Would you do a threesome with Maxine Waters and Nancy Pelosi for money?

[Utilit99 4,099]

You get $20 for the first rodeo, then it doubles every additional time you go back to the stables with them.

Here's a little material to get you in the mood: 

https://www.google.com/search?q=maxine+waters+pictures&rlz=1C1GCEA_enUS841US841&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=1J4modRtPCUbdM%3A%2CYr7B3dAWWG8qGM%2C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kRTEtp_DLVNFezh_tYSBPFJBuyPkQ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjZx6froI3oAhU7knIEHU4TAIgQ9QEwAHoECAoQBA&cshid=1583752373798859#imgrc=1J4modRtPCUbdM

https://www.google.com/search?q=nancy+pelosi+pics&rlz=1C1GCEA_enUS841US841&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=mH7FWLl9uS5cdM%3A%2CLWZlqIc8BJnKaM%2C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kT8ruUDIHXkIYDEZmQgv-mlVi5wiQ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiOl-bUoY3oAhXDknIEHbXBCgkQ9QEwBXoECAwQDg#imgrc=Ej3nWT-Kk01YoM

[supermike80 1,286]

I think Nancy is hiding a decent rack

[bostonlager 2,463]

If it gets to be rough sex where I am permitted to punch them in the mouth and I can do some old fashioned slave roleplay with Maxine - Fock yeah... and you're going to pay me to do it?!?!?!

[Utilit99 4,099]

10 minutes ago, supermike80 said:

I think Nancy is hiding a decent rack

Not hiding it here:

 

[supermike80 1,286]

That looks kinda photo-shoppy

[Strike 3,975]

This thread is disgusting :blech:

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

I can close my eyes, so yes.  I might even mistakenly stick in the dumper.  

[Strike 3,975]

4 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

I can close my eyes, so yes.  I might even mistakenly stick in the dumper.  

You need $20 much more than I do apparently.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

9 minutes ago, Strike said:

You need $20 much more than I do apparently.

Have you seen the market today?  We all need $20.  

BTW - don't lie.  You would stick your d!ck in a cantaloupe.  

[Djgb13 2,338]

Can I use a blindfold and some viagra? 

[Strike 3,975]

Just now, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

Have you seen the market today?  We all need $20.  

BTW - don't lie.  You would stick your d!ck in a cantaloupe.  

A cantaloupe has more sex appeal than these two dinosaurs.  Using your analogy, these two are like two dried up Prunes.

[Strike 3,975]

Just now, Djgb13 said:

Can I use a blindfold and some viagra? 

I would think those would be required.

[DonS 3,067]

1 hour ago, Strike said:

I would think those would be required.

Along with a puke bucket

[TBayXXXVII 2,117]

3 hours ago, Strike said:

You need $20 much more than I do apparently.

 

3 hours ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

Have you seen the market today?  We all need $20.  

BTW - don't lie.  You would stick your d!ck in a cantaloupe.  

Did you guys miss this part in the OP?  "...then it doubles every additional time you go back to the stables with them."

 

Remember the Prison Thread... a dollar up front and it doubles?  Starting at $1 and doubling it every day was $1B after 31 days.  If you start with $20, you're looking at $21B.  To get to the same point of $1B, you'd only need to run this 3-some 27 times.  Yeah, sign me up.

[iam90sbaby 2,125]

3 hours ago, Strike said:

A cantaloupe has more sex appeal than these two dinosaurs.  Using your analogy, these two are like two dried up Prunes.

The older the berry the sweeter the juice

[edjr 5,564]

I would do a 3 some with any 2 broads, don't care what they look like believe me, I HAVE.

 

a 3 some is a 3 some. it's still bragging rights.  Paper bags or not

 

[Cantaloupe 44]

3 hours ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

Have you seen the market today?  We all need $20.  

BTW - don't lie.  You would stick your d!ck in a cantaloupe.  

[Cantaloupe 44]

3 hours ago, Strike said:

A cantaloupe has more sex appeal than these two dinosaurs.  Using your analogy, these two are like two dried up Prunes.

Strike thinks I'm hot. 

[edjr 5,564]

Nancy Pelosi can use a face painting

[Alias Detective 1,179]

All pink on the inside.

[Utilit99 4,099]

1 hour ago, Alias Detective said:

All pink on the inside.

Or in the case of Waters, green from all the mold.

[DonS 3,067]

52 minutes ago, Utilit99 said:

Or in the case of Waters, green from all the mold.

[Super Cubs 132]

I've done worse

[lickin_starfish 1,481]

I'd like to put Pelosi's tiddy in a headlock and give her nipple a vigorous noogie.

No way could I bang Maxine.

[Mr. Hand 482]

13 hours ago, supermike80 said:

I think Nancy is hiding a decent rack

The girls probably hang down to her gut

[Bier Meister 1,514]

No, but if i recall, one of her daughters was cute.

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,584]

I’d rather get paid to get corona virus 

[Utilit99 4,099]

They love it when you say "Talk liberal to me momma".

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

15 hours ago, TBayXXXVII said:

 

Did you guys miss this part in the OP?  "...then it doubles every additional time you go back to the stables with them."

 

Remember the Prison Thread... a dollar up front and it doubles?  Starting at $1 and doubling it every day was $1B after 31 days.  If you start with $20, you're looking at $21B.  To get to the same point of $1B, you'd only need to run this 3-some 27 times.  Yeah, sign me up.

Hell, I'd probably do it once for free just to say I did.

Do it every day for a month to be one of the richest people on earth? Hell focking yes, sign me up. I can purge the hideous memories with a yacht full of nympho bikini models after that. 

[The Elevator Killer 497]

On 3/9/2020 at 7:18 AM, Utilit99 said:

You get $20 for the first rodeo, then it doubles every additional time you go back to the stables with them.

Here's a little material to get you in the mood: 

https://www.google.com/search?q=maxine+waters+pictures&rlz=1C1GCEA_enUS841US841&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=1J4modRtPCUbdM%3A%2CYr7B3dAWWG8qGM%2C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kRTEtp_DLVNFezh_tYSBPFJBuyPkQ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjZx6froI3oAhU7knIEHU4TAIgQ9QEwAHoECAoQBA&cshid=1583752373798859#imgrc=1J4modRtPCUbdM

https://www.google.com/search?q=nancy+pelosi+pics&rlz=1C1GCEA_enUS841US841&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=mH7FWLl9uS5cdM%3A%2CLWZlqIc8BJnKaM%2C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kT8ruUDIHXkIYDEZmQgv-mlVi5wiQ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiOl-bUoY3oAhXDknIEHbXBCgkQ9QEwBXoECAwQDg#imgrc=Ej3nWT-Kk01YoM

Are you going to fly us on your plane to your private island and introduce us to them under your painting of Bernie Sanders in a blue dress? 

[Utilit99 4,099]

19 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

Are you going to fly us on your plane to your private island and introduce us to them under your painting of Bernie Sanders in a blue dress? 

Yes, and you may be one of 10 lucky posters to win a celebrity visit of Bernie in nothing but a g-string to get the mood rolling.

[The Elevator Killer 497]

Utilit didn't commit suicide in prison. 

[patweisers44 697]

How much money do i have pay exactly?

[The Elevator Killer 497]

18 hours ago, patweisers44 said:

How much money do i have pay exactly?

The cost of a blind fold and 10 Viagra. 

[jerryskids 5,206]

On 3/9/2020 at 5:49 PM, lickin_starfish said:

I'd like to put Pelosi's tiddy in a headlock and give her nipple a vigorous noogie.

No way could I bang Maxine.

Honestly, Pelosi was a good looker back in the day, and I'm confident that she could suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch if called upon, sign me up.  Plus it would be a good conversation starter at a bar.

Waters, ick, I'd need some good cash for that.  Can I sub in Kamala?  See above trailer hitch comment. 

[edjr 5,564]

again?

[Strike 3,975]

I'd rather do Tubgirl.