Sydney Sweeney once again proves it impossible to be gay

[supermike80 2,021]

9 minutes ago, nobody said:

Someone says sweeney has good genes/jeans in an ad and now my twitter timeline is full of people calling it racist to say some hot chick has good genes.  Like wtf is going on?

I swear.   I've seen some of this too.  Like what the ever loving hell is going on these days?   This is insane to me.  

[edjr 6,724]

10 minutes ago, nobody said:

Someone says sweeney has good genes/jeans in an ad and now my twitter timeline is full of people calling it racist to say some hot chick has good genes.  Like wtf is going on?

did they mean Jeans?

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5 minutes ago, edjr said:

did they mean Jeans?

They used both.  It is word play in the ads.

[supermike80 2,021]

I realize some people, more and more actually, are insane and social media is horrible...but I saw one post, comment, whatever commenting on her initials being SS and that was a total Nazi reference when combined with the good jeans/genes thing.

Jesus people...seriously.  Go outside.  enjoy some fresh air...Something

[Strike 5,825]

1 minute ago, supermike80 said:

I realize some people, more and more actually, are insane and social media is horrible...but I saw one post, comment, whatever commenting on her initials being SS and that was a total Nazi reference when combined with the good jeans/genes thing.

Jesus people...seriously.  Go outside.  enjoy some fresh air...Something

Jealous CBF's.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,688]

Some of them hate their hair. Makes em crazy. 

[Gladiators 2,018]

53 minutes ago, nobody said:

Someone says sweeney has good genes/jeans in an ad and now my twitter timeline is full of people calling it racist to say some hot chick has good genes.  Like wtf is going on?

Too many stupid people in this world...

[TheNewGirl 1,572]

2 hours ago, nobody said:

Someone says sweeney has good genes/jeans in an ad and now my twitter timeline is full of people calling it racist to say some hot chick has good genes.  Like wtf is going on?

I saw something on my social media about this, but didn't care to read more into it. Also, it's basically what I thought it was. Word play on an ad with a white person in it. 

People are bored. They NEED things to freak out about. 

[Fnord 2,370]

On 7/26/2025 at 8:19 PM, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

I feel like people who aren't attracted to her are either ghey or, well, ghey.  How long you been ghey? We have a GC Boyosexual club with rusty and his pals you could join.

Holdononecottonpickinminute!

Let's level set here. There are different strata of attractiveness. She is objectively attractive, and would almost certainly be the hottest chick at the bar. But there's bar hot and Hollywood actress/model hot, and she falls short of OMGSEXGODDESSHOTTESTTHINGEVER. Her face looks mildly downsy, and her eyes are weird. And she sounds vapid, especially in that AE spot.

We need an Offdee scale weigh-in. 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,688]

MAGA gets upset about illegals raping and killing. Leftards get upset about this. 

[TimHauck 3,100]

10 minutes ago, Fnord said:

Holdononecottonpickinminute!

Let's level set here. There are different strata of attractiveness. She is objectively attractive, and would almost certainly be the hottest chick at the bar. But there's bar hot and Hollywood actress/model hot, and she falls short of OMGSEXGODDESSHOTTESTTHINGEVER. Her face looks mildly downsy, and her eyes are weird. And she sounds vapid, especially in that AE spot.

We need an Offdee scale weigh-in. 

I think I realized something about her.  She does have a bit of a droopy face, but her face looks much better when she smiles.

Of course her face is not her biggest asset though 

[The Elevator Killer 659]

How lucky are we to live in an age where women look like this. How ugly must of women been in the past if sailors mistook manatees for mermaids?

[frank 2,323]

1 minute ago, The Elevator Killer said:

How lucky are we to live in an age where women look like this. How ugly must of women been in the past if sailors mistook manatees for mermaids?

Maybe manatees were much hotter back then.

[The Elevator Killer 659]

1 minute ago, frank said:

Maybe manatees were much hotter back then.

[TheNewGirl 1,572]

34 minutes ago, Fnord said:

Holdononecottonpickinminute!

Let's level set here. There are different strata of attractiveness. She is objectively attractive, and would almost certainly be the hottest chick at the bar. But there's bar hot and Hollywood actress/model hot, and she falls short of OMGSEXGODDESSHOTTESTTHINGEVER. Her face looks mildly downsy, and her eyes are weird. And she sounds vapid, especially in that AE spot.

We need an Offdee scale weigh-in. 

I've given my opinion of her in other threads, I am not Offdee scale, just an average woman. 

She has big boobs. And she's young, so they haven't reached her navel yet. Other than that, she looks tired all the time and has very droopy eyes/eyelids. I imagine she will also get this fixed one day when gravity catches up to her...all of this stuff just heads south as she will age. And depending on if she's taking care of herself, she will age quickly. 

Her acting is meh. I've seen her in Euphoria, Anyone But You (rom-com), and then some horror movie where she plays a nun. She talks like she's really just not intelligent. Not that any dudes here would care about a meaningful conversation with her, but she just comes off as someone you can't "talk" with.  

in short, she has big boobs. And the roles/pictures/modeling that she does, is all about that and sexualizing her. 

Isn't she also the one who had a soap line made with her own bathwater? Ew. 

 

[listen2me 23 1,918]

Shes hot.  But probably a bit overrated.

[RLLD 4,275]

3 minutes ago, listen2me 23 said:

Shes hot.  But probably a bit overrated.

This. 

[The Elevator Killer 659]

4 minutes ago, listen2me 23 said:

Shes hot.  But probably a bit overrated.

Aren't they all?

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,301]

9 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said:

I've given my opinion of her in other threads, I am not Offdee scale, just an average woman. 

She has big boobs. And she's young, so they haven't reached her navel yet. Other than that, she looks tired all the time and has very droopy eyes/eyelids. I imagine she will also get this fixed one day when gravity catches up to her...all of this stuff just heads south as she will age. And depending on if she's taking care of herself, she will age quickly. 

Her acting is meh. I've seen her in Euphoria, Anyone But You (rom-com), and then some horror movie where she plays a nun. She talks like she's really just not intelligent. Not that any dudes here would care about a meaningful conversation with her, but she just comes off as someone you can't "talk" with.  

in short, she has big boobs. And the roles/pictures/modeling that she does, is all about that and sexualizing her. 

Isn't she also the one who had a soap line made with her own bathwater? Ew. 

 

Wait...she talks too!?!?!?

I never noticed. 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,301]

52 minutes ago, Fnord said:

Holdononecottonpickinminute!

Let's level set here. There are different strata of attractiveness. She is objectively attractive, and would almost certainly be the hottest chick at the bar. But there's bar hot and Hollywood actress/model hot, and she falls short of OMGSEXGODDESSHOTTESTTHINGEVER. Her face looks mildly downsy, and her eyes are weird. And she sounds vapid, especially in that AE spot.

We need an Offdee scale weigh-in. 

And we were getting along so well and then you had to post this. 

[Fnord 2,370]

7 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

And we were getting along so well and then you had to post this. 

Christ man, whatta ya want from me? I admitted she's attractive. I just don't find her anywhere near the hottest woman in Hollywood, let alone the world.

I've got a thing for intelligent women. Bltches that sound dumb are an immediate turn-off (depending on how many drinks I've sunk). She has a nice body, but I prefer women that are more voluptuous, not skinny little things. I need to not worry about breaking them when things get frisky.

Tomato/tomahto, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, looks are subjective, blahblahblah

[seafoam1 3,243]

Guys that don't think hot chicks are hot are basically admitting the could never score a hot chick in their lives. 

[WhiteWonder 2,855]

18 minutes ago, listen2me 23 said:

Shes hot.  But probably a bit overrated.

exactly. more than a bit overrated, imo. 

of course she is attractive. 

Sydney Sweeney's fame stems from her compelling performances in popular television series like Euphoria and The White Lotus, along with her early roles in The Handmaid's Tale and Everything Sucks!

 

Were her performances compelling? I have heard of two of those shows and couldn't even remember her in Handmaid's Tale... not that I saw that many episodes. Her popularity seems to have exploded in the last 2 years as she seemingly is the newest female sex symbol. Did she go full nude in a show or movie that catapulted her? 

If I had to guess, I would say she won't have much staying power

[TBayXXXVII 2,612]

She's cute.  She's not hot.

[The Elevator Killer 659]

1 hour ago, Fnord said:

Christ man, whatta ya want from me? I admitted she's attractive. I just don't find her anywhere near the hottest woman in Hollywood, let alone the world.

I've got a thing for intelligent women. Bltches that sound dumb are an immediate turn-off (depending on how many drinks I've sunk). She has a nice body, but I prefer women that are more voluptuous, not skinny little things. I need to not worry about breaking them when things get frisky.

Tomato/tomahto, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, looks are subjective, blahblahblah

Are you looking for a woman or a bounce house? 

[blick 41]

She has a great body with Corky's face.

[seafoam1 3,243]

1 hour ago, The Elevator Killer said:

Are you looking for a woman or a bounce house? 

He can't get women. Hence, he brings up really dumb shlt. 

[TimHauck 3,100]

2 hours ago, WhiteWonder said:

exactly. more than a bit overrated, imo. 

of course she is attractive. 

Sydney Sweeney's fame stems from her compelling performances in popular television series like Euphoria and The White Lotus, along with her early roles in The Handmaid's Tale and Everything Sucks!

 

Were her performances compelling? I have heard of two of those shows and couldn't even remember her in Handmaid's Tale... not that I saw that many episodes. Her popularity seems to have exploded in the last 2 years as she seemingly is the newest female sex symbol. Did she go full nude in a show or movie that catapulted her? 

If I had to guess, I would say she won't have much staying power

My wife recently watched the whole series of a Handmaid’s tale.  I watched some of it, but never noticed her in it…

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,415]

2 hours ago, Fnord said:

Christ man, whatta ya want from me? I admitted she's attractive. I just don't find her anywhere near the hottest woman in Hollywood, let alone the world.

I've got a thing for intelligent women. Bltches that sound dumb are an immediate turn-off (depending on how many drinks I've sunk). She has a nice body, but I prefer women that are more voluptuous, not skinny little things. I need to not worry about breaking them when things get frisky.

Tomato/tomahto, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, looks are subjective, blahblahblah

Agree dude. I think she’s a lower tier version of Jaime Presley. I’d take the original over this younger knockoff and neither are my type 

[Fnord 2,370]

1 hour ago, The Elevator Killer said:

Are you looking for a woman or a bounce house? 

Depends on which has a better blower.

[The Elevator Killer 659]

1 minute ago, Fnord said:

Depends on which has a better blower.

[Fnord 2,370]

26 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

Agree dude. I think she’s a lower tier version of Jaime Presley. I’d take the original over this younger knockoff and neither are my type 

Good comp, they're pretty similar physically. Jaime Pressley sounds smarter than Sweeney, but I felt like she was overrated back in the day, too. 

[frank 2,323]

 

[kutulu 1,692]

Them titties ain't retarted 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,301]

6 hours ago, Fnord said:

Christ man, whatta ya want from me? I admitted she's attractive. I just don't find her anywhere near the hottest woman in Hollywood, let alone the world.

I've got a thing for intelligent women. Bltches that sound dumb are an immediate turn-off (depending on how many drinks I've sunk). She has a nice body, but I prefer women that are more voluptuous, not skinny little things. I need to not worry about breaking them when things get frisky.

Tomato/tomahto, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, looks are subjective, blahblahblah

Jesus, I'm not asking you to spend the rest of your life with her! 

If you poll 1000000 men on the subject, not a single one would say they're hittin' it because the women is "smart". 

[edjr 6,724]

6 hours ago, WhiteWonder said:

exactly. more than a bit overrated, imo. 

of course she is attractive. 

Sydney Sweeney's fame stems from her compelling performances in popular television series like Euphoria and The White Lotus, along with her early roles in The Handmaid's Tale and Everything Sucks!

 

Were her performances compelling? I have heard of two of those shows and couldn't even remember her in Handmaid's Tale... not that I saw that many episodes. Her popularity seems to have exploded in the last 2 years as she seemingly is the newest female sex symbol. Did she go full nude in a show or movie that catapulted her? 

If I had to guess, I would say she won't have much staying power

Never seen a single second of any of those

[edjr 6,724]

15 minutes ago, kutulu said:

Them titties ain't retarted 

you’d know

[kutulu 1,692]

5 minutes ago, edjr said:

you’d know

Your girlfriend is definitely special but I would go as far as retarted

[edjr 6,724]

1 hour ago, kutulu said:

Your girlfriend is definitely special but I would go as far as retarted

she said you have a small d1ck

[kutulu 1,692]

18 minutes ago, edjr said:

she said you have a small d1ck

She said you didn't even have one. Which probably explains your scissors details