Would you rather be left in the woods alone with a bear or a woman?

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[Tree of Knowledge 891]

Are we talking about a well trained bear that wouldn’t kill you?

[cmh6476 767]

Just now, Tree of Knowledge said:

Are we talking about a well trained bear that wouldn’t kill you?

I think the exercise exists so that you don't know if we're taking smokey the bear or a grizzly or whatever.   You just have to make a choice. 

[edjr 5,624]

a female bear. I would fock the sh1t out of her, in the woods

[gas 80]

What kind of woman?   Cause if it’s going to be a Karen, I’ll take the bear every time.

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,622]

A bear if it’s a liberal woman

 

[gas 80]

Just now, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

A bear if it’s a liberal woman

 

Moron.   There’s some hottie libs out there.  Of course, you might have caught a case of the ghey.   Nothing wrong with that, but you’ll be less angry if you accept it.

[Mark Davis 193]

Is it an actual woman, you know, one with two x chromosomes?

[IGotWorms 3,382]

Well bears can’t nag, so…

[IGotWorms 3,382]

And there’s an exceptionally high risk of nagging here, assuming we’re in the woods for any real period of time. She’s gonna get cold, hungry, bit by bugs, uncomfortable, dirty etc and it’s going to be all YOUR fault and also how come you haven’t gotten us rescued yet??
 

The bear’s just gonna go about its day

[listen2me 23 1,558]

10 minutes ago, gas said:

Moron.   There’s some hottie libs out there.  Of course, you might have caught a case of the ghey.   Nothing wrong with that, but you’ll be less angry if you accept it.

You look like the angry one

[lickin_starfish 1,500]

Chances are equal that the bear and the woman will both kill you. One just does it slower.

 

[MLCKAA 416]

Probably the bear.

If the woman were lobotomized, then *maybe* the woman, but probably still the bear.

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,622]

23 minutes ago, gas said:

Moron.   There’s some hottie libs out there.  Of course, you might have caught a case of the ghey.   Nothing wrong with that, but you’ll be less angry if you accept it.

Yah there are way more hot libertarian and conservative.  And at least I know that they actually know what a woman is. Libtard women like yourself will be busy blaming Trump for being stuck in the forest

[Maximum Overkill 770]

How hot is the Woman? It's a lot easier to put up with when they're hot. 

[Cdub100 3,420]

The fate is the same for both. 

[Hawkeye21 1,878]

Probably the Bear, unless the woman has actual survival skills.  Having to take care of yourself and another in the woods is not ideal.

[bostonlager 2,486]

The only bear I mess with is the one you can pinch. 

[Thornton Melon 546]

The woman. It would be easier to get away from her.

[iam90sbaby 2,141]

Jamie, pull up that video of that bear in the woods with a woman 

[Tree of Knowledge 891]

A bear is also a code name for a portly gay man.  I will have to take my chances on the dame.  

[Bier Meister 1,523]

well, a bear might be able to gather a pic-i-nic basket for us.

[Mike Honcho 4,088]

Do I have to see the bear again?

[Patented Phil 836]

The bear.  Would probably be killed by it, but at least it would be a quick death.  Having to listen to the woman complain day and night would be mental torture.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,940]

After much thought and mental gymnastics dwelling on this, it’s a, ughh, hard decision to make. If the broad has braces and gives horrible blow jobs, I’ll take da bear if she’s good and promises she won’t use her teeth and no,hand jobs,,I,choose the bear..

[gas 80]

On 5/3/2024 at 1:17 PM, listen2me 23 said:

You look like the angry one

Moron.   Not in the least bit angry here.

[Pimpadeaux 2,304]

So "left" being the operative word, meaning you're a liberal making the choice between a bear and a woman.

I'd take woman nonirregardless.

[listen2me 23 1,558]

10 hours ago, gas said:

Moron.   Not in the least bit angry here.

Still seem angry lol