How do you trim your nose hair?

[fandandy 3,313]

Are you a puller, a tweezer, a cutter, or do you have a standalone nose hair trimmer that you use?

[Djgb13 2,339]

Electric nose hair trimmer. Easy and quick 

[Cdub100 3,851]

26 minutes ago, Djgb13 said:

Electric nose hair trimmer. Easy and quick 

This

[BunnysBastatrds 2,325]

 Hydraulic acid with baby wipes.

[Mike Honcho 5,146]

This:

 

[JustinCharge 2,397]

we determine draft order in our fantasy league by everyone reaching in their nose and pulling out a hair.  longest one goes first, shortest one goes last.  one year i got 1st pick in the draft by yanking out this 3 inch gray hair.  i dont know how it was curled up in there like it was in its own dimension or something.

[edjr 6,578]

Wood chipper

[wiffleball 4,788]

I'm a yanker. Just like my daddy was a yanker. And my daddy's daddy was a yanker before him.

[fandandy 3,313]

22 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

I'm a yanker. Just like my daddy was a yanker. And my daddy's daddy was a yanker before him.

There is something to be said for the satisfaction gained by pulling one of those fockers out by the root.  Especially if it's a long one.  

[NorthernVike 2,083]

With the same trimmer I use on my ass hole.  

[Old School 360]

2 hours ago, Djgb13 said:

Electric nose hair trimmer. Easy and quick 

This- combined with a pair of scissors 

[5-Points 3,408]

I have a combo nose hair, ear hair and eyebrow trimmer. 

[5-Points 3,408]

2 hours ago, edjr said:

Wood chipper

Huh, I figured the cocaine would burn em out. 

[bostonlager 2,664]

Micro touch 

 

[Pimpadeaux 2,404]

I've just let mine grow since college, I put them in corn rows. They almost touch the ground now, and I have to knot them from time to time. I used them like a whip to beat off a robber awhile back. But mostly I enjoy whapping your mom's thunderous buttocks during a sweaty cornholing session, and I ain't talking bean bags, beyatches!

[Mookz 1,338]

3 hours ago, fandandy said:

There is something to be said for the satisfaction gained by pulling one of those fockers out by the root.  Especially if it's a long one.  

Believe it or not, I've heard that will result in certain death. 

 

 

[shorepatrol 1,870]

 Nose hair trimmer. Pulling them gets those painful infections 

[Frozenbeernuts 2,150]

Fock pulling hair. Nose trimmer easy

[IGotWorms 4,057]

I used to have a nose hair trimmer but after that died I went with nail scissors

[jerryskids 6,597]

4 hours ago, 5-Points said:

I have a combo nose hair, ear hair and eyebrow trimmer. 

This.  I have one I got 20+ years ago on a TV infomercial, still works.  I imagine I could pay $100 for a fancy Sharper Image one but, really, if I do anything about any of that hair I’m ahead of 98% of guys.

One of our best friends, late 50s, single and wouldn’t mind finding a Fock body, has a ginormous single hair growing out of his eyebrow.  My wife said this weekend, “I should tell him about it.”  I told her I don’t see any way that conversation goes well, just leave it be.

[fandandy 3,313]

16 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

One of our best friends, late 50s, single and wouldn’t mind finding a Fock body, has a ginormous single hair growing out of his eyebrow.  My wife said this weekend, “I should tell him about it.”  I told her I don’t see any way that conversation goes well, just leave it be.

I see this at the register sometimes and want so badly to mid-conversation just reach out and pluck it for them.  I assume that would be frowned upon so I too leave it be.

[edjr 6,578]

13 hours ago, 5-Points said:

Huh, I figured the cocaine would burn em out. 

Not the tree limbs in my gigantic nose.

[edjr 6,578]

9 hours ago, jerryskids said:

This.  I have one I got 20+ years ago on a TV infomercial, still works.  I imagine I could pay $100 for a fancy Sharper Image one but, really, if I do anything about any of that hair I’m ahead of 98% of guys.

One of our best friends, late 50s, single and wouldn’t mind finding a Fock body, has a ginormous single hair growing out of his eyebrow.  My wife said this weekend, “I should tell him about it.”  I told her I don’t see any way that conversation goes well, just leave it be.

I trim my eyebrows with the #1 guide.  Same one I use for my beard and my balls. I do my balls 1st. 

If you use a guide, you don't get skin burns.

[tubby_mcgee 700]

Depends on the day.

Yank with tweezers - only the first couple yanks hurt.
Trimmer
Wax.  I did the the other day and do it every so often.  It gets a whole lotta them at once with one "rip the band-aid off" tug.

 

[fandandy 3,313]

31 minutes ago, tubby_mcgee said:

Wax.  I did the the other day and do it every so often.  It gets a whole lotta them at once with one "rip the band-aid off" tug.

 

You wax inside your nose?

[5-Points 3,408]

21 hours ago, jerryskids said:

This.  I have one I got 20+ years ago on a TV infomercial, still works.  I imagine I could pay $100 for a fancy Sharper Image one but, really, if I do anything about any of that hair I’m ahead of 98% of guys.

One of our best friends, late 50s, single and wouldn’t mind finding a Fock body, has a ginormous single hair growing out of his eyebrow.  My wife said this weekend, “I should tell him about it.”  I told her I don’t see any way that conversation goes well, just leave it be.

I don't think I paid more that $30 for mine. Well worth the price.

 

[5-Points 3,408]

11 hours ago, edjr said:

Not the tree limbs in my gigantic nose.

Maybe switch to crank.