lod001 1,237 Posted July 17, 2019 Pretty sure the jihad squad and some other loser D's will proclaim the warning signs as racist and demand everyone have access. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lod001 1,237 Posted July 17, 2019 Trump is man enough to tell the to go off themselves and tell security at the base to do whatever they need to to stop these idiots Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted July 17, 2019 It will probably be all white dudes so nobody will complain if they all get shot like they deserve. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted July 17, 2019 1 hour ago, DonS said: It will probably be all white dudes so nobody will complain if they all get shot like they deserve. Even if the are shot by green and gray guys? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted July 17, 2019 42 minutes ago, Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt said: Even if the are shot by green and gray guys? Well that will open up an entire new can of worms regarding inter-galactic immigration. You just know all illegal aliens from Cygnus X1 are rapists and murderers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted July 17, 2019 Most of them would die of exhaustion before reaching the base. The gates are like an hour drive from any actual building (which are all non-descript concrete bunker type buildings). That base is freaking massive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,731 Posted July 17, 2019 36 minutes ago, Kanil said: Most of them would die of exhaustion before reaching the base. The gates are like an hour drive from any actual building (which are all non-descript concrete bunker type buildings). That base is freaking massive. I saw a tweet the other day that said: "All these people who want to take over area 51 couldn't successfully take over a Century 21." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted July 17, 2019 7 hours ago, DonS said: Well that will open up an entire new can of worms regarding inter-galactic immigration. You just know all illegal aliens from Cygnus X1 are rapists and murderers. God I hope not. Trump will want to build another wall, and that one will be expensive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted July 18, 2019 I'm trying to think of a way to monetize this. Maybe go setup a kevlar vest stand for the participants and a tshirt/taco truck for the spectators. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted July 18, 2019 17 minutes ago, Kanil said: I'm trying to think of a way to monetize this. Maybe go setup a kevlar vest stand for the participants and a tshirt/taco truck for the spectators. Water. Even if they break through the front gate they have an hour walk before they reach anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted July 18, 2019 21 minutes ago, Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt said: Water. Even if they break through the front gate they have an hour walk before they reach anything. For sure. $9 waters and $14 monster energy drinks is happening. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted July 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, Kanil said: For sure. $9 waters and $14 monster energy drinks is happening. Tin Foil Hats so that the aliens can't read your mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted July 18, 2019 Just now, Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt said: Tin Foil Hats so that the aliens can't read your mind. You're a man of ideas... you want in on my taco cart? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted July 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Kanil said: You're a man of ideas... you want in on my taco cart? Hell yeah. Reeces Pieces for bait. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted July 18, 2019 On 7/17/2019 at 12:19 PM, DonS said: Well that will open up an entire new can of worms regarding inter-galactic immigration. You just know all illegal aliens from Cygnus X1 are rapists and murderers. https://www.foxnews.com/world/israeli-teenagers-held-cyprus-rape-british-woman Close enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,286 Posted July 18, 2019 I dig our military. Love their very simple reply... "We will do whatever necessary to protect American installations" Translation? Rush the gate and we WILL shoot you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted July 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, supermike80 said: I dig our military. Love their very simple reply... "We will do whatever necessary to protect American installations" Translation? Rush the gate and we WILL shoot you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taco breath 419 Posted July 18, 2019 this sounds like the new burning man. sign me up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted July 18, 2019 15 minutes ago, taco breath said: this sounds like the new burning man. sign me up! Taco Breath is automatically part of the taco truck crew. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taco breath 419 Posted July 18, 2019 10 minutes ago, Kanil said: Taco Breath is automatically part of the taco truck crew. street tacos thou, we wont have refrigeration. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted July 18, 2019 14 minutes ago, taco breath said: street tacos thou, we wont have refrigeration. You're the expert, clearly. I defer to you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted July 19, 2019 I like the selling tshirts idea. You can sell to both sides by offering "I survived the storming of Area 51" shirts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,146 Posted July 20, 2019 On 7/18/2019 at 8:55 PM, DonS said: I like the selling tshirts idea. You can sell to both sides by offering "I survived the storming of Area 51" shirts. Also, “I’m with stupid.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,091 Posted July 20, 2019 Need to sell sunscreen as well. Most of these Yahoo!'s haven't been out of their Mom's basement in a decade. That desert sun might kill them before the military. No one wants to see that happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted July 20, 2019 On 7/18/2019 at 7:15 AM, Kanil said: I'm trying to think of a way to monetize this. Maybe go setup a kevlar vest stand for the participants and a tshirt/taco truck for the spectators. You'd retire in a weekend with the profit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted July 20, 2019 On 7/18/2019 at 6:55 PM, DonS said: I like the selling tshirts idea. You can sell to both sides by offering "I survived the storming of Area 51" shirts. I'd sell them on the way in, not out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,562 Posted July 20, 2019 On 7/12/2019 at 1:23 PM, Big Guy said: It needs to happen!! But seriously, don't give them warning and let them prepare for it. How to organize an event involving 300K people raiding government facilities without the government not knowing about it is quite a trick. As for me, I'm hopeful when three or four nutcases plott to blow up a building, the government finds out about it in advance. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,562 Posted July 20, 2019 I've already been there. The sniper gun came in handy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,562 Posted July 20, 2019 On 7/17/2019 at 10:27 PM, DonS said: It will probably be all white dudes so nobody will complain if they all get shot like they deserve. The sad truth is that the country is better off letting as many Alex Jones-type voters to survive as possible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted July 29, 2019 On 7/19/2019 at 11:04 PM, Voltaire said: How to organize an event involving 300K people raiding government facilities without the government not knowing about it is quite a trick. As for me, I'm hopeful when three or four nutcases plott to blow up a building, the government finds out about it in advance. exactly......nowadays it's almost impossible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,465 Posted July 29, 2019 Are they turning this into a festival or something? Pornhub is saying they will have a tent setup. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted July 29, 2019 On 7/17/2019 at 9:27 AM, DonS said: It will probably be all white dudes so nobody will complain if they all get shot like they deserve. About 60% of them will have man buns. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taco breath 419 Posted July 29, 2019 dont forget hookers, every events needs its hookers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted July 30, 2019 23 hours ago, taco breath said: dont forget hookers, every events needs its hookers. The green chick from Lost in Space and Star Trek will be in high demand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted July 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said: The green chick from Lost in Space and Star Trek will be in high demand. Nah, kids don't know her now a days. The green chick from Guardians of the Galaxy on the other hand... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted July 30, 2019 1 minute ago, NorthernVike said: Nah, kids don't know her now a days. The green chick from Guardians of the Galaxy on the other hand... Good point. We can do them both while the rest are walking get plasma beamed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites