t.j. booker 206 Posted February 14, 2019 Does your wife have “girls night out” 2-3 days per week where she gets her hair and nails done, wears sexy clothes and doesn’t reply to text messages all night? Then she comes home in the wee hours of the morning stinking of booze or doesn’t come home at all and says her friend Laura was drinking too and not safe to drive so they took an Uber to Laura’s apartment and she stayed there so nobody would have to drive? And when you ask why she didn’t just call you for a drive she says you are jealous and controlling and need to mind your own business and back off? And if you ask if she’s still talking to the Chinese guy she had an affair with last year she says of course they have to talk because she works at the same bank where he is assistant manager but they don’t get lunch together anymore unless they need to talk shop and there’s no hanky panky going on? does your wife do this too? Happy Valentine’s Day. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted February 14, 2019 No, but there's a good chance I'm focking your wife. Sorry 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted February 14, 2019 Just now, Gladiators said: No, but there's a good chance I'm focking your wife. Sorry Everyone is. Don't feel bad. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted February 14, 2019 I think Dr. Phil would advise you to go bang a Chinese chick. It's a new form of couples therapy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,287 Posted February 14, 2019 No but your Mom does BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted February 14, 2019 I think the new bored design is throwing all of us off our game... Can size??? Oh, and is Laura do-able? Or is she the "ugly" friend your wife uses to score more c0ck at the bars? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,211 Posted February 14, 2019 Bunny, is that you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted February 14, 2019 a chinese guy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted February 14, 2019 22 minutes ago, DonS said: I think Dr. Phil would advise you to go bang a Chinese chick. It's a new form of couples therapy. I don't know about couples therapy, but it makes the post divorce period more fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,514 Posted February 14, 2019 Could you pp me $200 for the pillow your wife bit through last night TIA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted February 14, 2019 What are the Dead Pool official rules? Do you get bonus points for winning entry going out in style with a murder/suicide? If you do then I'm picking "t.j. booker". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted February 14, 2019 If your wife is turning to a Chinese guy to satisfy her Sum Ting Wong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 691 Posted February 14, 2019 Sooooo.... uhhhh.... you have to be squirrling away money & documents etc right? Make your plan... one of these nights where you have a feeling she's going to have a late night clean that house up... I man everything worth a cent. As long as your accounts are joint now... nothing stopping you from cleaning those out as well. Plan your exit accordingly... move to Chiner and become a teacher... I wouldn't even tell her... I'd just dissappear one night she was gone. She'd come back... never to see nor hear from me again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,980 Posted February 14, 2019 I guess we know what happened to Secret Asian Man now...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted February 14, 2019 That bank sounds like a fun place to work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted February 14, 2019 37 minutes ago, cbfalcon said: a chinese guy? This. Fake news. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted February 14, 2019 Yellow Man Bad! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted February 14, 2019 15 minutes ago, DonS said: Yellow Man Bad! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
t.j. booker 206 Posted February 14, 2019 1 hour ago, cbfalcon said: a chinese guy? I know right? Gloria says it’s my own fault cause of my weight gain and lack of job success. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,514 Posted February 14, 2019 5 minutes ago, t.j. booker said: I know right? Gloria says it’s my own fault cause of my weight gain and lack of job success. Well then...... get yourself in shape and start lookin..... for you, not her. if she comes around great, but be ready for your own hunting if it comes down to it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted February 14, 2019 7 minutes ago, t.j. booker said: I know right? Gloria says it’s my own fault cause of my weight gain and lack of job success. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,514 Posted February 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, NorthernVike said: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=355Fk8drgZE That's a man, baby! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLCKAA 401 Posted February 14, 2019 Women. I assume you are considering leaving? I hate this sht and so I hate to say this but it sounds like she has already bailed and presently you’re just allowing her to benefit from the dual-income arrangement. Even if you don’t have career success. Respect yourself. Break something of hers. Put an app like Life360 on her phone without her knowledge and show up at one of her nights out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,147 Posted February 14, 2019 6 hours ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said: I don't know about couples therapy, but it makes the post divorce period more fun. Gross. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
t.j. booker 206 Posted February 15, 2019 5 hours ago, MLCKAA said: Women. I assume you are considering leaving? I hate this sht and so I hate to say this but it sounds like she has already bailed and presently you’re just allowing her to benefit from the dual-income arrangement. Even if you don’t have career success. Respect yourself. Break something of hers. Put an app like Life360 on her phone without her knowledge and show up at one of her nights out. No way I could follow her. The Chinaman is pretty fit. With my luck he would beat me up and make me hold his pants while he bangs Gloria. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,527 Posted February 15, 2019 10 hours ago, Gladiators said: No, but there's a good chance I'm focking your wife. Sorry Well played, good sir! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,514 Posted February 15, 2019 there's a sale on these for GC wives Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLCKAA 401 Posted February 15, 2019 1 hour ago, t.j. booker said: No way I could follow her. The Chinaman is pretty fit. With my luck he would beat me up and make me hold his pants while he Gloria. Whatever dude. Let her keep c0cking around on ya. Take life by the ball or let life take your balls. Obvious what you’ve chosen. Fck that chinaman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted February 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Bier Meister said: there's a sale on these for GC wives Too skinny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites