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If you were just a downright terrible human being, what would be on your bucket list?

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Talk’d boo into having an abortion cause I needed more poosay to score. 

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Go back in time and break up herbi's mother and father before the deed happened. 

Kind of opposite of Back to the Future.

Make sure they don't kiss at the Under the Sea Dance!!!!

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4 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

There is such a thing? :huh:

It's a very small group of about 4 people on his back porch, 12 feet distant from one another and wearing massive thick masks and not asking questions that he can't field.

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49 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

There is such a thing? :huh:

Yeah, haven’t you seen them? There was one in Seattle, Atlanta, NYC, Minneapolis and a bunch of other places. The attendees were all very young and enthusiastic, going until all hours of the night. They seem to hate Wendy’s and jewelry stores. 

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Pass. No need to have the FBI here then on my doorstep. 

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3 hours ago, BiffTannen said:

Pass. No need to have the FBI here then on my doorstep. 

You mean the actual real awful people in the news the last few years.

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Kill a baby seal

Blame everyone else for losing an election

Go to Lolita Island

Kill the owner of Lolita Island so he doesn't tell anyone I was there

Feed my spouse to tigers

Adopt 3 orphans so I can steal the moon

Play Rap music in my car as loud as I can and leave it playing while I'm inside a store

There may be one more

 

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Climb Mount Everest and then rape my Sherpa.

Write the great American Nazi novel.

Finish a marathon while stabbing the other runners with scissors.

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2 minutes ago, Mookz said:

Climb Mount Everest and then rape my Sherpa.

Write the great American Nazi novel.

Finish a marathon while stabbing the other runners with scissors.

You were running with scissors? :nono:

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24 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

You were running with scissors? :nono:

Like I said, I'm a truly awful person.  😏

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4 hours ago, The Elevator Killer said:

You were running with scissors? :nono:

"Weird Al" did it back in 1999...

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21 minutes ago, posty said:

"Weird Al" did it back in 1999...

I've met him. Fake Girlfriend is a big fan so we went to see him. I was like Weird Al? Really? But he was great. Focker can do anything. Sing. Rap. You name it. And after the show he stays behind and meets fans in his bus. They take you in and you get to talk with him one on one as he sits on the bus steps. Things like that makes me a fan. He still cares about his fans. 

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53 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

I've met him. Fake Girlfriend is a big fan so we went to see him. I was like Weird Al? Really? But he was great. Focker can do anything. Sing. Rap. You name it. And after the show he stays behind and meets fans in his bus. They take you in and you get to talk with him one on one as he sits on the bus steps. Things like that makes me a fan. He still cares about his fans. 

Great to hear...  Yeah he is one guy I would love to go see, just because it would be different...

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Just now, posty said:

Great to hear...  Yeah he is one guy I would love to go see, just because it would be different...

He is very entertaining. But that always happens to me. Someone drags me to a concert and I end up really enjoying it. 

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