Handicapped stalls in the bathroom

[vuduchile 1,947]

Is being a parent a handicap?

It obviously is to you.

[avoiding injuries 1,655]

What do handicappers do in normal bathrooms with no handicap stall?

 

What happens if someone is using the handicap stall when they come in, they wait a few minutes? I'm sure if there's a line, they go to the front.

 

C'mon people. Just be logical about this. The parking spot analogy is dumb, since the "driver/dumper" is still physically present.

[penultimatestraw 473]

 

This. If there is only the handicrapper left, that's what I use. What, I should stand there pinching my sphincter because some cripple MIGHT need it?

 

I wish there was a similar way to do parking spots, but it isn't clear.

 

Parking, don't get me started... My local Ace has at least 4 HC spots. Because you know, 4 people who can't use their legs may need to get stuff for their home improvement projects at the same time?

There should be a warning that sounds when a handicapped person approaches the restroom. That way, the stall can be useful to abled bodied peeps until needed by a crip.

 

Speaking of able-bodied, handicapped parking stalls should never be an issue. Park as far away as practical and enjoy the free exercise.

[penultimatestraw 473]

It obviously is to you.

It isn't, but I don't like how some parents believe they should receive special privilege by virtue of breeding.

[Djgb13 2,339]

There should be a warning that sounds when a handicapped person approaches the restroom. That way, the stall can be useful the abled bodied peeps until needed by a crip.

 

Speaking of able-bodied, handicapped parking stalls should never be an issue. Park as far away as practical and enjoy the free exercise.

Thats what I dont get. Unless its pouring down raining I usually dont mind parking at the end and walking to the store. Its not gonna kill me to walk a few extra hundred feet. Some people are just lazy

 

That being said theres a big difference between being lazy and having to drop a deuce

[penultimatestraw 473]

Thats what I dont get. Unless its pouring down raining I usually dont mind parking at the end and walking to the store. Its not gonna kill me to walk a few extra hundred feet. Some people are just lazy

Yep. The worst are cars who stop at the end of a row, effectively claiming the spot of the next vehicle who exits. Meanwhile, they block traffic and further spots which are open.

[vuduchile 1,947]

It isn't, but I don't like how some parents believe they should receive special privilege by virtue of breeding.

Your disdain for kids and all things parental is well documented.

 

Just say it already. You hate kids and the people who make them.

[Djgb13 2,339]

Yep. The worst are cars who stop at the end of a row, effectively claiming the spot of the next vehicle who exits. Meanwhile, they block traffic and further spots which are open.

Only time I actually wait for spots like that is when I have my dad with me. Granted hes 75 and has Parkinsons, afib, and seizures so I try to find the closest park I can

[penultimatestraw 473]

Your disdain for kids and all things parental is well documented.

 

Just say it already. You hate kids and the people who make them.

Come on dude. All I've said is I believe parenting is overrated. I don't have the patience for children, but don't hate them. Entitled parents are another matter.

[Reality 3,134]

Huge surprise that 99% of the bored republicans only care about themselves and whatever weird fecal fears they have in this scenario. At least you guys are consistent.

 

Jesus Christ.. What a focking troll...

[Reality 3,134]

Your disdain for kids and all things parental is well documented.

 

Just say it already. You hate kids and the people who make them.

 

 

Nailed it. Like, really nailed it.

[Hardcore troubadour 16,042]

 

You're trying way to hard man.

 

 

HT can you scare this fool off again for a few months?

He'll probably safe space it again when this whole Trump/Russia nonsense yields nothing and makes Trump even stronger. Give it a month or so.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

I never understood why people won't drop a deuce in a public restroom. Fifty times a day your hands come into contact with things as dirty as that toilet seat.

[penultimatestraw 473]

 

 

Nailed it. Like, really nailed it.

Does insulting random strangers ever get tiring?

[iam90sbaby 2,727]

I never understood why people won't drop a deuce in a public restroom. Fifty times a day your hands come into contact with things as dirty as that toilet seat.

 

I don't know either and I'm someone like this. I guess I am more comfortable with my friends and acquaintances (using a friends restroom) filth than a complete stranger. Something about taking a sh!t right after Leroy from 3rd Street just isn't right to me and I don't care how much more dirty my bathroom door knob is than a public restroom toilet seat.

[Hardcore troubadour 16,042]

Come on dude. All I've said is I believe parenting is overrated. I don't have the patience for children, but don't hate them. Entitled parents are another matter.

I have had my children later in life, so I have seen both sides. Entitled parents exist. And I avoid them when I can. He's not totally wrong. But parenting, the actual nuts and bolts of it, isn't that hard. But the joy is definetly not overrated.

[vuduchile 1,947]

Come on dude. All I've said is I believe parenting is overrated. I don't have the patience for children, but I don't hate them. Entitled parents are another matter.

Youve said more than that.

 

I believe you once stated that you couldnt understand why anyone would want kids after you spent a few hours with some nieces or nephews.

[IGotWorms 4,063]

Is being a parent a handicap?

When you have to take a little kid to the bathroom, it can be very difficult to fit you and kid in one of the little stalls and be able to maneuver around as necessary to assist the kid.

 

Or if you gotta change a baby and they dont have a changing table area.

 

Thats why a lot of places have a restroom just for families which is nice.

 

Congrats on not spreading your seed but some of us are trying to continue the species

[avoiding injuries 1,655]

I have a well and septic system. I prefer to poop away from home.

[tanatastic 2,062]

I never understood why people won't drop a deuce in a public restroom. Fifty times a day your hands come into contact with things as dirty as that toilet seat.

Me either, most germaphobes are clueless. Opening the door to the office is more dirty than sitting on a toilet. The same guy who won’t take a sip from a friends coke can has no problems making out with a drunk stranger from the bar. Germs happen, you can’t avoid them, get over it.

 

Now for a lot of people it’s not about germs, it’s social insecurity. Those people are just neurotic.

[vuduchile 1,947]

I have a well and septic system. I prefer to poop away from home.

We have a pool and a pond. The pond would be good for you.

[drobeski 3,061]

Your disdain for kids and all things parental is well documented.

 

Just say it already. You hate kids and the people who make them.

the Apple doesn't fall words

[vuduchile 1,947]

Me either, most germaphobes are clueless. Opening the door to the office is more dirty than sitting on a toilet. The same guy who wont take a sip from a friends coke can has no problems making out with a drunk stranger from the bar. Germs happen, you cant avoid them, get over it.

 

Now for a lot of people its not about germs, its social insecurity. Those people are just neurotic.

 

Poop germs > than kissing and slobbering germs

[IGotWorms 4,063]

Poop germs > than kissing and slobbering germs

Not if youre Newbie

[nospk 230]

No one shitts ON the toilet seat though. So its asss cheek germs

[tanatastic 2,062]

Poop germs > than kissing and slobbering germs

Wrong.

 

Just a quick excerpt from a basic google search article.

 

If you think your toilet is full of germs, maybe stay away from the toothbrush and keyboard ... and maybe avoid kissing people, too. The human mouth, a cutting board, and your keyboard are crawling with much more germs than a toilet seat.

 

Also this is a fun article as well. http://www.cracked.com/article_17495_6-items-you-touch-everyday-that-are-filthier-than-toilet.html

[Strike 6,032]

No one shitts ON the toilet seat though. So its asss cheek germs

 

I have absolutely seen toilets where someone DID shitt on the seat. Those are the ones I avoid.

[Cruzer 1,996]

I don't shiit in public, so handicap stalls have little effect on me.. Unless I'm focking in one, do as you please.

[vuduchile 1,947]

No one shitts ON the toilet seat though. So its asss cheek germs

Youre kidding me right? Have you seen some of these toilets at malls, stadiums, and restaurants?

 

Especially the ones where the bruthas hang out?

[Hardcore troubadour 16,042]

 

Jesus Christ.. What a focking troll...

You have to wonder what else this dillusional mess blames on republicans. Stuck at a traffic light? Republicans. Fantasy team sucks? Republicans. Detroit, Baltimore and Chicago? Republicans.

[vuduchile 1,947]

Wrong.

 

Just a quick excerpt from a basic google search article.

 

If you think your toilet is full of germs, maybe stay away from the toothbrush and keyboard ... and maybe avoid kissing people, too. The human mouth, a cutting board, and your keyboard are crawling with much more germs than a toilet seat.

 

Also this is a fun article as well. http://www.cracked.com/article_17495_6-items-you-touch-everyday-that-are-filthier-than-toilet.html

Quality over quantity man. A single speck of Emma Stone poop is worse than a thousand Kate Upton spit particles.

[Baker Boy 1,711]

The stalls are handicapped equipped not handicapped only. The of thread!

[tanatastic 2,062]

Youre kidding me right? Have you seen some of these toilets at malls, stadiums, and restaurants?

Especially the ones where the bruthas hang out?

So true. In fact, anywhere you go that is frequented by mostly black people is going to be more filthy than other places. When I used to do carpet cleaning we could tell which were the black homes simply by the exact same oily black droplets all over the carpet. Every time.

[Herbivore 1,222]

4 stalls next to each other, 1 occupied by me, someone comes in and uses the one right next door. No thanks, I use the big stall off by itself every time.

 

This is a major pet peeve of mine..do not sit in the stall next to me, if you do, I hate you, and you're a creeper. Emergencies only. If the only option at my work is next to someone, I look for another bathroom. To the OP, use the other stalls, if none available use the big stall.

[tanatastic 2,062]

Quality over quantity man. A single speck of Emma Stone poop is worse than a thousand Kate Upton spit particles.

Well, I would let both crap on my chest from a 4 story window.

[patweisers44 873]

I have a different view on this. My dad was sprayed heavily in vietnam with agent orange. Because of that he developed M.S. and was confined to a wheelchair. There are 2 things in this world that pisss me off more than anything in the world. People who park in handicapped spots and people who use the handicapped stall. Dude. It's there for THEM to use. Do YOU have to worry about fitting a focking wheelchair into the stall? Do you have to slide to the toilet using only your upper body? If not fock off and use the regular ones like the rest of us. Prickk.

Its there to accomodate their needs should they needs to go. Are ramps(instead of stairs) off limits too?

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Not if youre Newbie

[Frozenbeernuts 2,427]

I have maybe seen one legit handicap person use one in my life

[Hardcore troubadour 16,042]

Doctors pass out handicap tags and opioids like they're candy.

[supermike80 2,148]

The stalls are handicapped equipped not handicapped only. The of thread!

This was the OP's original point. Now we seem to have diverted into poop on the seat