BunnysBastatrds 1,955 Posted October 20, 2017 I am a pretty good carver of them, I'm the guy who spends hours buying the right one, has the bestest tools, knives, and understands them. I rock at making jack o lanterns. Who wants to bet me they can do better than me? Let's do an FFToday one for the ages. All proceeds go to children's hospital. A hundred a pumpkin.It has to be FFToday related. Bored votes for bragging rights of the winner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,993 Posted October 20, 2017 I'm the guy who's buys a couple, let's my 9 yr. old niece butcher them to pieces, pretends they are great, puts them on display. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,312 Posted October 20, 2017 I'm down with carving and posting but I ain't doing no hundo to anyone. Maybe carve and post your pumpkin as your profile pic. See how many we can get. I'm carving one with my daughter this weekend I think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,605 Posted October 20, 2017 My wife and i will carve pumpkins, but we are amateurs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 1,008 Posted October 20, 2017 I don't carve pumpkins, but if someone does a jack o'lantern with the fftoday logo and it looks good I'd love to see that. Maybe Mike would send you a t-shirt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,955 Posted October 20, 2017 I'm the guy who's buys a couple, let's my 9 yr. old niece butcher them to pieces, pretends they are great, puts them on display. You might win. Sounds like a 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,684 Posted October 20, 2017 Amateurs. I carve canned pumpkin. I am like Edward Scissorhands with tin snips. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,955 Posted October 20, 2017 I don't carve pumpkins, but if someone does a jack o'lantern with the fftoday logo and it looks good I'd love to see that. Maybe Mike would send you a t-shirt. A shirt? I got GFIFAP and FFToday on an ESPN Super Bowl broadcast and never got a shirt. No shirts unless you do the unthinkable. Which I'm still trying to figure out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted October 20, 2017 Easy win. Look up newbies picture. Carve his face, and trumps, into pumpkin. Carve ORANGE PRIDE! Underneath. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,955 Posted October 20, 2017 Easy win. Look up newbies picture. Carve his face, and trumps, into pumpkin. Carve ORANGE PRIDE! Underneath. I was thinking of having one with its tongue out licking the backside of the others ass with the FFTodfay logo. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted October 20, 2017 I was thinking of having one with its tongue out licking the backside of the others ass with the FFTodfay logo. Cut up some lines of powdered sugar near a pumpkin. Cut a hole and cram a butt plug in the hole. Boom. The edjr. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,955 Posted October 20, 2017 Cut up some lines of powdered sugar near a pumpkin. Cut a hole and cram a butt plug in the hole. Boom. The edjr. Nice. And we can have one that's looks like it's shitting it's Inards to replicate an abortion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,955 Posted October 20, 2017 We could also just cut the stem off of one an inch down and carve "thread winner". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,342 Posted October 20, 2017 I will buy one, put it on my porch, and throw it out in January 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted October 20, 2017 Calling no fair! With the right lighting bunny could just use a selfie to win this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,955 Posted October 21, 2017 Calling no fair! With the right lighting bunny could just use a selfie to win this. Nice! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted October 21, 2017 Will carve a pumpkin later on but this year we are also gonna carve a pineapple like a jack o lantern Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,167 Posted October 21, 2017 Thread title is the best/worst pickup line ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,955 Posted October 21, 2017 Thread title is the best/worst pickup line ever. Worst? Nobody has challenged me yet. Poosays!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,083 Posted October 21, 2017 Halloween is the most popular holiday in west virginia They love to pump kin 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,458 Posted October 21, 2017 fock you and your pumpkins I'm the best Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted October 21, 2017 I'm down with carving and posting but I ain't doing no hundo to anyone. Maybe carve and post your pumpkin as your profile pic. See how many we can get. I'm carving one with my daughter this weekend I think. Phag for saying hundo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,955 Posted October 25, 2017 Decision made. Two pumpkins. One will have a pumpkin eating ass and the other accepting. I'll decide if FFToday is worthy of a face. Check out my gift from SB in NO a few years back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,684 Posted October 25, 2017 If you're going to go to the trouble, you might as well just go ahead and do a blumpkin pumpkin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted October 25, 2017 Can I just make a catapult and send one for a ride? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,684 Posted October 25, 2017 Can I just make a catapult and send one for a ride? Ooh, how great would it be to make an actual catapult? You know, empty out of pumpkin and then stick a cat in the pumpkin and then launch the focker? That would be the best video ever! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted October 25, 2017 Ooh, how great would it be to make an actual catapult? You know, empty out of pumpkin and then stick a cat in the pumpkin and then launch the focker? That would be the best video ever! But where would we find a cat around this place? Hmmmmm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,955 Posted October 27, 2017 Made my choice of two: Newbie french kissing a female fart box (requires two pumpkins) FF Today logo puking out this years cheat sheets Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted October 27, 2017 Jack-o-lantern and pineapple-o-lantern https://imgur.com/gallery/ifT4J Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,605 Posted October 27, 2017 Jack-o-lantern and pineapple-o-lantern https://imgur.com/gallery/ifT4J My wife and I carved our Pumpkins last night, but I did not get pictures. Will post them over the weekend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,312 Posted October 31, 2017 So, where is this phantom pumpkin? Two years in a row bragging and I ain't seen sh1t yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted October 31, 2017 My sons did the puking pumpkin and the pumpkin that bit someone's leg off. Moon landing for some, but they and all their friends got a huge kick out of them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,312 Posted October 31, 2017 I didn't end up carving one. My daughter did one from stencil with an owl and bat in a tree. It turned out really good. I was impressed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,167 Posted October 31, 2017 I dye them pastel colors and hide them around the yard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted October 31, 2017 I hope Punkin Chunkin comes back this year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopy 496 Posted October 31, 2017 A shirt? I got GFIFAP and FFToday on an ESPN Super Bowl broadcast and never got a shirt. No shirts unless you do the unthinkable. Which I'm still trying to figure out. FFToday t-shirts are in the same category as big foot, lockness monster, aliens.......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 1,008 Posted November 1, 2017 FFToday t-shirts are in the same category as big foot, lockness monster, aliens.......... I have one after finishing top 10 in the draft contest a few years ago. Had to ask for it but did get it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,458 Posted November 1, 2017 Those are some cute pumpkins. Here's mine https://imgur.com/a/o6jlq Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,955 Posted November 1, 2017 Those are some cute pumpkins. Here's mine https://imgur.com/a/o6jlq Nice! Nobody wants to play my reindeer games. :sadpumpkin: Maybe next year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites