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Why don't casinos have daycare?

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Is that just too obvious?

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That's a great question and possibly a business opportunity!  I'm sure they've thought of it tho.  Probably a concern around liability combined with the gambling commission not liking kids in the casinos in any form.  :dunno:

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3 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

That's a great question and possibly a business opportunity!  I'm sure they've thought of it tho.  Probably a concern around liability combined with the gambling commission not liking kids in the casinos in any form.  :dunno:

Maybe I could park a big party bus and put "Day Care" available?

Don't be silly, I wouldn't be working, I'd be gambling, some 15 year olds would be babysitting.

This would work for bars too!

 

 

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Depending on how old the kids are, I doubt parents want them going to school or to the grandparents house and innocently telling a story that starts with, "I was playing with these other kids while daddy was on a heater at the tables."

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When I was a kid my parents called it "Circus Circus".  Here, young Strike, here is $5.00.  Go play carnival games on the 2nd floor while we play adult games down here.

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12 minutes ago, edjr said:

Is that just too obvious?

a majority of people drink when they gamble

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3 minutes ago, Strike said:

When I was a kid my parents called it "Circus Circus".  Here, young Strike, here is $5.00.  Go play carnival games on the 2nd floor while we play adult games down here.

Why don't strip clubs have day care?

sh1t we can make a mint on this business!!

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Just now, Meglamaniac said:

a majority of people drink when they gamble

so what you're saying is, you couldn't possibly not drink, knowing you have a child to drive home :wacko:

Not even close to the reason. can't be

and right, no one drinks and drives with their kids, or smokes in the car.

 

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Just now, edjr said:

Why don't strip clubs have day care?

sh1t we can make a mint on this business!!

Because Bubba isn't going to pay you to watch his kids.  That's money he can't spend on Monique for a lap dance.  He's just going to leave them in the car.  And if it's hot out he'll crack the window.  You actually want him to waste his welfare check on daycare?

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Just now, Strike said:

Because Bubba isn't going to pay you to watch his kids.  That's money he can't spend on Monique for a lap dance.  He's just going to leave them in the car.  And if it's hot out he'll crack the window.  You actually want him to waste his welfare check on daycare?

Bubba heard crack and didn't even make the strip club, the kids are in their room on his phone

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Just now, edjr said:

so what you're saying is, you couldn't possibly not drink, knowing you have a child to drive home :wacko:

Not even close to the reason. can't be

and right, no one drinks and drives with their kids, or smokes in the car.

 

I'm saying responsible parents wouldn't take their kids to the Casino because they know they are going to drink, this severely limits your clientele

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Just now, Meglamaniac said:

I'm saying responsible parents wouldn't take their kids to the Casino because they know they are going to drink, this severely limits your clientele

I guess parents don't take kids to dinner or vacations either.

If it's 1 in the afternoon and I want to sit at a table till 5, you think I am incapable of staying sober? c'mon now!

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Just now, edjr said:

I guess parents don't take kids to dinner or vacations either.

If it's 1 in the afternoon and I want to sit at a table till 5, you think I am incapable of staying sober? c'mon now!

My bad ed, forget I posted an answer to your question, what was I thinking

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Do many people even drive to the casino and drive home? In Vegas anyways I would imagine 90% or more are there on a trip and will just be stumbling back up to the room with no driving involved until they go back to the airport. 

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3 minutes ago, BiffTannen said:

Do many people even drive to the casino and drive home? In Vegas anyways I would imagine 90% or more are there on a trip and will just be stumbling back up to the room with no driving involved until they go back to the airport. 

we have a new casino that opens Sunday at 10 am. Called Encore in Everett.  the rooms are 800 a night. I live 30 min drive from the casino. I would never drop my kid off at a strange daycare to gamble, but I know a lot of people would. 

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7 minutes ago, edjr said:

we have a new casino that opens Sunday at 10 am. Called Encore in Everett.  the rooms are 800 a night. I live 30 min drive from the casino. I would never drop my kid off at a strange daycare to gamble, but I know a lot of people would. 

It looks expensive but I saw rooms for less than $800 a night. And if you only live 30 minutes away why wouldn't you get a babysitter to come to your home?

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7 minutes ago, edjr said:

we have a new casino that opens Sunday at 10 am. Called Encore in Everett.  the rooms are 800 a night. I live 30 min drive from the casino. I would never drop my kid off at a strange daycare to gamble, but I know a lot of people would. 

Is that a Wynn casino?  We rented a cabana at Encore in Vegas last year as part of my main FF league's 25th anniversary "Hangover-esque" party last August.  Which a lot of guys brought their women to anyway.  :thumbsdown:

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2 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Is that a Wynn casino?  We rented a cabana at Encore in Vegas last year as part of my main FF league's 25th anniversary "Hangover-esque" party last August.  Which a lot of guys brought their women to anyway.  :thumbsdown:

I stayed at the Wynn in Las Vegas about 9 years ago and there were hookers all over the place.

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2 minutes ago, Mr. Hand said:

I stayed at the Wynn in Las Vegas about 9 years ago and there were hookers all over the place.

I stayed at the Wynn but the Cabana was at Encore.  I've got a great ability to be blissfully ignorant about hookers and think that super hot women just want me.  :D  

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55 minutes ago, edjr said:

Why don't strip clubs have day care?

They don’t have healthcare or PTO either. 🙄

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The Margaritaville hotel in Biloxi does not have a casino, but it has a big video game arcade and a waterslide and pool on the roof. It is walking distance from three casinos. I bet a lot of parents leave their kids there. You have to be a hotel guest to get to the roof. 

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 There have been 24 hour a day kid drop off businesses in Las Vegas for many decades. The last thing a casino wants is to get into baby watching while they have to watch for cheats and holdups. 

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3 hours ago, Mr. Hand said:

I stayed at the Wynn in Las Vegas about 9 years ago and there were hookers all over the place.

I will admit I’ve graced few prostitutes with my presence. My problem was I would always ask them to if they wanted to get some drinks and a few ripper magoos before we started the timer, because I prefer to be good and focked up. No hooker ever turns down free booze and cocaine even if it means clocking out for a couple hours. Sometimes I would get way too focked up and make some not so bright decisions. Most days I look down at my diick and I’m thankful I don’t have foot or something growing out of the side of it considering some of the ladies I threw it in. 

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There are some casinos in Louisiana, my wife and I would go if they had a daycare.  Drinking would not be an issue as there is a hotel attached to the casino.

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My sister and I were placed into a daycare like facility years ago in Reno while my parents gambled. We thought this ain’t too bad when we walked into a room with pinball and movie theater. However, this section was for the older kids and we were moved to a different part of the facility for younger kids. We only had a few games, a television set and a ping pong table. When my parents picked us up my sister and I were watching Carson. 

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On 6/21/2019 at 4:59 PM, avoiding injuries said:

People would gamble their kids away. 

This.  :D

It could double as a sort of collateral escrow for high-stakes gamblers.  :thumbsup:

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2 minutes ago, edjr said:

Why is there no age? sounds like the "kid" may be retarded and18

It said 9 year old boy

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9 minutes ago, BiffTannen said:

It said 9 year old boy

Edjr may be retarded and 18. 

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