed_Ed really lost it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baker Boy 1,699 Posted February 14, 2024 But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg. – Thomas Jefferson, Notes on Virginia, 1782 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Engorgeous George 2,331 Posted February 14, 2024 I live with two Jesus squeezers. Holding my tongue is challenging but I do it because I love them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
