wiffleball 4,640 Posted October 10, 2018 Okay, suck maybe a strong term. But I never know what to do with them. Do you butter the outside? Or do you only better the two inside Parts when you snap the thing in half? I mean, they're great for other recipes I guess. But in and out of them self? Maybe one of the worst bread products ever. Give me a damn biscuit any day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted October 10, 2018 They are so flaky and good. The flakiness is what makes them. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted October 10, 2018 I don't like flaky. If I want flakes, I'll eat cereal. I want Bready. Also why I don't like a lot of Greek food. Like baklava? Gross. All of the different layers of flaky dough conspire together to give you a consistency of like particle board. Hurts my teeth just thinking about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,083 Posted October 10, 2018 They are awesome despite the lack of way to properly butter. Best thing about Crescent rolls are the fact you can put stuff in them before baking and bake the roll around anything. Get those mozzerall sticks, cut one in half, wrap that in a pepperoni, then wrap the triangle of the dough crescent roll on that. Bake that SOB for a bit until golden brown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,083 Posted October 10, 2018 I don't like flaky. If I want flakes, I'll eat cereal. I want Bready. Also why I don't like a lot of Greek food. Like baklava? Gross. All of the different layers of flaky dough conspire together to give you a consistency of like particle board. Hurts my teeth just thinking about it. Put some dark chocolate and caramel in an unbaked triangle of a crescent roll and bake it. Good Eats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted October 10, 2018 It's "in and of themselves"... nerd. Also, I agree, they suck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,652 Posted October 10, 2018 Goood with ketchup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted October 10, 2018 Put some dark chocolate and caramel in an unbaked triangle of a crescent roll and bake it. Good Eats. Spread Nutella on them and roll them up then bake. Take diced pepperonis and mix with cream cheese. Put some in the middle of half a crescent roll and ball it up then bake. Both delicious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,545 Posted October 10, 2018 Dip them in the melted butter condiment bucket. YWIA 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted October 10, 2018 Certain situations they are very good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted October 10, 2018 Crazy how texture, smell & looks are as important as taste. loves me some crescent rolls btw Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,286 Posted October 10, 2018 Talk like that will get you ignored faster than your political threads. Quit being crazy. Crescent rolls are awesome. To quote some of the posters here.... "What's wrong with you" "You need help" And so on 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,381 Posted October 10, 2018 You shut your wh0re mouth! they are delicious goodness sent from the gods. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted October 10, 2018 Loves me them bikits where you can peel off layers of them. Perfect for biscuits and gravy. Also perfect for making little turkey or ham or whatever sliders around Thanksgiving time. The only reason they call them crescents is because Americans are too unsophisticated to call them by their French name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,286 Posted October 10, 2018 Loves me them bikits where you can peel off layers of them. Perfect for biscuits and gravy. Also perfect for making little turkey or ham or whatever sliders around Thanksgiving time. The only reason they call them crescents is because Americans are too unsophisticated to call them by their French name. Jesus what's next? Gonna rip on spam too? Heathen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted October 10, 2018 It's "in and of themselves"... nerd. Also, I agree, they suck. He grasp of language is actually really good. Most of his errors are intentional. I wish I could say the same about his reasoning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,031 Posted October 10, 2018 Mmmmmm....crescent rolls..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,031 Posted October 10, 2018 He grasp of language is actually really good. Um, huh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted October 10, 2018 Um, huh? Talk bigly good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the s is ilent 69 Posted October 10, 2018 They're like biscuits. Great hot, not so much cool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted October 11, 2018 Goood with ketchup. Savage. Is ketchup a condiment? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,545 Posted October 11, 2018 Savage. Is ketchup a condiment? I think it's a fruit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted October 11, 2018 I think it's a fruit? But seen as a veggie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,091 Posted October 11, 2018 Take a tube of cresant rolls. Press the dough into rectangles. Mix cooked breakfast sausage, cream cheese, diced jalepanos, garlic power and black pepper. Put mixture in the center of rectangle, seel and back. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted October 11, 2018 Take a tube of cresant rolls. Press the dough into rectangles. Mix cooked breakfast sausage, cream cheese, diced jalepanos, garlic power and black pepper. Put mixture in the center of rectangle, seel and back. Sounds great Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,083 Posted October 11, 2018 Take a tube of cresant rolls. Press the dough into rectangles. Mix cooked breakfast sausage, cream cheese, diced jalepanos, garlic power and black pepper. Put mixture in the center of rectangle, seel and back. Holy Shiot that sounds amazing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted October 11, 2018 Bake crescent rolls with Parmesan and cilantro. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted October 11, 2018 Take a tube of cresant rolls. Press the dough into rectangles. Mix cooked breakfast sausage, cream cheese, diced jalepanos, garlic power and black pepper. Put mixture in the center of rectangle, seel and back. I would add a little shredded cheese to it as well. Maybe some bacon crumbles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,083 Posted October 11, 2018 I would add a little shredded cheese to it as well. Maybe some bacon crumbles. Already have cream cheese and sausage. I appreciate the thought but dont mess with perfection. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted October 11, 2018 Already have cream cheese and sausage. I appreciate the thought but dont mess with perfection. Nah. Gotta add some shredded cheese. And the bacon gives it a bit of a crunch with I appreciate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted October 11, 2018 A ham and melty cheese croissant is heavenly. Crescent rolls sure, delicious. I love all bread really. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted October 11, 2018 Take a tube of cresant rolls. Press the dough into rectangles. Mix cooked breakfast sausage, cream cheese, diced jalepanos, garlic power and black pepper. Put mixture in the center of rectangle, seel and back.I would bake it. Better then seel and back. That's just me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,083 Posted October 11, 2018 A ham and melty cheese croissant is heavenly. Crescent rolls sure, delicious. I love all bread really. Good call. Put ham and Swiss inside, roll and bake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,145 Posted October 11, 2018 roll and bake. Then you'll really want some crescent rolls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted October 11, 2018 Then you'll really want some crescent rolls. Wake and Bake Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted October 11, 2018 Wake and Bake Shake and bake Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,083 Posted October 11, 2018 Nah. Gotta add some shredded cheese. And the bacon gives it a bit of a crunch with I appreciate.Out of all the things on this bored this is about to piss me off the most. You dont eat sausage with bacon (or vice versa). It ruins one of them. Yeah, lets get a bacon egg and cheese biscuit but.....add sausage. No. No. No! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,514 Posted October 11, 2018 love croissants. crescent rolls are ok on their own. mrs and daughter like putting honey on them. they are a poor man's puff pastry dough. you can do a lot with it when rolling or stuffing.... can go sweet or savory. mini wellingtons brush with melted butter. grated parm, garlic, pesto, proscuitto ham/turkey/roast beef (whatever) with cheese and other non-butter/ketchup condiments. essentially, anything you could do with a sandwich cream cheese (or mascarpone) with jelly or fruit, nutela, chocolate sauce, caramel, marshmallow (whatever), chips, toffee, nuts, m&ms etc Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted October 11, 2018 Shake and bake 2 different things ?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted October 11, 2018 Out of all the things on this bored this is about to piss me off the most. You dont eat sausage with bacon (or vice versa). It ruins one of them. Yeah, lets get a bacon egg and cheese biscuit but.....add sausage. No. No. No! This guy gets it. It's like adding a mini-skirt to yoga pants. Both are great individually, but together? For God's sake man... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites