Mufaletta 70 Posted February 19 Killer asteroid incoming in 8 years! https://www.yahoo.com/news/odds-city-killer-asteroid-hitting-171954307.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 3,838 Posted February 19 3 minutes ago, Mufaletta said: Killer asteroid incoming in 8 years! https://www.yahoo.com/news/odds-city-killer-asteroid-hitting-171954307.html OMG! TRUMP!!!! THANKS A LOT!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
League Champion 1,896 Posted February 19 That's like when the Autistic Girl told us that the World was going to end. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkeye21 2,382 Posted February 19 If the earth is flat, like some believe, we can easily fix this. We have to coordinate the entire nation to all run the same direction and then stop abruptly. It works with sliding a rug over. Just need to scootch the earth over a bit and we're in the clear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tree of Knowledge 1,702 Posted February 19 Another Disaster inherited by Trump from the failed Biden/Harris regime. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 1,289 Posted February 19 They've been working on the ability to alter a meteorite's course, so I'm guessing this will give them the boost in funding they want, whoever they is. If this calculation is correct, 3.1% is a very very very high chance considering the result if it impacts Earth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 521 Posted February 19 It's not an Earth killer, it's a city killer. Now we just have to guide it to the right city. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
League Champion 1,896 Posted February 19 Just now, The Elevator Killer said: It's not an Earth killer, it's a city killer. Now we just have to guide it to the right city. Let's start in LA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 521 Posted February 19 Just now, League Champion said: Let's start in LA LA is doing a fine job in destroying it self. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
League Champion 1,896 Posted February 19 Just now, The Elevator Killer said: LA is doing a fine job in destroying it self. Truth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 1,289 Posted February 19 1 minute ago, The Elevator Killer said: It's not an Earth killer, it's a city killer. Now we just have to guide it to the right city. But scientists claim a meteorite wiped out all of the dinosaurs. If that's correct, wouldn't this meteorite wipe out all humans and large animals? Or is this meteorite smaller in size then that one that hit in Mexico all those millions of years ago? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
League Champion 1,896 Posted February 19 3 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said: It's not an Earth killer, it's a city killer. Now we just have to guide it to the right city. Can we somehow guide it to WeePaws Trailer in Nevada? @weepaws 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TBayXXXVII 2,484 Posted February 19 27 minutes ago, Mufaletta said: Killer asteroid incoming in 8 years! https://www.yahoo.com/news/odds-city-killer-asteroid-hitting-171954307.html Does this coincide with AOC's 12 year's declaration? Edit: CLOSE!!! In 2019 she said 12 years... 2032 will be 13. Hmmm.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 521 Posted February 19 6 minutes ago, Gepetto said: But scientists claim a meteorite wiped out all of the dinosaurs. If that's correct, wouldn't this meteorite wipe out all humans and large animals? Or is this meteorite smaller in size then that one that hit in Mexico all those millions of years ago? It's smaller. But it could put a hurting on Tehran. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 14,934 Posted February 19 I won a Super Bowl BOX and my odds were 1 in 100 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patented Phil 1,469 Posted February 19 1 hour ago, TBayXXXVII said: Does this coincide with AOC's 12 year's declaration? Edit: CLOSE!!! In 2019 she said 12 years... 2032 will be 13. Hmmm.... She said, “The earth will be gone in, like, 12 years”. So technically she’s spot-on. Or, like, she always says like and she really meant 12 years exactly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,347 Posted February 19 Where's Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck when we need them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jbycho 593 Posted February 19 1 hour ago, The Elevator Killer said: It's not an Earth killer, it's a city killer. Now we just have to guide it to the right city. San Francisco or Philadelphia it is then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easilyscan 863 Posted February 20 3 hours ago, League Champion said: Let's start in LA I vote for Minneapolis/St Paul AKA: Little Mogadishu https://www.imagebam.com/view/MEZR6PR If anyone wants to watch a dark depressing movie related to an event like this........ https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0156729/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_8_tt_8_nm_0_in_0_q_last%20night Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real timschochet 6,421 Posted February 20 Not really worried about an asteroid but it is concerning that Doge has basically suspended all NASA research projects. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 2,803 Posted February 20 1 minute ago, The Real timschochet said: Not really worried about an asteroid but it is concerning that Doge has basically suspended all NASA research projects. Yeah. Be scared of what the team is going to find out. Just like all the other liberal crooks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,659 Posted February 20 There's a 100 percent chance 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 14,934 Posted February 20 I’d vote Portland or Seattle. Just get the Seahawks out of there. That would really mess up the schedule. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,315 Posted February 20 They knew what were getting into. I say, let it crash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 3,157 Posted February 20 100% chance. earth will be destroyed 2 Peter 3:10. But the day of the Lord will come like a thief, and then the heavens will pass away with a roar, and the heavenly bodies will be burned up and dissolved, and the Earth and the works that are done on it will be exposed. Luke 12:49. I came to cast fire on the earth, and would that it were already kindled. Indeed Amen Thanks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 521 Posted February 20 https://www.foxnews.com/us/nasa-looking-ways-destroy-asteroid-could-strike-earth-kill-city They are looking at ways to destroy it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HB Localboy 121 Posted February 20 I'm pretty sure that if an asteroid was going to plow into the earth that Elon would be able to save us. Elon was sent by God to save the earth! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grace Under Pressure 72 Posted February 20 The asteroid is around 100-200 feet in diameter. Impacts would be regional. The latest update is 0.3% chance of impact. https://blogs.nasa.gov/planetarydefense/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mufaletta 70 Posted February 25 Now down to 0.28%. But it is definitely taking out the moon, which is bad news for surfers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fnord 2,051 Posted February 25 7 minutes ago, Mufaletta said: Now down to 0.28%. But it is definitely taking out the moon, which is bad news for surfers. I read earlier today that they had completely ruled out the possibility of hitting earth. Moon wasn't mentioned, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 4,237 Posted February 25 quick throw money at it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites