NorthernVike 2,080 Posted February 26, 2018 Fock me. I never intended to get this old. Geek elders, what joys of life do I have to look forward to? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted February 26, 2018 A colonoscopy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted February 26, 2018 A colonoscopy? Three of them last year wasn't enough? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted February 26, 2018 Your Weener is going to shrink Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted February 26, 2018 Oh and happy bday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted February 26, 2018 Your Weener is going to shrink Even more? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 928 Posted February 26, 2018 Your Weener is going to shrink Smaller then it already is? And happy birthday NV, you old fock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,564 Posted February 26, 2018 Congrats I guess. Hopefully you won't have to start wearing those adult diapers anytime soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted February 26, 2018 Even more? Yeah sorry You need to start tying weights to it to counteract the old age Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted February 26, 2018 Hopefully you won't have to start wearing those adult diapers anytime soon. Actually looking forward to this. I'll never have to leave my barstool again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted February 26, 2018 I'm a couple months younger than you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted February 26, 2018 Happy birthday. RIP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ELVIS! 12 Posted February 26, 2018 Happy Birthday Buddy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,212 Posted February 26, 2018 Happy birfday young whippersnapper (I turned 50 last July). The biggest difference I've noticed is that my d1ck is even more useless than it used to be, when I've been drinking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,515 Posted February 26, 2018 Happy birthday! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted February 26, 2018 Happy birfday young whippersnapper (I turned 50 last July). The biggest difference I've noticed is that my d1ck is even more useless than it used to be, when I've been drinking. Do you know any good "T" supplements ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted February 26, 2018 Do you know any good "T" supplements ? I wouldn't trust anything outside of my doctor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted February 26, 2018 Happy Birthday As an elder you can look forward to the joys of 1.Longer recuperating periods from hangovers 2.Getting called sir more often than not(especially by young wimmens at the bar).My suggestion is get a shirt that reads Bad Grandpa. 3.Getting up to take a p!ss more frequently and on nights you've drank heavily just plan on camping in the bathroom. 4.Getting mail on a regular basis from AARP 5.Looking at the obits and or hearing from others about classmates and or friends who are now no longer with us HTH,have a great one and live everyday to its fullest.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted February 26, 2018 Happy Birthday As an elder you can look forward to the joys of 1.Longer recuperating periods from hangovers 2.Getting called sir more often than not(especially by young wimmens at the bar).My suggestion is get a shirt that reads Bad Grandpa. 3.Getting up to take a p!ss more frequently and on nights you've drank heavily just plan on camping in the bathroom. 4.Getting mail on a regular basis from AARP 5.Looking at the obits and or hearing from others about classmates and or friends who are now no longer with us HTH,have a great one and live everyday to its fullest.. I got my first mailing from those basturds at AARP Saturday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted February 26, 2018 I got my first mailing from those basturds at AARP Saturday. I trolled AARP once. They kept sending me shlt in the mail in my 20s. So I finally call up and I'm like I want a membership! She's like Great! Ok what's your bday? I told her. She's like Uh... You aren't even close enough to qualify. Me: Then why do you keep sending me shlt in the mail?!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted February 26, 2018 Wouldn't know... I'm still young and virile. Happy birthday, you old fock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted February 26, 2018 Fock me. I never intended to get this old. Fock me, I didn't either - I took the Under. HB anyways you old shiit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted February 26, 2018 If youve managed to make it this far without prolapsing, I think its safe to keep taking it up the ol dirt chute. Happy birthday sonny boy. Now get offa my lawn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted February 26, 2018 Fock me. I never intended to get this old. Geek elders, what joys of life do I have to look forward to? Happy Birthday! You get to get a little crazy and then years later blame it on a mid life crisis. No actually, it's time to buckle down and get your "affairs in order" as well as making a bucket list and exercising it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,982 Posted February 26, 2018 Actually looking forward to this. I'll never have to leave my barstool again. Happy birthday Norm! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 697 Posted February 26, 2018 Hit the same number this past November. Fock Me, we are old. This place will need a name change soon. Geek Senior Citizen Center maybe. Happy Birthday, Man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted February 26, 2018 Hit the same number this past November. Fock Me, we are old. This place will need a name change soon. Geek Senior Citizen Center maybe. Instead of Old Geezers......The Old Geeksters Club Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,982 Posted February 26, 2018 Hit the same number this past November. Fock Me, we are old. This place will need a name change soon. Geek Senior Citizen Center maybe. Happy Birthday, Man. Geriatric Geek Club, or GGC for short? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted February 26, 2018 Geriatric Geek Club, or GGC for short? The semi flacid club Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted February 26, 2018 The semi flacid club You'll have to change your name to "LowTnuts" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted February 26, 2018 You'll have to change your name to "LowTnuts" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted February 26, 2018 To be fair, I'm only 34. So I have a little time left with the majority of my T in tact Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted February 26, 2018 Look at me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted February 26, 2018 To be fair, I'm only 34. So I have a little time left with the majority of my T in tact Lucky bastage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted February 26, 2018 Look at me! Nobody wants to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted February 26, 2018 You're getting close to the age where you can wear a diaper. That to me is the coolest thing about getting old. Aisle 22 at Walmart and I'm pissing as I read the nutritional content on a box of Little Debbie's. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted February 26, 2018 You're getting close to the age where you can wear a diaper. That to me is the coolest thing about getting old. Aisle 22 at Walmart and I'm pissing as I read the nutritional content on a box of All Bran Cereal FYP 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,735 Posted February 26, 2018 Actually looking forward to this. I'll never have to leave my barstool again. If you turn it upside down you and your three friends can stay there all night. Happy Birfday! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted February 26, 2018 If you turn it upside down you and your three friends can stay there all night. Happy Birfday! You and who are the other two? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 697 Posted February 26, 2018 You'll have to change your name to "LowTnuts" Yours can be NolongerpointsNorthernVike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites