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You have a time machine, a dozen condoms and a thermos of coffee.....

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2 hours ago, patweisers44 said:

1967-68. threesome with Yvonne Craig (Batgirl) and Catwoman (Julie Newmar)

BAM! POW! JIZZZZZZ! 

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11 hours ago, dain11279 said:

How could I forget 1980s Elisabeth Shue :wub: 

And Diane Lane.  :banana:

 

Oh and the thermos of coffee was a movie line from 'Meatballs'. Bill Murray "We import two hundred hookers from around the world, and each camper, armed with only a thermos of coffee and two thousand dollars cash, tries to visit as many countries as he can."

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On 6/4/2019 at 11:21 PM, patweisers44 said:

1967-68. threesome with Yvonne Craig (Batgirl) and Catwoman (Julie Newmar)

Pat and I have secretly shared the same lifelong ambition since we we five.

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Cynthia Myers playmate Dec. 1968. Those are some serious .

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14 minutes ago, lod001 said:

Cynthia Myers playmate Dec. 1968. Those are some serious .

Wholly Toledo!

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I admit I had a crush on Summer Glau when I was a kid.  But she's still just 37.  Unfortunately married and kids now.  I guess go back in time to 2002 and avert that?

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On 6/6/2019 at 11:04 AM, Voltaire said:

Pat and I have secretly shared the same lifelong ambition since we we five.

Just gimme Michelle, that catsuit and 8.5 minutes.  

 

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2 hours ago, vuduchile said:

Just gimme Michelle, that catsuit and 8.5 minutes.  

 

Not sh!tting on your pick but even as small as that suit was, they had to pad it for her to fill it out.

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On 6/4/2019 at 11:21 AM, patweisers44 said:

1967-68. threesome with Yvonne Craig (Batgirl) and Catwoman (Julie Newmar)

If we can have multiple, send me back to the Charlie's Angels era.

Jaclyn Smith, Kate Jackson, and Farrah Fawcett. Mid 70's??

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12 minutes ago, crackattack said:

If we can have multiple, send me back to the Charlie's Angels era.

Jaclyn Smith, Kate Jackson, and Farrah Fawcett. Mid 70's??

Oh yeah. For sure. Kate Jackson would be the best one. She did the dirty stuff. You could just tell.

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6 minutes ago, The Observer said:

Oh yeah. For sure. Kate Jackson would be the best one. She did the dirty stuff. You could just tell.

You know how FF died, right? 

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Just now, Hardcore troubadour said:

You know how FF died, right? 

I know it was the same day as Michael Jackson. But I don't remember how.

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6 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

You know how FF died, right? 

I'm alive.......I think.

Jacylnn Smith is worth a trip back there. 

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13 minutes ago, The Observer said:

I know it was the same day as Michael Jackson. But I don't remember how.

Anal cancer. Be careful down there. 

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2 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Anal cancer. Be careful down there. 

Not sure what that has to do with me saying I bet Kate Jackson would be the dirty one and best in bed, but interesting tidbit nonetheless.

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1 minute ago, The Observer said:

Not sure what that has to do with me saying I bet Kate Jackson would be the dirty one and best in bed, but interesting tidbit nonetheless.

id go back and bang newbiejr before he got banned. he was so cool the way he told us about all his chicks like i used to do in high school. also frosted tips and fake baking is lit. what a cool cat.:thumbsup:

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3 minutes ago, porkbutt said:

id go back and bang newbiejr before he got banned. he was so cool the way he told us about all his chicks like i used to do in high school. also frosted tips and fake baking is lit. what a cool cat.:thumbsup:

He doesn't swing that way, but many females felt the same as you. And were rewarded greatly for their efforts.  👍

 

Personally, if I was into guys. I think I'd go for a guy who, out of all the names in the universe, decided to name himself after getting banged in the bunghole  .  Great choice Pork Butt!  ROFL

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22 minutes ago, The Observer said:

He doesn't swing that way, but many females felt the same as you. And were rewarded greatly for their efforts.  👍

 

Personally, if I was into guys. I think I'd go for a guy who, out of all the names in the universe, decided to name himself after getting banged in the bunghole  .  Great choice Pork Butt!  ROFL

:wub:

 

are we still pretending youre not newbie? im confused.

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22 minutes ago, The Observer said:

Not sure what that has to do with me saying I bet Kate Jackson would be the dirty one and best in bed, but interesting tidbit nonetheless.

