Sydney Sweeney once again proves it impossible to be gay

[dain11279 963]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C9FfBhCI5ql/?igsh=MXFqYzdxYjZhc25ueQ==

[jerryskids 6,567]

I'm not usually into funbags that big, because they generally are part of a big body.  She seems to be something of a unicorn in that regard tho.   

I wonder if she'll balloon out some day.  Until then, I'll just enjoy it.   

[IGotWorms 4,057]

She’s got a great rack but I don’t really get the Sydney Sweeney love.

I mean, would (obviously), but she’s got them droopy eyes and sometimes looks kinda half-retarded

[Engorgeous George 2,134]

1 minute ago, IGotWorms said:

She’s got a great rack but I don’t really get the Sydney Sweeney love.

I mean, would (obviously), but she’s got them droopy eyes and sometimes looks kinda half-retarded

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.ZMdBef3E6YXNJOfJOrS5zQHaGU?rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain

[Maximum Overkill 1,740]

1 minute ago, IGotWorms said:

 

I mean, would (obviously), but she’s got them droopy eyes and sometimes looks kinda half-retarded

I actually agree. She's next door neighbor hot but nothing special. 

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14 hours ago, IGotWorms said:

She’s got a great rack but I don’t really get the Sydney Sweeney love.

I mean, would (obviously), but she’s got them droopy eyes and sometimes looks kinda half-retarded

She has eyes too?  I didn't notice

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,838]

14 hours ago, Maximum Overkill said:

I actually agree. She's next door neighbor hot but nothing special. 

You're nuts.  She's smokin' hot.

[iam90sbaby 2,489]

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[MLCKAA 545]

15 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

You're nuts.  She's smokin' hot.

This

[dain11279 963]

17 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

You're nuts.  She's smokin' hot.

Someone with a clue, thank you 

[Maximum Overkill 1,740]

24 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

You're nuts.  She's smokin' hot.

She's trailer park hot. The droopy eyes don't work for me 

She's still hot 

[MDC 7,132]

33 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

You're nuts.  She's smokin' hot.

Max O prefers chicks with diiks.  

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15 hours ago, IGotWorms said:

She’s got a great rack but I don’t really get the Sydney Sweeney love.

I mean, would (obviously), but she’s got them droopy eyes and sometimes looks kinda half-retarded

because you have a major touch of the ghey

[TimHauck 2,620]

It does seem like she is trying to cover her eyes in these photos, not that most people would be looking there 

[IGotWorms 4,057]

1 hour ago, iam90sbaby said:

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Is that some incel code?

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1 hour ago, edjr said:

because you have a major touch of the ghey

Maybe.

I’ve seen her IRL.

She is SUPER short. Like 5’?

And skinnier than all reason.

But dem tittays…

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1 hour ago, IGotWorms said:

Maybe.

I’ve seen her IRL.

She is SUPER short. Like 5’?

And skinnier than all reason.

But dem tittays…

Are you mad because she's taller than you?  If you put on your heels then maybe you'll be taller than her and won't be so intimidated by her height. 

But she's actually 5'3".  All every smokin' hot inch of her.

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1 hour ago, TimHauck said:

It does seem like she is trying to cover her eyes in these photos, not that most people would be looking there 

She has those Aubrey Plaza eyes.  Personally, I find that attractive, especially when they do colorful creative things with eye makeup.

[IGotWorms 4,057]

1 hour ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Are you mad because she's taller than you?  If you put on your heels then maybe you'll be taller than her and won't be so intimidated by her height. 

But she's actually 5'3".  All every smokin' hot inch of her.

5’3 my ass. Maybe in heels

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,838]

6 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

5’3 my ass. Maybe in heels

I don't know what to say.  That's what it says in her bio.

But, maybe you're onto something. I think I'll need to see every inch of her body up close and personal to verify your claims.  I'll take one for the team so you don't have to. 

[Engorgeous George 2,134]

As Scarlett Johanson ages out we need this replacement.  How does she look in red hair and a combat cat suit?

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3 hours ago, TimHauck said:

It does seem like she is trying to cover her eyes in these photos, not that most people would be looking there 

She's taking selfies in a mirror.  I don't think she's "trying to cover her eyes", she's just looking at her phone while snapping pics.

