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"BRILLIANT!! ...credit to someone else!!
"OK, here's how I would handle the situation in Seattle.
“1. Set up a perimeter around their so-called border, complete with concertina wire, armed border patrol agents, and checkpoints. At these CHECKPOINTS, post huge signs saying, "You are now entering the United States of America. Please have passports and travel papers ready". Deny them entry into the U.S.
“2. CUT OFF their electricity, water, and sewer systems. Since they are autonomous, they must supply their own infrastructure. If they wish to use American infrastructure, they must pay for it -- at international rates.
“3. Place TARIFFS on any goods or foodstuffs they wish to IMPORT into their autonomous zone, same as you would with any other country.
“4. Cut off their access to WI-FI and CELL SERVICE. Since they are autonomous, they must establish their own corporations to provide these services. If they wish to use American internet and phone services, they must pay -- at international rates.
“5. If they wish to return to the United States, they must APPLY for IMMIGRATION, just like any other foreigner would. If they sneak into the country, put them into detention centers, then deport them back to CHAZ.
“6. Sit back and laugh when they start realizing the real world isn't like playing Sims in Mommy's basement.”

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You’d need a mayor who wasn’t a dweeb. The reason this place exists is because the mayor and governor are as easy to walk over as grass.

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I still like my idea of flying drones in and dumping garbage on their heads. If the government is useless, local teenage pranksters need nice toys.

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The last few days have been kinda sh1tty out here.  (Shocking, I know!) Whenever the wind picks up and the rain falls a bit heavier I just smile and think about those poor Chazians and their cute little farm. 

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1 hour ago, Voltaire said:

I still like my idea of flying drones in and dumping garbage on their heads. If the government is useless, local teenage pranksters need nice toys.

You can't do that because the cops will crack down on drone use.....oh wait, its OK.

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Massive amounts of fentanyl. All they want. Syringes too. 

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all fun and games but this is the USA. kick their asses already. 

 

on other hand i understand why we aren’t doing anything....full display of just how pathetic dem governing is. what a sad sad joke. 

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I can’t believe this isn’t happening in other cities. NYC is just as dysfunctional as Seattle now. What are they waiting for? 

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27 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

Why the fock do you care? Live in Seattle?

It’s called the United States. That’s why, simple Jack. You don’t just get to take over a portion of a city. I bet when you heard all those Democrats say no one is above the law over and over about Trump during impeachment you nodded along. 

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6 hours ago, IGotWorms said:

Why the fock do you care? Live in Seattle?

Trolling or joking? It can only be one. Because even a retard would know why people care about what is going on in other states in this country.

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6 hours ago, IGotWorms said:

Why the fock do you care? Live in Seattle?

Live in Minnesota? Do the chaz tards ? BLM and antifa terroists all over the country ... from Minnesota? 

Why do they care ? 

Idiot

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7 hours ago, IGotWorms said:

Why the fock do you care? Live in Seattle?

When I told you to try harder,  I didn't mean to try dumber.

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This is a brilliant gambit from the leftists.

They are more or less taunting Trump to step in, so they can play more games with the words like "dictator" and such.....  they really want to let this roll to see if they can goad Trump into doing anything at all.....

If Trump is smart he does not take the bait and instead laments the hurt its causing to Americans, correlates the current liberal/Dem inaction with the decades of inaction; reminds people that in almost every single area where minorities suffer, it is a direct result of Democrat leadership.

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All of Antifa needs their skulls smashed in with a sledge hammer or a simple shot between their eyes with a large caliber firearm. Every one of them. 

How much ya wanna bet they'd quit terrorizing if that happened?

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25 minutes ago, tubby_mcgee said:

All of Antifa needs their skulls smashed in with a sledge hammer or a simple shot between their eyes with a large caliber firearm. Every one of them. 

How much ya wanna bet they'd quit terrorizing if that happened?

Well, they'd all be dead so....

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28 minutes ago, tubby_mcgee said:

All of Antifa needs their skulls smashed in with a sledge hammer or a simple shot between their eyes with a large caliber firearm. Every one of them. 

How much ya wanna bet they'd quit terrorizing if that happened?

I can get behind this, but then again it will be difficult to determine who is and is not antifa, and we cannot allow ourselves to devolve into the mentalist of liberals with their cancel-culture, and demand for complete submissive obedience.

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Perfect opportunity to set a giant trap. 

