Out of China

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

So Im out for the summer. Spent the last two days in Hong Kong.

 

Man I love that city. Just such a crazy happening place. Expensive as Fock though. Probably similar to New York, although I have never been.

 

I love the food there. Just walk into any random place and its fire. Killer food from all over. Went to a random hole in the wall Vietnamese place one night. Was awesome. Last night went to a Korean bbq buffet. You get plates of raw meat (like 30 different kinds) and cook it on a grill in the table. All you can eat, and all the beer you want, like $35 a person. I ate myself into a meat and kimchi coma.

 

In Manila now. Gotta go get a document from the us embassy stating Im not married so I can get my marriage license. Then off to the province. Hang out here for almost 2 months.

 

Its so nice to be out in the free world. Internet works correctly. Food is good. People more or less speak the Kings. It aint home, but itll do.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 2,517]

Congrats!

 

Also, you paid $35 to cook your own food? I'd like to meet the marketing genius behind that.

[Voltaire 4,559]

Have fun. How safe is the Philippines?

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Congrats!

 

Also, you paid $35 to cook your own food? I'd like to meet the marketing genius behind that.

Its kinda cool.

 

Basically they put a big pot of burning coal down into your table, and put a metal plate over it. All the meat is sliced pretty thin. They had a dozen kinds of bacon (I crushed me some spicy pork belly) and lots of beef and chicken and seafood.

 

I actually think that concept would work in America. Like fondue but for men.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Have fun. How safe is the Philippines?

Manila is pretty sketchy, crime wise. We are just here for the night, I go to the embassy tomorrow and were out.

 

And there are parts of the far south that have a bit of a Muslim problem. They kidnapped a few white folk here and there.

 

The rest of the country is fine. Well be in the sticks for a month, then the wedding. My folks and some friends from china are flying in. Then we will all go to another island for a honeymoon trip.

 

There are some really beautiful places here. Palawan is often rated the best island in the world. You can scuba dive Japanese WWII ships, swim with whale sharks, etc. gorgeous beaches.

 

And it is cheap as Fock here. You know how one dollar is like ¥7? ¥1 is 8 pesos.

 

Its fairy similar to vacationing in Mexico actually.

[fandandy 3,311]

Awesome. Enjoy. If your future bride has any single horny hot sisters or cousins or nieces let us know.

 

Stay safe and hopefully your not in the South. Mooslims.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Awesome. Enjoy. If your future bride has any single horny hot sisters or cousins or nieces let us know.

 

Stay safe and hopefully your not in the South. Mooslims.

No, we are in the north. We dont go down there.

 

We checked into the hotel tonight... some old ass white guy, maybe 70s, was with a hot as maybe 20 year old. You see that a lot here. They are all about the americanos.

 

Mine has nine sisters, but shes the youngest and definitely hottest. She has a pretty fine stable of cousins though. Feel free to swing by, Im sure we can hook you up.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 2,517]

No, we are in the north. We dont go down there.

 

We checked into the hotel tonight... some old ass white guy, maybe 70s, was with a hot as ###### maybe 20 year old. You see that a lot here. They are all about the americanos.

 

Mine has nine sisters, but shes the youngest and definitely hottest. She has a pretty fine stable of cousins though. Feel free to swing by, Im sure we can hook you up.

 

Leaving now. Will let you know when in country.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

 

Leaving now. Will let you know when in country.

I am told there are bars here called number bars. Basically, you walk in, and there are a bunch of naked chicks dancing. They wear numbers on garters.

 

You tell the guy in charge what number (or numbers) you want, pay the fee, and take them wherever you like.

 

I have a friend that used to come here a lot on long weekends. Hed get three girls, a sh!tload of booze and weed and shabu (crystal meth) and have a two or three day bender orgy.

 

Here and Cambodia are supposedly where you can get real damn sleazy if you wish. Thailand too of course.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 2,517]

I am told there are bars here called number bars. Basically, you walk in, and there are a bunch of naked chicks dancing. They wear numbers on garters.

 

You tell the guy in charge what number (or numbers) you want, pay the fee, and take them wherever you like.

 

I have a friend that used to come here a lot on long weekends. Hed get three girls, a sh!tload of booze and weed and shabu (crystal meth) and have a two or three day bender orgy.

 

Here and Cambodia are supposedly where you can get real damn sleazy if you wish. Thailand too of course.

 

Yikes! That seems like an opportunity to catch Black Syphilis.

 

How are the hygiene/medical standards out there?

[jerryskids 5,206]

We checked into the hotel tonight... some old ass white guy, maybe 70s, was with a hot as ###### maybe 20 year old. You see that a lot here. They are all about the americanos.

 

 

Or she was working. I was alone in a Singapore bar one night... white guy, alone, dressed nice, it was like chum in shark waters. A cute Asian chick started chatting me up and I was oblivious; finally I asked what she did for a living and she said "are you going to make me say it out loud."

Me:

 

Anyway she was from Manila. I asked if she lived in Singapore and she said no, she spends 3 weeks in Singapore and one week back home. Me: Why is that? Her: Think about it.

Me:

 

At that point I told her I wasn't looking for companionship so that she could go find a paying customer...

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

 

Yikes! That seems like an opportunity to catch Black Syphilis.

 

How are the hygiene/medical standards out there?

I have no idea honestly. Not my scene.

[ZeroTolerance 582]

Congrats!

 

Also, you paid $35 to cook your own food? I'd like to meet the marketing genius behind that.

They have those in Japan also, I will probably make a couple stops there in September. Menu with a bunch of different cuts of meat, grill in the center of the table. All you can eat and drink. Think it ended up around $35 for both.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

 

Yikes! That seems like an opportunity to catch Black Syphilis.

 

 

I regret looking that up after lunch.

[fandandy 3,311]

I am told there are bars here called number bars. Basically, you walk in, and there are a bunch of naked chicks dancing. They wear numbers on garters.

 

You tell the guy in charge what number (or numbers) you want, pay the fee, and take them wherever you like.

 

I have a friend that used to come here a lot on long weekends. Hed get three girls, a sh!tload of booze and weed and shabu (crystal meth) and have a two or three day bender orgy.

 

Here and Cambodia are supposedly where you can get real damn sleazy if you wish. Thailand too of course.

I have watched videos on the internet. Angeles I think is one of the cities. It's beyond sad to watch.

[tanatastic 2,061]

Its kinda cool.

 

Basically they put a big pot of burning coal down into your table, and put a metal plate over it. All the meat is sliced pretty thin. They had a dozen kinds of bacon (I crushed me some spicy pork belly) and lots of beef and chicken and seafood.

 

I actually think that concept would work in America. Like fondue but for men.

There are many Korean bbq places here that give you raw meat to cook at the table.

[mobb_deep 917]

Its kinda cool.

 

Basically they put a big pot of burning coal down into your table, and put a metal plate over it. All the meat is sliced pretty thin. They had a dozen kinds of bacon (I crushed me some spicy pork belly) and lots of beef and chicken and seafood.

 

I actually think that concept would work in America. Like fondue but for men.

There are a ton of Korean BBQ buffets around my area. You cant drive a block without seeing either Sushi, Poke or Korean BBQ.

 

ETA: what tan said.

[kutulu 1,545]

Straight outta China, crazy motherfucker named ohmy!

From the land called Niggas Wit Slant Eyes

He's got work off, time to fock-off

Squeeze the nipple and marriage is called off

[nobody 2,040]

Its kinda cool.

 

Basically they put a big pot of burning coal down into your table, and put a metal plate over it. All the meat is sliced pretty thin. They had a dozen kinds of bacon (I crushed me some spicy pork belly) and lots of beef and chicken and seafood.

 

I actually think that concept would work in America. Like fondue but for men.

They have these all over LA already

[wiffleball 4,640]

Its kinda cool.

