kilroy69 995 Posted March 20, 2018 Took my boy to my brothers house for a few hours to play with his cousins. She calls out of the blue and says hey. You got the time? I had literally just walked out of his house so I said hell yea. She said good. Im in your driveway. Uhhhh ok.. im not in my driveway so thats a little awkward. I go home and she is waiting for me. I pounded her for 20 mins or so. I was just about to and damn if she did not start to squirt like a focking water fountain. I have banged in the 50 or so range and of the 50 I have NEVER had a squirter. Never. I was super surprised. She had only done it one other time and seemed embarrassed by it. Which of course I was not in the least bit concerned so no reason to be. It was an interesting feeling as she started to squirt on my dickk. 36 B. 140. 32 years old. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 20, 2018 Good for you. Keep giving the AIDS to foreigners. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted March 20, 2018 Did she make pollo a la brasa after? Good stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted March 20, 2018 Yea make sure she cooks for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted March 20, 2018 You need to change the word "squirt" to "pee" and you have an accurate story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 20, 2018 You need to change the word "squirt" to "pee" and you have an accurate story. Here we go again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted March 20, 2018 You need to change the word "squirt" to "diarrhea" and you have an accurate story. Fixed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted March 20, 2018 Fixed. He banged Tubgirl, I knew it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,921 Posted March 20, 2018 Never had a squirter. Did have a girl who could do the ping pong ball trick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,317 Posted March 20, 2018 That was piss Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,660 Posted March 20, 2018 Starting to feel forced. Even Newbie wouldn't try a one up here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 20, 2018 Its pee http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=401271&view=&hl=&fromsearch=1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 995 Posted March 20, 2018 It was absolutely not pee. I know what pee smells like. I had it all over my bed, My dickkk, my pelvic area. The floor, the ceiling, the neighbors cat 2 doors down. Not pee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted March 20, 2018 It was absolutely not pee. I know what pee smells like. I had it all over my bed, My dickkk, my pelvic area. The floor, the ceiling, the neighbors cat 2 doors down. Not pee. That is how Trump rationalized it too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
29 Guests 29 Posted March 21, 2018 It was absolutely not pee. I know what pee smells like. I had it all over my bed, My dickkk, my pelvic area. The floor, the ceiling, the neighbors cat 2 doors down. Not pee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted March 21, 2018 So did she groom the alpaca? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,551 Posted March 21, 2018 You banged a Peeruvian 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 691 Posted March 21, 2018 Look it up.. it's pee. Nice story though pee boy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 691 Posted March 21, 2018 You banged a Peeruvian Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted March 21, 2018 You should really PEEnie this thread. Unless you decide to admit. It's pee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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kilroy69 995 Posted March 21, 2018 Nope. I can not help you guys have not made a girl squirt. You are retards if you are grown men and think its pee. Like straight up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,317 Posted March 21, 2018 Its okay man. Ive never tried a golden shower but maybe if I was really really drunk I might think about it. So Im not judging, other than the fact this was the middle of the afternoon. But hey, you fly your freak flag Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 995 Posted March 21, 2018 Its okay man. Ive never tried a golden shower I find this super hard to believe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted March 21, 2018 Nope. I can not help you guys have not made a girl squirt. You are retards if you are grown men and think its pee. Like straight up. Ive encoutnered it only once. Im with you man. It aint pee. Its aomething every bit as gross Im sure, but it aint pee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 691 Posted March 21, 2018 https://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/female-ejaculation Its pee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,209 Posted March 21, 2018 Any chance this chick has an 8 year employment gap and is looking to get hired? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 21, 2018 https://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/female-ejaculation Its pee. Pee with a small trace of prostatic secretions. There you have it. The scientists also found that there was small amount of prostatic secretionsfluid from the prostate glandin the fluid sample, which means that squirting is actually a combo of both pee and prostatic secretions. Our results lead us to conclude that squirting and the so-called female ejaculation essentially are two distinct events, say the study authors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,646 Posted March 21, 2018 I never had a squirter, but I've had my share of Misters! Uh,wait.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted March 21, 2018 Pee with a small trace of prostatic secretions. There you have it. The scientists also found that there was small amount of prostatic secretionsfluid from the prostate glandin the fluid sample, which means that squirting is actually a combo of both pee and prostatic secretions. Our results lead us to conclude that squirting and the so-called female ejaculation essentially are two distinct events, say the study authors. Um, im no major special forces nurse or anything, but Im fairly certain women dont HAVE a prostate gland. If you are tasting prostatic secretions, you just ate out a tranny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meglamaniac 380 Posted March 21, 2018 https://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/female-ejaculation Its pee. Ummmm, your article even says it's both, not just pee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 928 Posted March 21, 2018 Maybe it was a hummingbird, I mean pee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meglamaniac 380 Posted March 21, 2018 Um, im no major special forces nurse or anything, but Im fairly certain women dont HAVE a prostate gland. If you are tasting prostatic secretions, you just ate out a tranny. Google The Skene’s glands 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,646 Posted March 21, 2018 Um, im no major special forces nurse or anything, but Im fairly certain women dont HAVE a prostate gland. If you are tasting prostatic secretions, you just ate out a tranny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted March 22, 2018 Happy Gilmore completed this feat no less than an hour ago Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,172 Posted March 22, 2018 Happy Gilmore completed this feat no less than an hour ago This may be the only funny thing you've ever posted! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted March 22, 2018 This may be the only funny thing you've ever posted! And you can count.......on me waiting for you in the parking lot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites