TommyGavin 790 Posted May 29, 2022 I’ll add more but have to quote mine first. It’s a 106 miles to Chicago , we have a full tank of gas, half pack of cigarettes, It’s dark and we are wearing sunglasses. Hit it ! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 3,005 Posted May 29, 2022 Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,709 Posted May 29, 2022 Excuse me mam, I speak jive. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,839 Posted May 29, 2022 "Hi Brad. You know how cute I always thought you were." Not so much the quote as much as the bewbs that came out after. "Maybe you shoulda stole a better truck, Tonto." "Because I'm a karate man, alright? A karate man bruise on the inside so they don't show they weaknesses, but you don't know that cause you're a big Barry White looking mutherfocker. Now get out my face, alright?" There will be thousands more... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,709 Posted May 29, 2022 Those aren’t pillows!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,709 Posted May 29, 2022 We’ve got bush!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,724 Posted May 29, 2022 You can't really dust for vomit 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,709 Posted May 29, 2022 Is that your purse? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,674 Posted May 29, 2022 "Now that's a real shame when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted May 29, 2022 Arthur- "What's it like to own a yacht?" "It doesn't suck." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 1,222 Posted May 29, 2022 These go to 11. As you wish... There can be only one! Alright Hayseeds, everybody Freeze, everybody down on the ground...Well, which is it young feller, you want I should freeze, or get down on the ground, mean to say if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop, and if'n I drop, I'ma gonna be in motion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,196 Posted May 29, 2022 I'll be back. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,196 Posted May 29, 2022 I ain't got time to bleed (Predator) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,530 Posted May 29, 2022 Go ahead, make my day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,678 Posted May 29, 2022 You want a Pepsi, Pal, you're going to pay for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,678 Posted May 29, 2022 47 minutes ago, jerryskids said: I ain't got time to bleed (Predator) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,774 Posted May 29, 2022 Yippie ki yay mf! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,626 Posted May 29, 2022 220..221... Whatever it takes. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiffTannen 1,263 Posted May 29, 2022 What are you looking at, butthead? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,709 Posted May 29, 2022 I am so bad, I should be in detention!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,839 Posted May 29, 2022 11 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said: Is that your purse? That's a nice purse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,839 Posted May 29, 2022 "I want my two dollars!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,839 Posted May 29, 2022 "You're stewed, buttwad!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,157 Posted May 29, 2022 Ive got 2 words for you...shut the fock up. I want my 2 dollars His mother was a mudder Where all the white women at? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 16,047 Posted May 29, 2022 “Hey Dad, want to have a catch?” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,430 Posted May 29, 2022 "Hello Cleveland!" ~ Spinal Tap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,709 Posted May 29, 2022 It was a stone groove my man. Weird Science Go to Ludrucus speed!!! Spaceballs Their here. Poltergeist The jig is up. And gone!!! HOTW Illinois nazis!!! I hate Illinois nazis. Blues Brothers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,839 Posted May 30, 2022 4 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said: It was a stone groove my man. Weird Science Go to Ludrucus speed!!! Spaceballs Their here. Poltergeist The jig is up. And gone!!! HOTW Illinois nazis!!! I hate Illinois nazis. Blues Brothers Trading Places. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,709 Posted May 30, 2022 4 minutes ago, 5-Points said: Trading Places. Bar scene in weird science also. Hey Wang…it’s a parking lot!!! Caddy shack Lifestyles of the rich and shameless lethal Weapon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,709 Posted May 30, 2022 No, we’re not ghey…but we’re willing to learn. Stripes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 985 Posted May 30, 2022 “HIPPOPOTAMUS SH1T!” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 16,047 Posted May 30, 2022 “I swallow a lot of aggression. And a lot of Pizza” - Stripes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 16,047 Posted May 30, 2022 “Man, we ain’t found sh it ” - Spaceballs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 16,047 Posted May 30, 2022 “Ain’t nothin like a piece of puzzy. Except maybe the Indy 500” - Platoon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,709 Posted May 30, 2022 It was a gardening accident. Spinal Tap Why did you pick the sixth horse? Same name as my cat. Let It Ride Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 16,047 Posted May 30, 2022 Bartender - Who are you? Nicky- Who am I? I’m the guy who put the bathrooms in this joint Bartender - Now I know why it stinks Easy Money. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,849 Posted May 30, 2022 11 hours ago, Cloaca du jour said: Where all the white women at? Blazing Saddles was released in 1974... Was this line spoken in a movie from the 1980s? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,157 Posted May 30, 2022 Just now, posty said: Blazing Saddles was released in 1974... Was this line spoken in a movie from the 1980s? Sorry...didnt realize 74 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,709 Posted May 30, 2022 Henican…fawk Henican. Pabst Blue Ribbon!!! Blue Velvet We have two kinds of music. Country and western. Blues Brothers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,839 Posted May 30, 2022 28 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said: Bar scene in weird science also. She's into malaka's Deano. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