 

Basically they put a big pot of burning coal down into your table, and put a metal plate over it. All the meat is sliced pretty thin. They had a dozen kinds of bacon (I crushed me some spicy pork belly) and lots of beef and chicken and seafood.

 

I actually think that concept would work in America. Like fondue but for men.

They already have that. Talk to me when you want to scrape up the money for a fondue bar. I think that'll really catch on in the 1970s.

[tanatastic 2,061]

Straight outta China, crazy motherfucker named ohmy!

From the land called Niggas Wit Slant Eyes

He's got work off, time to fock-off

Squeeze the nipple and marriage is called off

Battin out his league cuz hes a smooth talka, oafy as fock lookin like hairless Chewbacca.

[OldMaid 1,838]

Hey, did you know Korean BBQ is pretty popular around here. I think we even have one in our mall. It’s one of the perks of not living in the sticks.

[mobb_deep 917]

Hey, did you know Korean BBQ is pretty popular around here. I think we even have one in our mall. Its one of the perks of not living in the sticks.

Coming to middle America in a decade or two...

[naomi 343]

In Sac too. I'd have assumed every major US city pretty much.

[supermike80 1,286]

They already have that. Talk to me when you want to scrape up the money for a fondue bar. I think that'll really catch on in the 1970s.

There's some chain in Wisconsin where you pick your steak then go to a community grill and cook it yourself.

If you want them to cook it that'll cost you $2 more.

[fandandy 3,311]

I wish there was sit down restaurant where you not only cooked your own food but after you cleared the table and did the dishes and they let you sleep there and you could have pets and your mail came there and you could walk around naked if you felt like it and people would call you there and you would answer the phone like it was actually your own house.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Ok. I meant I think it would do well in Memphis. I forget Im from the boonies sometimes.

[wiffleball 4,640]

Glad for you Budd. Proud of what you've done. Enjoy.

[Brad GLuckman 518]

I wish there was sit down restaurant where you not only cooked your own food but after you cleared the table and did the dishes and they let you sleep there and you could have pets and your mail came there and you could walk around naked if you felt like it and people would call you there and you would answer the phone like it was actually your own house.

[naomi 343]

Ok. I meant I think it would do well in Memphis. I forget Im from the boonies sometimes.

 

You should actually have a bit of self-satisfaction for savvy judgement. Yes, it would do well here

[mobb_deep 917]

I wish there was sit down restaurant where you not only cooked your own food but after you cleared the table and did the dishes and they let you sleep there and you could have pets and your mail came there and you could walk around naked if you felt like it and people would call you there and you would answer the phone like it was actually your own house.

Lol. And it was only 35$ a day.

[Gladiators 1,904]

There's some chain in Wisconsin where you pick your steak then go to a community grill and cook it yourself.

If you want them to cook it that'll cost you $2 more.

Was there many years ago. I remember grilling Texas toast as well. Pretty sure the one I went to closed 10+ years ago.

[Voltaire 4,559]

I wish there was sit down restaurant where you not only cooked your own food but after you cleared the table and did the dishes and they let you sleep there and you could have pets and your mail came there and you could walk around naked if you felt like it and people would call you there and you would answer the phone like it was actually your own house.

And a koi pond and access to a Miata. I need to find a place like that too.

[MDC 5,891]

I have watched videos on the internet. Angeles I think is one of the cities. It's beyond sad to watch.

But you came anyway right?

[Hardcore troubadour 12,647]

Spring, early summer 1985. Magsaysay drive, Olangapo, Phillipines. Good times.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

You know, me and some of the other white guys were talking once.

 

Its pretty damn fun wandering Asia as a white guy NOW, decades after these countries became independent.

 

Can you imagine How off the chain sick it was to be the white sahib back in the day? Late 19th early 20th century?

 

Be an Englishman in India or Malaya or Burma, or a dozen other places. A Frenchman in Vietnam or Cambodia. An American in colonial Manila?

 

Must have been a damn nice life man. Hang out at the clubs. Have servants. Swimming in native nubiles.

 

Born too late.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I have watched videos on the internet. Angeles I think is one of the cities. It's beyond sad to watch.

Yeah, I think Angeles is up near Clark, where the American naval and Air Force bases used to be. Highest concentration of prostitutes in The country.

 

It is sad as Fock. Just walking to the embassy and back this morning, I passed a dozen child beggars, just abject misery. Im sure at night the hookers would be out in force.

[Voltaire 4,559]

Today was my kids' last day of school for the year. That meant finals time. My son is under a lot of pressure as he's right on the border of getting a sh*t-ton of homework or a manageable amount of homework for summer break. He needs a 90 on the final test he took today to escape the vacation homework mountain. We'll find out in two days if he did it or not.

 

His math test scores have been erratic all year, sometimes he does great sometime he falls on his face. Four tests ago, he scored a 74 and my wife went apeshit crazy on him screaming and berating him. She brings him to tears a lot. Then, three tests ago, he sunk even lower, to a 68, his mother's head exploded and even I myself, I was consigned that the battle was lost and I thought he was going to be doomed to the avalanche of Mt. Summer Homework. My wife took the low road as she is prone to do, took to mocking him, calling him "Mr. 60" all the focking time which I couldn't stand.

 

Since then though, he's rallied, he'd gotten a 94 two tests ago and this last test he got a 90. That 94 was the second highest in his class of 45 kids, the 68, 11th from the bottom. He's gotten out of the box and put him in range now such that another 90 on the final test, a third 90 in a row, gets him out of his jam.

 

So the test is in, he says he felt good about how he did on it. I'm really hoping he gets that 90, the kid need a break big time. Not being able to help my kids with their homework is a real pain in the ass over here. Doubly so since my wife's 'help' involves so much screaming, humiliation, and psychological abuse.

 

I heard what you'd said about finding someone to help him with homework, maybe we'll do that. He never ever gets done in a reasonable time, he's so easily distracted that it takes him three hours to do what everybody else can do in one.

[patweisers44 697]

Its kinda cool.

 

Basically they put a big pot of burning coal down into your table, and put a metal plate over it. All the meat is sliced pretty thin. They had a dozen kinds of bacon (I crushed me some spicy pork belly) and lots of beef and chicken and seafood.

 

I actually think that concept would work in America. Like fondue but for men.

Theres a chain of places (in Michigan, not sure where else) called Black Rock where you basically cook your own steak at the table. I have friends that are morally opposed to it, but I have no issue.

[fandandy 3,311]

Today was my kids' last day of school for the year. That meant finals time. My son is under a lot of pressure as he's right on the border of getting a sh*t-ton of homework or a manageable amount of homework for summer break. He needs a 90 on the final test he took today to escape the vacation homework mountain. We'll find out in two days if he did it or not.

 

His math test scores have been erratic all year, sometimes he does great sometime he falls on his face. Four tests ago, he scored a 74 and my wife went apeshit crazy on him screaming and berating him. She brings him to tears a lot. Then, three tests ago, he sunk even lower, to a 68, his mother's head exploded and even I myself, I was consigned that the battle was lost and I thought he was going to be doomed to the avalanche of Mt. Summer Homework. My wife took the low road as she is prone to do, took to mocking him, calling him "Mr. 60" all the focking time which I couldn't stand.

 

Since then though, he's rallied, he'd gotten a 94 two tests ago and this last test he got a 90. That 94 was the second highest in his class of 45 kids, the 68, 11th from the bottom. He's gotten out of the box and put him in range now such that another 90 on the final test, a third 90 in a row, gets him out of his jam.

 

So the test is in, he says he felt good about how he did on it. I'm really hoping he gets that 90, the kid need a break big time. Not being able to help my kids with their homework is a real pain in the ass over here. Doubly so since my wife's 'help' involves so much screaming, humiliation, and psychological abuse.

 

I heard what you'd said about finding someone to help him with homework, maybe we'll do that. He never ever gets done in a reasonable time, he's so easily distracted that it takes him three hours to do what everybody else can do in one.

You must hate dinnertime.

 

More rice Mr. Cumstoofast??