Sydney Sweeney once again proves it impossible to be gay

[nobody 2,562]

1 minute ago, jerryskids said:

Wow, that was bad.   

She literally sounds like she's reading a grocery list.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,832]

2 minutes ago, nobody said:

She literally sounds like she's reading a grocery list.

Oh, I'm sorry.  She had speaking lines?  My bad, I wasn't paying attention to that.

[purdygood 334]

Again.  I'd use her for a couple nights.  But she's nothing special. Def not worth potentially losing half my money in a divorce over. 

[MDC 7,124]

27 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Wow, that was bad.   

I didn’t post that cause I thought it would be good!  

[IGotWorms 4,057]

23 hours ago, RLLD said:

She is hotter than 90% of what you will encounter in your lifetime.....

I’ve seen her IRL and she really isn’t. Sure you’d like to fock her but I see chicks like that most days

[seafoam1 2,799]

1 hour ago, IGotWorms said:

I’ve seen her IRL and she really isn’t. Sure you’d like to fock her but I see chicks like that most days

You trolling porn sites daily isn't seeing hot chicks around you in life. 

[DonS 3,292]

2 hours ago, purdygood said:

Again.  I'd use her for a couple nights.  But she's nothing special. Def not worth potentially losing half my money in a divorce over. 

Like she's going to take YOUR money.

 

[Hardcore troubadour 14,926]

On 8/3/2024 at 4:26 PM, MDC said:

Thought you Sweeney fans should know she’ll be in a remake of Barbarella next year.

 

Imagine being on top of this? What a wuss. 

[MDC 7,124]

Popped up in my YouTube feed and I thought of the GC. At least, the Geeks who are not consumed with trannies and political swordfights.

You’re welcome.  

[DonS 3,292]

I have a great idea for the movie poster tagline if they want to guarantee success:

Barbarella... Yes she gets nekkid

[purdygood 334]

4 hours ago, DonS said:

Like she's going to take YOUR money.

 

All i was saying is never get married.  Not even to this chick.  She aint all that. 
 

like they say.  The hottest girl youve ever seen in your life... guess what.  There is some dude out there who is tired of F'ing her. 

[jerryskids 6,559]

18 hours ago, purdygood said:

All i was saying is never get married.  Not even to this chick.  She aint all that. 
 

like they say.  The hottest girl youve ever seen in your life... guess what.  There is some dude out there who is tired of F'ing her. 

I understand this sentiment, but then I see Colin Jost in Tahiti to cover surfing for the Olympics, and married to Scarlett Johannsen, and I think... well, that doesn't suck.

I mentioned in another thread recently that if you find the right woman and both have the attitude of keeping in shape and prioritizing sex... it's better than being single IMO.  Sure, nothing quite competes with the thrill of the conquest, but you'd have to have a whole lotta conquests to make up for the sex you have with a woman who knows what you like.   

 

[Engorgeous George 2,126]

1 hour ago, jerryskids said:

I understand this sentiment, but then I see Colin Jost in Tahiti to cover surfing for the Olympics, and married to Scarlett Johannsen, and I think... well, that doesn't suck.

I mentioned in another thread recently that if you find the right woman and both have the attitude of keeping in shape and prioritizing sex... it's better than being single IMO.  Sure, nothing quite competes with the thrill of the conquest, but you'd have to have a whole lotta conquests to make up for the sex you have with a woman who knows what you like.   

 

Like Jim Brockmire loving Jules giving him the old fast ball sign up the keister?

[dain11279 963]

Update!@

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/C-vHoyaPu0Z/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

 

:boner:

 

[JuneJuly 193]

 

 

[TimHauck 2,612]

Still would of course, but doesn’t look super great here in pics from some paparazzi hiding in the bushes

https://nypost.com/2024/12/12/entertainment/sydney-sweeney-shows-off-bikini-body-lounging-outside-13-million-florida-keys-mansion/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=nypost

[jerryskids 6,559]

1 hour ago, TimHauck said:

Still would of course, but doesn’t look super great here in pics from some paparazzi hiding in the bushes

https://nypost.com/2024/12/12/entertainment/sydney-sweeney-shows-off-bikini-body-lounging-outside-13-million-florida-keys-mansion/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=nypost

Wut?  You expect paparazzi pics to look better than that?   

[Reality 3,096]

Tell me you're gay without telling me you're gay.

[wiffleball 4,788]

She is one of a few women who seem (to me) to have suddenly showed up everywhere -  out of nowhere. 

Saw her on snl. Pretty, but not breathtaking. 

[TimHauck 2,612]

10 hours ago, jerryskids said:

Wut?  You expect paparazzi pics to look better than that?   

I mean considering she’s in a bikini, yeah, kinda

[IGotWorms 4,057]

6 hours ago, TimHauck said:

I mean considering she’s in a bikini, yeah, kinda

She looks as good as any woman would without all the makeup and spray tans and airbrushing etc etc 

[TimHauck 2,612]

Just now, IGotWorms said:

She looks as good as any woman would without all the makeup and spray tans and airbrushing etc etc 

Agree, she is obviously well above average.  But she may be a bit overrated when put into the category of “proves it’s impossible to be gay”

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,832]

6 hours ago, TimHauck said:

Agree, she is obviously well above average.  But she may be a bit overrated when put into the category of “proves it’s impossible to be gay”

Dude...when you find yourself in a hole - stop digging. 

