edjr 5,587 Posted March 10, 2017 Insurance for WNBA players Deico 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,066 Posted March 10, 2017 See through kleenex. So you dont have to open it up after you blow your nose to see if any brains came out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 314 Posted March 10, 2017 Fitness center that generates electricity from the bikes, stairs, etc being used by the gym members. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,129 Posted March 10, 2017 Fitbit for your d!ck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 700 Posted March 10, 2017 Fitbit for your d!ck. "Hey, I just jerked off for 3.4 miles" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted March 10, 2017 Bacon scented perfume Money scented cologne 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 700 Posted March 10, 2017 Tuxedo T-Shirts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 647 Posted March 10, 2017 Fitbit for your d!ck. They actually already make this. I just read an article on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,587 Posted March 10, 2017 Fitbit for your d!ck. they already have that, it's called a fitbit watch 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted March 10, 2017 they already have that, it's called a fitbit watch And belts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted March 10, 2017 The Poop n Scoot It's basically an Amigo equipped with a cushioned toilet seat above a litter box and a shower curtain that can be pulled closed when needed. You're some old goat and find yourself in aisle 45 at the Super Duper Store and you gots to sh1t, whatcha gonna do? Voila Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 989 Posted March 10, 2017 Bacon scented perfume Money scented cologne Cosmo Kramer likes these ideas. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,152 Posted March 10, 2017 Tuxedo T-Shirts T-shirt Tuxedos 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,587 Posted March 10, 2017 feminine hygiene spray called "Sprunt" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 10, 2017 A message board that doesn't allow Giants Fan 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,649 Posted March 10, 2017 Years ago, I thought of combining a BAC blower with a cell phone. I don't think it sounds as original now, but back before smart phones (like 2005)... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,587 Posted March 10, 2017 A message board that doesn't allow wiffleball yup Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,649 Posted March 10, 2017 Still considering a phone app called something like flight grub. (or whatever) Instead of wandering all over the airport - especially if time's tight - you're on a connecting flight, etc. You can place an order for any vendor in a departure airport before you take off, while en-route to the airport, etc. And somebody shows up at your gate with whatever you want. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted March 10, 2017 Fitness center that generates electricity from the bikes, stairs, etc being used by the gym members. While they're at it, they could gather the sweat to make soup for the homeless. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted March 10, 2017 Refurbished diildo shoppe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,587 Posted March 10, 2017 An airplane that uses a giant slingshot to take off and fly. no fuel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 10, 2017 Back when I was doing a lot of kitchen remodels, I had an idea for battery operated under cabinet puck lights that were all controlled by a single switch. I gave the idea to my uncle who was an electrical engineer who said he'd see what he could do with it. He was running a robotics company at the time so he didn't spend much time on it. He eventually got sick and died without really making much headway. I saw them in Costco about a year later. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted March 10, 2017 Car dealer/cell phone/ funeral service store. Just cut out the middle men. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,649 Posted March 10, 2017 Again, I swear I came up with this before, but now I see there's an app for something similar; It's a dating/friendship site. But instead of listing your likes, you put down what pisses you off. (See, doesn't that sounds uniquely 'me'?) - Sort of like Tinder for 'Grinds my Gears'. You just go through, check pre-existing boxes for shiit like 'Kardashians', 'Reality Tv', "Cilantro', 'Ed Hardy', etc. And added functionality would be it's self-growing capability; The criterion database grows / adapts as users add items, alternatively, items never (or almost) chosen would drop off. The site automatically pairs you with similarly minded people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,587 Posted March 10, 2017 replacing the little penguin that turns the light on and off in the freezer with some type of button that turns the light on and off Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted March 10, 2017 Back when I was doing a lot of kitchen remodels, I had an idea for battery operated under cabinet puck lights that were all controlled by a single switch. I gave the idea to my uncle who was an electrical engineer who said he'd see what he could do with it. He was