I'm saying your filthy habit isn't healthy. Be careful. 

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Just now, Hardcore troubadour said:

I'm saying your filthy habit isn't healthy. Be careful. 

Thank God you were a meter maid in NYC and not a doctor. Your thesis coming out of medical school about associating the body part that has cancer with the type of sex you enjoy would have been truly fascinating. 

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On ‎6‎/‎4‎/‎2019 at 7:44 AM, Hardcore troubadour said:

Supposedly not that hot. Plus I bet she was hairy. Hairy pits, legs. Hairy bush.  

They removed all the hair from their bodies. I recall reading that.

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Sex with someone from the past....um....no one.

I guess this is a guy thing.

There are about 100,000 other things I'd rather do.

Waste of time.

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39 minutes ago, The Observer said:

Thank God you were a meter maid in NYC and not a doctor. Your thesis coming out of medical school about associating the body part that has cancer with the type of sex you enjoy would have been truly fascinating. 

Anal cancer can occur by being contaminated by the HPV virus, which can be spread during annilingus. Now you know. 

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24 minutes ago, peenie said:

Sex with someone from the past....um....no one.

I guess this is a guy thing.

There are about 100,000 other things I'd rather do.

Waste of time.

Not even Billy Dee Williams? 

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13 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Anal cancer can occur by being contaminated by the HPV virus, which can be spread during annilingus. Now you know. 

So Farrah died because she enjoyed anal sex?  Or getting her ass eaten?  Does Lee Majors have mouth cancer? I'm honestly trying to understand retard speak.  Help me.

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Just now, The Observer said:

So Farrah died because she enjoyed anal sex?  Or getting her ass eaten?  Does Lee Majors have mouth cancer? I'm honestly trying to understand retard speak.  Help me.

Possibly

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44 minutes ago, peenie said:

Sex with someone from the past....um....no one.

I guess this is a guy thing.

There are about 100,000 other things I'd rather do.

Waste of time.

100,000 other things you'd rather do than go back and get laid by a crush/legend?  :wacko:

I can't imagine what your weekends are like.....

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55 minutes ago, peenie said:

Sex with someone from the past....um....no one.

I guess this is a guy thing.

There are about 100,000 other things I'd rather do.

Waste of time.

Come on now peenie. I always have your back here, sometimes it's okay to just let your hair down and have a little fun with a hypothetical. Now who's magic wand would you want to ride if it could be anyone?

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At the risk of hijacking this thread, does anyone else think peenie's avatar looks like pron legend Heather Hunter?  One of my favorite actresses of all time.  No pics because... did I mention pron?  She is on the Mt Rushmore of skill in giving bjs.  :thumbsup:

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2 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

At the risk of hijacking this thread, does anyone else think peenie's avatar looks like pron legend Heather Hunter?  One of my favorite actresses of all time.  No pics because... did I mention pron?  She is on the Mt Rushmore of skill in giving bjs.  :thumbsup:

Her and Jeannie Pepper cost me a few sprained wrists...

These days Harley Dean and Teanna Trump. :wub:

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3 minutes ago, Filthy Fernadez said:

Her and Jeannie Pepper cost me a few sprained wrists...

These days Harley Dean and Teanna Trump. :wub:

Not familiar with Jeannie, will need to investigate.  Teanna and especially Harley, oh yeah.  I mentioned Heather because of the similar nappy hair as peenie's avatar.  

It's interesting, I'm into the medium skinned curly look, which is good since I married an Italian curly girl.  Pale blonds or dark skin, meh for me.  Not saying they aren't attractive but not my style.  Give me a latina, Italian, mulatta every day.  :wub:

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Brad Pitt circa Legends of the Fall.

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1 hour ago, OldMaid said:

Brad Pitt circa Legends of the Fall.

I'm not ghey but I totally get this from a woman's perspective.  He was all about power in that movie.  :thumbsup:

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12 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

I'm not ghey but I totally get this from a woman's perspective.  He was all about power in that movie.  :thumbsup:

Not sure if you’ve got the right movie. It’s this one: 

 

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On 6/4/2019 at 7:09 AM, fandandy said:

Salma Hayek on the day they filmed the table dance scene in From Dusk till Dawn.  

It don't get much better than that.

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32 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

I'm not ghey but I totally get this from a woman's perspective.  He was all about power in that movie.  :thumbsup:

You jerked it to Fight Club jerry. We know this now:banana:

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Adventures in babysitting chick.elizabeth shue...then phoebe cates 

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