 

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39 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

I don't know what to say.  That's what it says in her bio.

But, maybe you're onto something. I think I'll need to see every inch of her body up close and personal to verify your claims.  I'll take one for the team so you don't have to. 

Wormy doesn't like girls. And he is about the same height as Guttershlt. So girls don't like him either. 

[IGotWorms 4,057]

13 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

Wormy doesn't like girls. And he is about the same height as Guttershlt. So girls don't like him either. 

I’m 6’2 and your mom suits me just fine

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2 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

I’m 6’2 and your mom suits me just fine

90 yo dead women are right up your alley. Just like I said. You're another guttercrap. 

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Just now, seafoam1 said:

90 yo dead women are right up your alley. Just like I said. You're another guttercrap. 

She wasn’t always 90. Or dead  

[seafoam1 2,803]

1 minute ago, IGotWorms said:

She wasn’t always 90. Or dead  

Well, you wouldn't have had a shot when she was alive. She wasn't a libtard, and she was attracted to a successful man like my father. Nothing like you. 

[iam90sbaby 2,489]

3 hours ago, IGotWorms said:

Is that some incel code?

It's hoe on a dialpad 

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On 7/7/2024 at 2:30 PM, IGotWorms said:

She’s got a great rack but I don’t really get the Sydney Sweeney love.

I mean, would (obviously), but she’s got them droopy eyes and sometimes looks kinda half-retarded

This is how I feel about her too. She's got big boobs. Other wise, her face is average at best and she's kind of a mediocre actress. And yes, her eyes have something just...weird about them. 

But I don't see the appeal other than men loving boobs. 

[IGotWorms 4,057]

15 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said:

This is how I feel about her too. She's got big boobs. Other wise, her face is average at best and she's kind of a mediocre actress. And yes, her eyes have something just...weird about them. 

But I don't see the appeal other than men loving boobs. 

Agree on her not being a very good actress. I wanted to like her as an actress because she does usually seem to pick interesting roles, but it’s just not there.

[DonS 3,292]

9 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

Agree on her not being a very good actress. I wanted to like her as an actress because she does usually seem to pick interesting roles, but it’s just not there.

They should give out an Oscar for "Outstanding Rack In A Lead Role".  That would help w viewership of their awards show.

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Obviously she is a 10/10 would bang. But I can also see people who think there is something "off" about her.  There was some unflattering scenes in Euphoria where she wasn't wearing makeup and her face was "Eh"

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2 minutes ago, purdygood said:

Obviously she is a 10/10 would bang. But I can also see people who think there is something "off" about her.  There was some unflattering scenes in Euphoria where she wasn't wearing makeup and her face was "Eh"

She's been in a few other things too, but even in those...it's about revealing clothing and boobs. 

She was in the rom-com "Anyone But You" and the premise was a cute story, but it just kind of...I dunno. She tried to bring the funny, but I just didn't buy it from her acting. She's not a comedic actress. I think she's kind of type cast herself from being on Euphoria; sex starved, showing skin, etc almost too early in her career. There's not a whole lot for her to do from there. 

Even her SNL skits have been about boobs/Hooters. She's not going to become like a long-term Julia Roberts or anything like that. She's also tried to do horror, and it's just not....there. 

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I actually think she has shown some acting chops in The Handmaids Tale and Euphoria. Those were pretty serious roles, and she did well. 

[MDC 7,132]

Thought you Sweeney fans should know she’ll be in a remake of Barbarella next year.

 

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She is hotter than 90% of what you will encounter in your lifetime.....

[nobody 2,564]

I was watching a movie called "anyone but you" or something like that, and I was thinking, "how did this woman get a lead in this movie.  She has no personality or charm."

Then they had a scene where she was in a bikini, and I was like, "oh, now I get it"

I didn't realize it was Ms. Sweeney until the end of the movie.  

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Them titties ain't retarded 

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Just now, kutulu said:

Them titties ain't retarded 

If anything makes you believe in God, it's those tittays!!! 

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23 hours ago, MDC said:

Thought you Sweeney fans should know she’ll be in a remake of Barbarella next year.

 

Wow, that was bad.