running a robotics company at the time so he didn't spend much time on it. He eventually got sick and died without really making much headway. I saw them in Costco about a year later. I bought something like that off Amazon several months ago. Rechargable (mini-usb) pantry light that's motion activated. Too cool. https://www.amazon.com/Veepeak-Rechargeable-Cabinet-Counter-Bathroom/dp/B01EN21ONM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1489159356&sr=8-1&keywords=led+pantry+light Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted March 10, 2017 Solar Shingles / I had this idea in the late 80's, I just saw them about a year ago. Magnetic Rake / I had this idea in the early 90's Inflatable Sheep / I did the artwork for it in the early 80's ( the worst artwork I've ever done ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,587 Posted March 10, 2017 Solar Shingles / I had this idea in the late 80's, I just saw them about a year ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,129 Posted March 10, 2017 Solar Shingles / I had this idea in the late 80's, I just saw them about a year ago. Magnetic Rake / I had this idea in the early 90's Inflatable Sheep / I did the artwork for it in the early 80's ( the worst artwork I've ever done ) Elon Musk is working on this now. Available this year: https://www.tesla.com/solar 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 10, 2017 I bought something like that off Amazon several months ago. Rechargable (mini-usb) pantry light that's motion activated. Too cool. https://www.amazon.com/Veepeak-Rechargeable-Cabinet-Counter-Bathroom/dp/B01EN21ONM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1489159356&sr=8-1&keywords=led+pantry+light Yep. Saves a ton of money in labor not having them hard wired by an electrician. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,649 Posted March 10, 2017 The Upee; Basically, it's a cross between a terlet seat and a paper-towel dispenser. The 'towels' are those paper things found hanging on the walls of many bafrooms. They're rolled up, you grab the 'tongue' to pull one sheet out at a time. (Same technology as those really annoying napkin dispensers) Use, Grab 'tongue', drop in bowl, Dunzo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted March 10, 2017 Toilet seat with garbage can opener foot pedal. Parking brake for shopping carts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baker Boy 1,485 Posted March 10, 2017 "Nobody ever went broke overestimating the vulgarity of the American people," - H.L. Mencken Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 989 Posted March 10, 2017 I have under cabinet lights in my kitchen. One switch, and also each light has two different light settings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,649 Posted March 10, 2017 With my Mom's vision and memory problems, thought of a voice-activated microwave. Most of that exists now (I suppose?) through Alexa and whatnot. However, this one comes with reminders afterward until the door is opened and closed. "Your meal/dish is in the microwave!" "Caution! Your meal / dish may be hot!" Things like the Washer/Dryer were equally challenging. I suppose it's just a matter of time before we can set water temp/load/etc. But would have been great for my Mom and others in terms of in-home independence. In fact, I'm quite serious about this. The cost of external assisted living is unrealistic for most. In home care is also crazy expensive. With the growing aging population and in the increase in dementia / alzheimers, THIS really can be / is / will be THE growth industry. Pretty classic actually; The market and technology always rises to meet demand / need. Many may look at 'Alexa' type stuff as lazy or whiz-bang unnecessary technology, but, for reasons stated above, I think we'll find more and more applications of this technology for elder care. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 10, 2017 I have under cabinet lights in my kitchen. One switch, and also each light has two different light settings. Hard wired or battery? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,649 Posted March 10, 2017 http://www.chron.com/houston/article/Local-inventor-appears-on-Shark-Tank-and-finds-5816387.php We actually know this guy. He actually engineered the 'table jack'. He's a former engineer, then bar/burger restaurant owner who sold all that to pursue this. He did the engineering, found (I'm sure with the right consultants/attorneys) a Chinese manufacturer and raw materials. Basically, every table in restaurants gets out of whack; Waiters and Busboys (and customers) are forced to use the old 'sugar pack trick' to try and cure wobbly tables. This guy found the solution. He's a bit of a crank. Can be an a-hole (but most innovators are), a definite redneck, but damned if the focker hasn't sold his product to major national and global restaurant chains. He'll probably end up a gazillionaire for a 'simple', 'stupid' problem - that everyone else took for granted. Ain't that how it always works? My contribution? I can see these getting built INto the tables themselves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 989 Posted March 10, 2017 Hard wired or battery? Hard wired. My kitchen also has 8 electrical outlets built into the back splash all around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites