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I'm peeing a LOT today.

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She does have tattoos and who knows what else.  It doesn't hurt, yet, but, is this a precursor to something worse?

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1 minute ago, posty said:

Prostate issues...

It's a good flow though.  I thought prostate meant you just kinda dribbled.

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2 minutes ago, fandandy said:

It's a good flow though.  I thought prostate meant you just kinda dribbled.

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/15533-urination--frequent-urination

Who experiences frequent urination?

The need to urinate is something that everyone feels. This shared experience isn’t always consistent though. Sometimes you may need to urinate much more often than what is typical for you. This can happen to anyone. Men, women, and children can all have this symptom. However, it’s more common at certain times in your life or when you have other conditions. You’re more likely to frequently urinate if you’re:

  • A middle-age or old adult.
  • Have an enlarged prostate.

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Diabeetus

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18 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

Diabeetus

This is my fear.  I dread going through life with no feet.

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44 minutes ago, fandandy said:

What is that a sign of?

Dementia.  

Wait, sorry - that's all of your other posts.    This one is probably your prostate not your brain.    Although they both have the same capability for critical thinking. . . 

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23 minutes ago, Masshole said:

Dementia.  

Wait, sorry - that's all of your other posts.    This one is probably your prostate not your brain.    Although they both have the same capability for critical thinking. . . 

Witty

You should post more.

 

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At times here I feel I'm conversing with monkeys.  Maybe I should just be satisfied that you can utilize a keyboard to string a sentence together.

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I sometimes think you really are Mike FFT as you bring the interesting threads often and every day.  Same with BeenHereBefore.  Multiple Personalities of Mike is my diagnosis.

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58 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

Diabeetus

What isn’t diabetes? 

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1 hour ago, fandandy said:

What is that a sign of?

If you're drinking a lot... it's a sign of drinking a lot.  If you're not drinking a lot, it could be a sign that your sugar levels are high.  If it continues for 2 more day, make a doctor's appointment.  It could potentially be the onset of diabetes.

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Went to the urologist awhile ago. They inserted a catheter to fill my bladder with fluid and I supposed to tell them when I have the urge to pee. They emptied the bag. And the poor little girl had to get the doctor and ask what to do next. He just shrugged his shoulders and said give me another bag!

 

I could have told them I have a bladder like a camel. I blame beer. 

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4 hours ago, fandandy said:

This is my fear.  I dread going through life with no feet.

You're doing great d!ckless, you'd be fine with no feet. 

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6 minutes ago, shorepatrol said:

You're doing great d!ckless, you'd be fine with no feet. 

Oh boy. That’s some quality work right there. Kudos. 

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4 hours ago, fandandy said:

At times here I feel I'm conversing with monkeys.  Maybe I should just be satisfied that you can utilize a keyboard to string a sentence together.

Why bring Peenie into the conversation 

  • Haha 1

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33 minutes ago, TommyGavin said:

Why bring Peenie into the conversation 

She's gone now so we can talk about her.

Would you bang her in real?

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I have never focked a black chick but Peenie seems bony.  If I ever go that direction I want like a fake blonde haired big bootied black woman on top.  And a screamer.  Even if it doesn't really hurt act like it does.

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19 hours ago, fandandy said:

This is my fear.  I dread going through life with no feet.

Save money on shoes!!

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2 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Watch out where Fandany goes. Don’t you eat that yellow snow.

You can call him. His number is G@Y STUD

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2 hours ago, Utilit99 said:

@MDC likes being peed on. He brings it up all the time. 

Peefoam made this up because he’s a friendless ghey ballerina. :thumbsup: 

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3 hours ago, MDC said:

Peefoam made this up because he’s a friendless ghey ballerina. :thumbsup: 

You are one weird individual. 

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12 minutes ago, Mookz said:

Mike, can we get the pregnant man emoji?  🤔

Only if it's brown with a pecker hanging down. 

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