1. We first have to recognize the two vastly different creatures we are dealing with - blacks and hippies. 

2. We must find where these two creatures share some common ground. Send in care packages with all sorts of supplies: Food, booze, marijuana, LSD, hacky sacks, black n milds, a guitar and a bass. 

3. Sending in accommodating supplies will draw in many more of these folks from all over. Pretty soon these city blocks will be filled with jam bands and rap battles and when they are bursting at the edges, we make our move. 

4. If there is one thing both blacks and hippies hate - Its Slayer - We activate a giant PA system with this:

 

5. They are already drunk, high, and hallucinating. This music will completely disorient them and render them defenseless. 

6. We send in the Ammon Bundy militia to kill them all. 

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9 hours ago, RLLD said:

I can get behind this, but then again it will be difficult to determine who is and is not antifa, and we cannot allow ourselves to devolve into the mentalist of liberals with their cancel-culture, and demand for complete submissive obedience.

I get it...but these focks are being ALLOWED to do this.  If they were right wing....the Seattle "officials" would be calling them terrorists.     Seattle city officials, mayor, Washington Governor, are not any better than antifa, and deserve what antifa deserves.  

Getting rid of them completely isn't "doing what they are doing".  Its ending the problem.

 

We could drop in poisoned drugs for them all. 

 

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On 6/15/2020 at 8:39 PM, Voltaire said:

I still like my idea of flying drones in and dumping garbage on their heads. If the government is useless, local teenage pranksters need nice toys.

How about  piss filled water balloons?

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9 minutes ago, lod001 said:

How about  piss filled water balloons?

I see you'll need one too.

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We cloud just kill all of them. The average IQ in the USA would jump significantly and no one would miss them. 

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The can plant this dead dude under their garden and use him as fertilizer. 

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12 minutes ago, lod001 said:

The can plant this dead dude under their garden and use him as fertilizer. 

Just toss him on top of the cardboard and fill in the soil around him.

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Raz hella mad that medics didnt respond into his autonomous zone before it was secured by police. These clowns are crybabies.  They wanna play anarchists but still receive the conveniences and benefits of capitalism. Careful what you wish for.  

 

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35 minutes ago, Fireballer said:

Raz hella mad that medics didnt respond into his autonomous zone before it was secured by police. These clowns are crybabies.  They wanna play anarchists but still receive the conveniences and benefits of capitalism. Careful what you wish for.  

 

It's heartbreaking, isn't it?  Maybe his bro would still be alive if the civilized citizens in the CHAZ weren't focking thugs shooting each other? 

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I would have been eight minutes away from a save location on my game if I rushed, but I figured it was just a Chaz sh1tbag whose none of their lives matter, so I explored the level normally and got there in 30 minutes..

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44 minutes ago, Fireballer said:

Raz hella mad that medics didnt respond into his autonomous zone before it was secured by police. These clowns are crybabies.  They wanna play anarchists but still receive the conveniences and benefits of capitalism. Careful what you wish for.  

 

The responses to this are epic lol!!  

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I think you should drop leaflets on them explaining you have 24 hours to leave the CHAZ.  In 24 hours the national guard supported by attack helicopters and tanks ARE going to shut the CHAZ down. Anyone within that zone will be arrested treated as an enemy combatant and sent to gitmo. 

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Raz is under the impression that people give a fock about helping. News flash: we think it’s funny.

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6 minutes ago, DonS said:

Hopefully the perp gets away and returns tomorrow.

Likely a well armed militant black nationalist drug gang is going to take over and turn all the trannies/liberals (if there is a difference) into addict slaves, make them remove all that rainbow sh*t, but it would be funnier if the trannies somehow win.

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We have extended adolescence into the 20-29 year old range.

Here you have a bunch of snot nosed brats acting out, not realizing the level of stupidity under which they are operating. 

Of course someone wound up dead.  Of course more people will die because of the absence of police.  Of course people ending up dead is not a racist event.

The question that I think remains will be, how many people have to die before we stop pretending all cops are racist and bad, moreover that America is racist and bad.  What does it take for these minions of anarchist groups to stop?  Or does it have to end Jim Jones style?

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Any Chaz porn out there yet? I’ve seen a lot of young SJW women there. 

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4 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Any Chaz porn out there yet? I’ve seen a lot of young SJW women there. 

The antifa women can hook up with the BLM men and the antifa men can hook up with each other an the trannies.

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