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New years resolutions...wrong answers only

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Mine is to be more judgemental of other people parenting their kids in public. Especially if they feed their kids anything but organic food.

"Oh wow you let your kids eat hot dogs? I love my kids so we eat a little healthier.

 

Also...assert my dominance over the elderly more. Mentally and physically. 

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I'll tell coal miners and anyone else (besides journalists or my semiretarded Harvard educated son) who lose their jobs to "learn to code."

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I plan to start leaving the biggest carbon footprint I can on the planet.

I'm talking Sasquatch sized infractions like burning styrofoam, throwing six pack plastic rings and straws into the ocean, not reusing condoms on yer mom, etc.....real henious sh!t.

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To spend a lot more time with a warm mug of chamomile, a box of tissues, and this video.

 

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3 minutes ago, Mookz said:

To spend a lot more time with a warm mug of chamomile, a box of tissues, and this video.

 

The quintessential geek video. 

#neverforget

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4 minutes ago, Mookz said:

To spend a lot more time with a warm mug of chamomile, a box of tissues, and this video.

 

It's like when watching ice skating, I always want them to fall.  I can't tell you how badly I wanted that guys canoe to fill with water.  

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1 minute ago, fandandy said:

It's like when watching ice skating, I always want them to fall.  I can't tell you how badly I wanted that guys canoe to fill with water.  

That's part of the majesty of the whole thing.  Such emotion, such expression, and yet such control.  

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24 minutes ago, Mookz said:

To spend a lot more time with a warm mug of chamomile, a box of tissues, and this video.

 

Humans are focking weird.

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2 minutes ago, riversco said:

Humans are focking weird.

The applause is the best part. Just the appreciation for what they are witnessing. 

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best comment:

If you mute the music it seems like his Alzheimers kicked in and he keeps forgetting where he's going

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1 hour ago, Gladiators said:

I'm going to stop focking all the GC members' wives and moms.

Your resolution is close to mine...

I'm going to stop laughing when all the GC member's wives and moms shout "OWWWWW!!!!! WRONG HOLE!!!!!" 

 

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I’m not going to quit drinking. Maybe next year. 

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Definitely will put more pressure on my kids in sports and be more vocal at their games towards coaches and officials.

Probably determine my level of love and affection for them based off performance. 

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8 minutes ago, fandandy said:

See what these opioids are all about.  

Hahaha...

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11 minutes ago, cyclone24 said:

Definitely will put more pressure on my kids in sports and be more vocal at their games towards coaches and officials.

Probably determine my level of love and affection for them based off performance. 

This goes completely against the OP. SMH

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I plan on listening and following everything celebrities tell me.

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My goal for the new year is to gain 128 lbs, require 11 new prescription drugs and set the record for consecutive days without showering.  

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I'm going to pretend that MDC and Worms are intelligent.  :lol:

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I resolve to be more self centered and less considerate of others. 

 

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This year I'm going to step up my drinking and driving game.  :cheers:

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6 hours ago, sderk said:

I'm going to pretend that MDC and Worms are intelligent.  :lol:

I’m going to stay up at 4 am angrily obsessing over men I only know from a low rent lightly trafficked fantasy football message board. :thumbsup: 

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36 minutes ago, MDC said:

I’m going to stay up at 4 am angrily obsessing over men I only know from a low rent lightly trafficked fantasy football message board. :thumbsup: 

Wrong answers only.  

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I'm going to stand 99 feet from an elementary school.

 

Because... F probation. 

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12 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

I'm going to stand 99 feet from an elementary school.

 

Because... F probation. 

And that little liar said she was twelve.  

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1 hour ago, wiffleball said:

I'm going to stand 99 feet from an elementary school.

 

Because... F probation. 

Haha nice.

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