Angelina Jolie.....Back on the market!

[cyclone24 1,913]

Tighten up your shiit fellas...Angelina just filed for divorce from brad pitt.

 

Step your game up!!

[shotsup 832]

You mean I have a chance to adopt 17 immigrants????

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Ehh, she looks kinda scary lately. Like a skeleton that's had too much work done.

 

E.g. https://www.google.com/amp/www.people.com/people/article/amp/0,,21031228,00.html?client=safari

[GobbleDog 997]

Ehh, she looks kinda horrid lately. Like a skeleton that's had too much work done.

 

E.g. https://www.google.com/amp/www.people.com/people/article/amp/0,,21031228,00.html?client=safari

Ugh. Nasty wife and fly-ridden immigrant babies. Can't imagine why Pitt would want a divorce.

[edjr 6,601]

Was never that hot, wildly over-rated and is scary now

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Was never that hot

Now that's just ridiculous

[edjr 6,601]

Now that's just ridiculous

 

I said that hot. Over-rated like you read about.

 

what year we talking?

[drobeski 3,061]

Puke

[rholio 339]

Together 9yrs before being married for 2yrs... both got old.

[porkbutt 893]

shocking

[peenie 1,915]

Good, I've been waiting for this day. I thought it was really sh1tty the way the relationship started.

[dain11279 976]

You mean I have a chance to adopt 17 immigrants????

 

It's only 17 dollars a day

[fandandy 3,313]

 

It's only 17 dollars a day

Plus he'd get on Sally Struthers Christmas card list.

[Cruzer 1,995]

Her shiat is nasty now - plus she's got a damn herd of kids, I'm out.

[peenie 1,915]

Her shiat is nappy now

 

What does that mean??

[hoytdwow 202]

She nasty

[peenie 1,915]

Is nappy nasty? I'm nappy!

[drobeski 3,061]

Is nappy nasty? I'm nappy!

depends whats stuck/living in it.

[wiffleball 4,790]

Jennifer Anniston is over the moon right now.

[wiffleball 4,790]

Ever since that whole 'wearing Billy Bob's blood around her kneck' thing, I've always been a little creeped out on her.

[Cruzer 1,995]

Is nappy nasty? I'm nappy!

No, sorry - not my intention - my apologies. I was typing on my iPad, not sure how that posted that.

[edjr 6,601]

Brad Pitt

 

Jolie :gag:

[RLLD 4,237]

She just did Pitt a huge favor......though he may not realize it yet.

[Cruzer 1,995]

She just did Pitt a huge favor......though he may not realize it yet.

How long do you figure it takes Brad to pick up a piece of rebound ass, maybe .002458974584548ths of a second?

[edjr 6,601]

How long do you figure it takes Brad to pick up a piece of rebound ass, maybe .002458974584548ths of a second?

 

Like he doesn't already have 31 sidepieces

[parrot 789]

How long do you figure it takes Brad to pick up a piece of rebound ass, maybe .002458974584548ths of a second?

 

He probably focked the process server.

[Cruzer 1,995]

 

Like he doesn't already have 31 sidepieces

Good point.. I heard these 2 had an Open marriage, true?

[Cruzer 1,995]

 

He probably focked the process server.

[edjr 6,601]

Good point.. I heard these 2 had an Open marriage, true?

 

Their sheets must be a petri dish

[peenie 1,915]

 

He probably focked the process server.

 

I had to Google that before I could understand why it was funny.

[wiffleball 4,790]

Word is, Brad's hung like a tater tot.

[Chronic Husker 85]

 

He probably focked the process server.

 

[Old School 360]

Can size?

 

Oh wait- nevermind

[wiffleball 4,790]

 

He probably focked the process server.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

 

I said that hot. Over-rated like you read about.

 

what year we talking?

She was thuper hot from Gia to Tomb Raider

[shotsup 832]

Gia

 

dem tiitties

[posty 2,702]

:Barf:

[Djgb13 2,339]

She's way past her prime. I'll take Jennifer Anniston instead

[ROCKFORD 134]

hair type?

[Big Guy 1,412]

She probably dumped him because he's a liberal douche nozzle.