Mungwater 588 Posted August 29, 2016 Anything you 'mos want me to ask him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted August 29, 2016 Ask him if you can be the pitcher for once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted August 29, 2016 Ask him if you can be the pitcher for once. View is better on the bottom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted August 29, 2016 Natural, landing strip or bare? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted August 29, 2016 It's about dern time. Say hi to the big guy for me. Where you guys meeting? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted August 29, 2016 What does Ernies pecker taste like ? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted August 29, 2016 Plan wiffs intervention Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted August 29, 2016 Ask him if he knows there are better beers than Bud Light. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,091 Posted August 29, 2016 Ask him if he knows there are better beers than Bud Light. Yes. Miller Lite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rholio 339 Posted August 29, 2016 Don't trust him to bring the condoms, buy your own. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted August 29, 2016 You spelled meat wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted August 29, 2016 Yes. Miller Lite. I couldn't remember which one of those you drank. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,315 Posted August 29, 2016 Hope your date goes well. Remember to jerk off beforehand Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted August 29, 2016 Hope your date goes well. Remember to jerk off beforehand Done Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted August 29, 2016 I left my retainer at his place. can you pick it up for me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted August 29, 2016 Seriously, ask him what WUFAH means. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 314 Posted August 29, 2016 I just did a quick analysis of both Mung's and Bert's content on the forearm. It is more likely that Mung cuts off Berts haid than it is for Bert to cut off Mung's haid. Both highly intelligent. Both possibly nuts. Both may have anger issues. Hope you 2 have a nice date and nobody's a serial killer! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted August 29, 2016 I just did a quick analysis of both Mung's and Bert's content on the forearm. It is more likely that Mung cuts off Berts haid than it is for Bert to cut off Mung's haid. Both highly intelligent. Both possibly nuts. Both may have anger issues. Hope you 2 have a nice date and nobody's a serial killer! God, I hope not. Forehead is 90% of their respective body weight. Drinking with those two is like hanging out at Easter Island. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,145 Posted August 29, 2016 Hope you 2 have a nice date and nobody's a serial killer! Is he going to be there too? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted August 29, 2016 Mung, perhaps we should go over a few of the basic rules before you go out tonight. For example, single bartenders get seriously wigged out when you stay in the parking lot in your car and leer at them for half an hour. Poor girl spent the entire time dialing 9 and 1.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted August 29, 2016 Mung, perhaps we should go over a few of the basic rules before you go out tonight. For example, single bartenders get seriously wigged out when you stay in the parking lot in your car and leer at them for half an hour. Poor girl spent the entire time dialing 9 and 1.... I was one the phone.. It was when I whipped it out that freaked her out the most Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,091 Posted August 30, 2016 God, I hope not. Forehead is 90% of their respective body weight. Drinking with those two is like hanging out at Easter Island. That sh!t is funny and accurate! You Shrek looking mofo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,315 Posted August 30, 2016 How was teh secks? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 928 Posted August 30, 2016 Did you take your morning-after pill today? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted August 30, 2016 Waiting on one of them to start a thread about sh1tting blood... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted August 30, 2016 That sh!t is funny and accurate! You Shrek looking mofo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted August 30, 2016 There was a bartender that was sexy as hell who you just knew she was a freak, would make for a great night but you wouldn't want her to know where you live. But me and Bert didn't have the secks.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted August 30, 2016 There was a bartender that was sexy as hell who you just knew she was a freak, would make for a great night but you wouldn't want her to know where you live. But me and Bert didn't have the secks.. You just be really hideous. Bert can't afford to be picky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted August 31, 2016 Waiting on one of them to start a thread about being an alias... Sure you did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,917 Posted August 31, 2016 So did Ernie swallow? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,335 Posted August 31, 2016 There was a bartender that was sexy as hell who you just knew she was a freak, would make for a great night but you wouldn't want her to know where you live. Eiffel Tower worthy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted August 31, 2016 But me and Bert didn't have the secks.. That shiat may have worked with Clinton, but oral is still secks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted June 26, 2017 Round two fvcknuts, anything you want to know? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted June 26, 2017 Why the fock would there be anything I wanted to know? Is he a wise holy monk or something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted June 26, 2017 How's his son doing? I forgot what he said his sons AFSC was (or maybe he didn't). Is his son out of tech school and at his permanent duty station? (Should be but I know he can get washed back or some tech schools take a while) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted June 26, 2017 How's his son doing? I forgot what he said his sons AFSC was (or maybe he didn't). Is his son out of tech school and at his permanent duty station? (Should be but I know he can get washed back or some tech schools take a while)You're thinking of patweisers, retard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted June 26, 2017 You're thinking of patweisers, retard Dammit I keep getting those two mixed up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,091 Posted June 26, 2017 A sh!t hole in that fancy part of town where Mung lives. The guy that invented those super awesome table balancing things use to own the place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted June 26, 2017 A sh!t hole in that fancy part of town where Mung lives. The guy that invented those super awesome table balancing things use to own the place. It isn't a fancy part of town if I live there Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
