edjr 6,579 Posted December 20, 2017 http://www.japankyo.com/2017/12/wacky-weird-interesting-japanese-news-saitama-sugido-police-arrest-two-men-shoot-compressed-air-up-butt-ass-rectum-coworker-colleague-kill-dead-tear-hole-video/ On Sunday (Dec. 17) police in Saitama arrested two men under suspicion of manslaughter after they allegedly caused the death of a male coworker by shooting compressed air up his backside. According to police, at around noon on December 16 at an industrial waste treatment plant in the Saitama town of Sugito, two of the plant’s employees, a 47-year-old resident of the Saitama city of Kazo and a 36-year-old Peruvian national living in the Chiba city of Matsudo, held down one of their coworkers, a 44-year-old male named Yoshiyuki Koguchi. and then used an industrial strength air compressor to shoot air through the man’s pants and into his anus. Following the incident Koguchi’s abdomen swelled and he began to complain of pain. Koguchi’s two coworkers took him to a nearby hospital, however, Koguchi died at 7:20 that evening. The two suspects have explained that the three men were on a break from work at the time of the incident. Although initially they were using the air compressor to blow dirt and grime off of their work clothes, eventually they began using it to “play around.” Both suspects have admitted to the allegations, telling police that “They were horsing around” and they “did not think it would turn into such a major incident.” According to reports, Koguchi’s death was due to injuries he sustained to his internal organs. An early report noted the possibility of the cause of death being acute peritonitis. Police are looking into whether there was any history of violence at the plant. If you would like to see a CG recreation of this incident, then check out the TomoNews Japan video below. What a way to go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 839 Posted December 20, 2017 No, I in fact have NEVER wondered what would happen if you shoot compressed air up your butt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,995 Posted December 20, 2017 Nothing I care to share publically anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,579 Posted December 20, 2017 No, I in fact have NEVER wondered what would happen if you shoot compressed air up your butt. There had to be at least 1 guy in the world that wondered Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,913 Posted December 20, 2017 I know what happens...................I...Umm...i mean someone has college rent money because it was just one time and it never happened again except that one time when he wanted to go to South Padre for spring break....but seriously after that never happened again. I mean....so ive heard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,083 Posted December 20, 2017 There had to be at least 1 guy in the world that wondered Ro.... I can't do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,313 Posted December 20, 2017 So you don't shoot into the air like a rocket? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted December 20, 2017 Compressed air? Is that the Cliff Notes version of wiff's Trump rants? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,789 Posted December 20, 2017 Well Bob, we have a mass of warm moist air firing down from the lowlands that's going to meet a gust of cold air coming in from the Highlands. We're fully expecting some sort of weather phenomenon right around the valley. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,278 Posted December 20, 2017 So you don't shoot into the air like a rocket? or a deflating balloon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 5,250 Posted December 20, 2017 Some people have to ruin it for everyone else. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,278 Posted December 20, 2017 Well Bob, we have a mass of warm moist air firing down from the lowlands that's going to meet a gust of cold air coming in from the Highlands. We're fully expecting some sort of weather phenomenon right around the valley. the hills are alive with the sound of music Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 522 Posted December 20, 2017 So you don't shoot into the air like a rocket? Maybe a North Korean rocket. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,789 Posted December 20, 2017 the hills are alive with the sound of music Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,965 Posted December 20, 2017 I haven't ever wondered, but common sense would tell you that it's a terrible idea. Where the fock is the air going to go? I'm imagining the intestines exploding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 522 Posted December 20, 2017 I thought that's how Gypsy blew dried Sux's hair? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,579 Posted December 20, 2017 I thought that's how Gypsy blew dried Sux's hair? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,278 Posted December 20, 2017 I haven't ever wondered, but common sense would tell you that it's a terrible idea. Where the fock is the air going to go? I'm imagining the intestines exploding. Shoot it right back out again. The shart heard 'round the world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted December 20, 2017 I remember reading about some guy that died years ago doing this. Some strange crap people do. Fill up their butt with cement, etc........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,965 Posted December 20, 2017 I remember reading about some guy that died years ago doing this. Some strange crap people do. Fill up their butt with cement, etc........ And dix. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,710 Posted December 20, 2017 PSA for Newbie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,579 Posted December 20, 2017 Might be my new team name for DNDL next ear Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,945 Posted December 20, 2017 I know I could clear an entire restaurant with the compressed air coming outta my ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,579 Posted December 20, 2017 I know I could clear an entire restaurant with the compressed air coming outta my ass. hah. I let out a really hot, quiet one on the train a few weeks back. People were running for the vestibule. When they are that warm, I know it's bad news. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bboy1011 8 Posted December 20, 2017 Ok, fess up, who watched the CGI recreation? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,579 Posted December 20, 2017 Ok, fess up, who watched the CGI recreation? LOL. not a chance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 5,360 Posted December 20, 2017 Thank god you posted this. I was going to try this out over the Xmas break. Guess I'll rethink my fetishes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted December 20, 2017 hah. I let out a really hot, quiet one on the train a few weeks back. People were running for the vestibule. When they are that warm, I know it's bad news. No doubt. I've had those in movie theaters and it cascades over those sitting in front of me. You hear people gasping and I shush them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,579 Posted December 20, 2017 No doubt. I've had those in movie theaters and it cascades over those sitting in front of me. You hear people gasping and I shush them. My problem is, I can't help but laugh like a mofo and everyone knows it's me. I can't ever keep a serious face Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted December 20, 2017 My problem is, I can't help but laugh like a mofo and everyone knows it's me. I can't ever keep a serious face Trick is to scowl and drop a Jesus Christ or two then walk off before the laughter kicks in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,789 Posted December 20, 2017 I can totally see this on Bones or CSI or something like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,278 Posted December 20, 2017 No doubt. I've had those in movie theaters and it cascades over those sitting in front of me. You hear people gasping and I shush them. We now know what's filthy about Fernadez. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted December 20, 2017 We now know what's filthy about Fernadez. That's not the half of it. Other things to try in movie theaters; warm up a jar of mayonaise just prior and take a plastic spoon with you. During a really serious scene start breathing heavy and throw out a moan or two then launch a spoonful of the warm mayo towards someone with a loud grunt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mighty_thor 115 Posted December 20, 2017 So you don't shoot into the air like a rocket? Yeah, my first thought was: Stomp Rockets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 4,299 Posted December 20, 2017 not as bad as that dude who died from the horse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad Santa 24 Posted December 21, 2017 not as bad as that dude who died from the horse Poor Wilber. It's one thing to get focked to death by a horse, but by one that can tell everyone about it really sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 617 Posted December 21, 2017 Tom Brady does this before every game. It doesn't kill him because the pressure's just a little too low. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites