edjr 5,585 Posted December 13, 2017 http://www.weei.com/blogs/alex-reimer/tom-brady-releases-wellness-app-costs-nearly-200-year Tom Brady’s wellness advice shifts between obvious and nonsensical. And now you can have all of his tips, such as how much water to drink in order to avoid sunburn, right on your smart phone. Brady launched the TB12 Method mobile app Tuesday, which appears to be an extension of the quarterback’s lifestyle book. It costs $19.99 per month or $199.99 per year. The first week is free. “The app is a resource to help users build positive daily habits that lead to greater health, well-being, and vitality in their lives and which serves as a complement and deeper dive into the concepts introduced in Tom Brady’s #1 New York Times best-seller, ‘The TB12 Method: How to Achieve a Lifetime of Sustained Peak Performance,’” the press release says, per Deadspin. “These core TB12 Method principles and cutting-edge concepts incorporate athletic preparation, hydration, nutrition, and rest and cognitive fitness.” If the app is anything like Brady’s book, there will probably be lots of TB12 product placement. More than 100 pages of “The TB12 Method” are dedicated to hawking Brady’s lifestyle products, from clothing to resistance bands. While TB12 products historically sell quickly –– the “TB12 Method” was on the New York Times’ best-seller list in September –– the timing of the app’s release isn’t great. Brady is coming off his worst game in years and has also missed practices over the last three weeks with an achilles injury. He needs to keep playing at an elite level in order for the TB12 brand to maintain its muster. Really Tom? You couldn't retire before you went on all these money grabs? Recipes, ingredients, now this? Fock you. Why do you insist on selling snake oil, while you are still playing? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted December 13, 2017 Good for him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,585 Posted December 13, 2017 Rumor has it Carson Wentz is releasing a walking app. Not sure it will do that well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted December 13, 2017 This is almost as ghey as tommy boy is. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 864 Posted December 13, 2017 this app and a pair of uggs is over my budget for christmas for the wife maybe i'll just get her a TB12 fedora Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 699 Posted December 13, 2017 No truth to the rumor it contains a calculator that provides optimum football PSI based on given weather conditions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted December 13, 2017 It teaches you how to have happy feet and throw the ball at the feet of the receiver. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 699 Posted December 13, 2017 This is almost as ghey as tommy boy is. university of michigans finest! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,695 Posted December 13, 2017 If you believe in the jinx..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted December 13, 2017 If wentz would have applied these theories he might still be playing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted December 13, 2017 If wentz would have applied these theories he might still be playing 1/10 You lost this thread. You may be past your prime. Time to think about retiring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted December 13, 2017 1/10 You lost this thread. You may be past your prime. Time to think about retiring. losers don't get to determine losers, loser! teddy bridgewater and Sam Bradford could also learn from the greatest ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,545 Posted December 13, 2017 If part of the wellness app is porking his wife once a week - I'm in! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted December 13, 2017 Dammit, I just came in here to post that the SOB should be paying me to keep Gisele happy during football season. I've been taking one for the team...for free. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,323 Posted December 13, 2017 This is all cause of that sketchy trainer fella he hangs out with, who supplied him with whatever PEDs that have allowed him to keep going this long Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 909 Posted December 13, 2017 The GOAT but he keeps getting more hateable Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,695 Posted December 13, 2017 I hope he at least gave a free sub to "the deflator". Lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,585 Posted December 13, 2017 I hope he at least gave a free sub to "the deflator". Lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,042 Posted December 13, 2017 Does it have a tip calculator? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,585 Posted December 13, 2017 Does it have a tip calculator? you want to know how much for him to put the tip in? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted December 13, 2017 Heard he's GOOPing his vajayjay thanks to a partnership with Paltrow. Focking woo peddlers! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,152 Posted December 13, 2017 Does it have a tip calculator? Mine doesn't have a seven! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,085 Posted December 14, 2017 Hopefully hes giving all the proceeds back to the community, the kids, fighting cancer or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted December 14, 2017 Tommy is morphing into a Kardashian. Hopefully he hits the brakes before he goes full Caitlyn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted December 14, 2017 Tommy is morphing into a Kardashian. Hopefully he hits the brakes before he goes full Caitlyn. Ha ha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted December 14, 2017 losers don't get to determine losers, loser! teddy bridgewater and Sam Bradford could also learn from the greatest ever. Good gawd man. Quit while you're behind. It's getting embarrassing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,649 Posted December 14, 2017 Apropos of nothing maybe, but I saw a blurb about one of the odious Kardashians. I think it was one of the younger ones. B**** was out on her blog trying to get I don't know 50 million teenage girls who worship her to spend $300 on a f****** eyebrow brush. Same thing different player. Freaking millionaires built on the backs of people having a hard time paying their damn bills. For all the money that Patriots fans spend, maybe give the app away for free or at least have a random drawing where every fifth purchase is free or something for Pete's sake Tom. Wonder if he has an app to tell when his current girlfriend is pregnant so he can leave her and marry the next supermodel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted December 14, 2017 Tommy is morphing into a Kardashian. Hopefully he hits the brakes before he goes full Caitlyn.Nah. He will be Richard Simmons 2.0 Tom Brady presents, sweating to the EMO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,695 Posted December 14, 2017 Who would have thought in 1976 Mr America, on the box of Wheaties and winning gold medals would end up as Kaitlyn? I'm sure there were signs. There's definetly signs with this guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,649 Posted December 14, 2017 Who would have thought in 1976 Mr America, on the box of Wheaties and winning gold medals would end up as Kaitlyn? I'm sure there were signs. There's definetly signs with this guy. The first step in gender reassignment surgery is to deflate the balls. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,695 Posted December 14, 2017 The first step in gender reassignment surgery is to deflate the balls. Lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted December 14, 2017 Who would have thought in 1976 Mr America, on the box of Wheaties and winning gold medals would end up as Kaitlyn? I'm sure there were signs. There's definetly signs with this guy. http://i.imgur.com/xsnfceF.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,042 Posted December 14, 2017 It's a lot cheaper, but I got the John Kruk Wellness app, it's pretty much just a map with all the bakery's and bars highlighted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,585 Posted December 14, 2017 The first step in gender reassignment surgery is to deflate the balls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,323 Posted December 14, 2017 It's a lot cheaper, but I got the John Kruk Wellness app, it's pretty much just a map with all the bakery's and bars highlighted. And where to get loosies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites