My 8 yr old wants a pair of yeezy’s for Christmas

[vuduchile 1,941]

I didnt even know what they were, but apparently their launches are more anticipated and over hyped than any air Jordan, with exorbitant prices to match.

 

I told him hes not getting them and why. He also needs to spend less time on the internet.

[Gladiators 1,904]

Are these the Ball shoes? If so, you have the right to smack your son. Tell him its from me.

[porkbutt 861]

omg i just googled ...kanye west?? if my son asked for them i'd smack him across the fockin mouth

[Gladiators 1,904]

omg i just googled ...kanye west?? if my son asked for them i'd smack him across the fockin mouth

I didnt Google it. If what you say is true, he should be smacked twice. Once for me and once for porkbutt.

[cyclone24 1,814]

Sounds like someone is gonna get Jon Benet Ramsey’ed for christmas.

 

 

 

Too soon?

[Brad GLuckman 518]

I know you're not supposed to say you hate your own kids,but like....do you?

[edjr 5,564]

Yeezus, are you kidding me?

[tanatastic 2,061]

Kanyes overpriced shoes. Not in a million years.

[fandandy 3,311]

That's why you never send your white kid to a school named after a black man.

[vuduchile 1,941]

He somehow knows of Kanye and Kim Kardashian and that Kim has a humongous booty as he put it.

[lickin_starfish 1,480]

You need to whiten that kid up before it's too late.

[vuduchile 1,941]

You need to whiten that kid up before it's too late.

Yeah. We were gonna go fishin tomorrow, but I will probably take him lynchin instead.

[IMMensaMind 459]

Yeah. We were gonna go fishin tomorrow, but I will probably take him lynchin instead.

To the fish, it's the same thing.

[porkbutt 861]

You need to whiten that kid up before it's too late.

new balance and cargo shorts STAT!!!!

[Gladiators 1,904]

I should also note that if his mom buys him the shoes, you should punch the kid's dad in the nuts.

[TimmySmith 2,782]

Never buy your kid anything that some knucklehead thug might want.

[tanatastic 2,061]

Never buy your kid anything that some knucklehead thug might want.

Absolutely this. A kid walking around in yeezys flaunting his 800$ iPhone is a prime target for theft.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Those look sweeeeeet! A good father would buy them for him.

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,584]

wow, I have never spanked my son, but this would be grounds for it

[kilroy69 994]

You need to get that kid into something soon. Sports. Girls. Fock. Anything. Next thing ya know. He's gonna be banging a Kardashian knockoff with just the problems and not the money.

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,584]

You need to get that kid into something soon. Sports. Girls. Fock. Anything. Next thing ya know. He's gonna be banging a Kardashian knockoff with just the problems and not the money.

 

well its a good thing those are a dime a dozen

[naomi 343]

Oy vey

[IGotWorms 3,315]

God help you

[cbfalcon 824]

Kanye = genius

 

If you can pull off the miracle of getting new ones at list price ($200 is so), you can immediately resell them for $3K plus. Just sayin

[TommyGavin 788]

I think it's cute. He wants to help the negro. Big heart he has.

[Djgb13 2,338]

Welp this ones a lost cause. Time to burn it and grow another one

[peenie 1,690]

There are Yeezy sneakers as old as your son. There may be a new one coming out but there have been Yeezy sneakers out for many years.

 

Kanye West is not associated with thugs.

 

My daughter has never had a pair of Jordans or Timberlands or any such shoes. I bought whatever was on sale at stores like Kohls or Payless. Now that I can afford nicer sneakers I buy Asics.

 

My sister is a high school English teacher and basketball coach. She said no one in her school could afford Yeezys.