How to tell people yur ghey w/out telling them yur ghey:

Tim Hauck: "Sydney Sweeney isn't really that good looking that she wouldn't make a man turn ghey"

[Hardcore troubadour 14,926]

1 minute ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Dude...when you find yourself in a hole - stop digging. 

How to tell people yur ghey w/out telling them yur ghey:

Tim Hauck: "Sydney Sweeney isn't really that good looking that she wouldn't make a man turn ghey"

Is he from FBG’s?

[The Real timschochet 6,410]

I keep opening this thread hoping somebody linked another hot photo of Sydney Sweeney. Instead all I get is talk. You guys suck. 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,832]

1 hour ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Is he from FBG’s?

no idea.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,832]

40 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

I keep opening this thread hoping somebody linked another hot photo of Sydney Sweeney. Instead all I get is talk. You guys suck. 

I agree.  Less talk, more sydney sweeney pics. 

[TimHauck 2,612]

10 hours ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Dude...when you find yourself in a hole - stop digging. 

How to tell people yur ghey w/out telling them yur ghey:

Tim Hauck: "Sydney Sweeney isn't really that good looking that she wouldn't make a man turn ghey"

You act like righties haven’t made similar comments about her…

On 7/7/2024 at 5:32 PM, Maximum Overkill said:

I actually agree. She's next door neighbor hot but nothing special. 

 

On 3/4/2024 at 6:57 AM, TommyGavin said:

That was dumb and she really is not that hot. 

 

On 3/4/2024 at 7:37 AM, supermike80 said:

It was uber dumb.   Her body is an A++  Face?  B--

 

[avoiding injuries 1,508]

Damn. How did a thread on a hot woman get political?

[TimHauck 2,612]

5 minutes ago, avoiding injuries said:

Damn. How did a thread on a hot woman get political?

Because people were calling others gay if they didn’t drool over Sweeney.  And of course to the GC, gay = lib.

But to appease @The Real timschochet and @EternalShinyAndChrome, if we’re talking hot Sydney’s, I prefer Sydney Thomas, the viral ring girl from the Paul/Tyson fight (although her rack is obviously fake).  This was the first result in a Twitter search and interestingly enough it’s a “Sydney Sweeney fan account” calling Sydney Thomas the hottest woman on earth

https://twitter.com/sweeney2addison/status/1866884050394272053

[seafoam1 2,799]

Sydney Sweeney once again proves it impossible to be gay

TimCrack and mdcack prove this wrong. 

[lickin_starfish 1,890]

Sydney Sweeney is hot enough to almost make TimHuack stop showering with kids.

[dain11279 963]

She had to bulk up and probably be not tan for that boxing movie she did. She’ll be back to be an absolute rocket in no time. And she’s still a 9/10 in these photos. People saying she’s fat and ugly are wild

[5-Points 3,387]

On 8/3/2024 at 2:10 PM, RLLD said:

She is hotter than 90% of what you will encounter in your lifetime.....

Meh, her face is kinda Downsy. 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,832]

3 hours ago, TimHauck said:

Because people were calling others gay if they didn’t drool over Sweeney.  And of course to the GC, gay = lib.

But to appease @The Real timschochet and @EternalShinyAndChrome, if we’re talking hot Sydney’s, I prefer Sydney Thomas, the viral ring girl from the Paul/Tyson fight (although her rack is obviously fake).  This was the first result in a Twitter search and interestingly enough it’s a “Sydney Sweeney fan account” calling Sydney Thomas the hottest woman on earth

https://twitter.com/sweeney2addison/status/1866884050394272053

Really?  Or people saying that it would not make someone gay?  Like you, for example:

  21 hours ago, TimHauck said:

Agree, she is obviously well above average.  But she may be a bit overrated when put into the category of “proves it’s impossible to be gay”

[TimHauck 2,612]

1 hour ago, 5-Points said:

Meh, her face is kinda Downsy. 

Gay!!!

[TimHauck 2,612]

4 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Really?  Or people saying that it would not make someone gay?  Like you, for example:

  21 hours ago, TimHauck said:

Agree, she is obviously well above average.  But she may be a bit overrated when put into the category of “proves it’s impossible to be gay”

Uh, learn to read.  That’s not what I said 

[The Real timschochet 6,410]

5 hours ago, TimHauck said:

Because people were calling others gay if they didn’t drool over Sweeney.  And of course to the GC, gay = lib.

But to appease @The Real timschochet and @EternalShinyAndChrome, if we’re talking hot Sydney’s, I prefer Sydney Thomas, the viral ring girl from the Paul/Tyson fight (although her rack is obviously fake).  This was the first result in a Twitter search and interestingly enough it’s a “Sydney Sweeney fan account” calling Sydney Thomas the hottest woman on earth

https://twitter.com/sweeney2addison/status/1866884050394272053

Your post has been deleted. I am not appeased. 

[TimHauck 2,612]

18 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

Your post has been deleted. I am not appeased. 

That’s weird.  This looks to be her actual account (but unfortunately for you she appears to be a Trump fan)

https://twitter.com/itssydneythomas/status/1862002501794353504
 

[The Real timschochet 6,410]

8 minutes ago, TimHauck said:

That’s weird.  This looks to be her actual account (but unfortunately for you she appears to be a Trump fan)

https://twitter.com/itssydneythomas/status/1862002501794353504
 

Doesn’t do much for me. There’s something different about Sweeney.