is it EVER under ANY circumstances OK to wear jeans to play softball?

[Riddlen 1]

even in C league coed work softball?

 

 

no.

 

 

 

 

also, on an unrelated note the female catcher literally rolls the ball back to pitchers mound. She has HUUUUGe cans though so no one complains.

[remote controller 143]

even in C league coed work sfotball?

no.

also, on an unrelated note the female catcher literally rolls the ball back to pitchers mound. She has HUUUUGe cans though so no one complains.

Link?????

 

Huge isn't a size

[Big Blue 06 195]

No, not acceptable.

[edjr 6,578]

Absolutely not. I don't even care if you're 60.

 

Jeans = should be laughed off the field.

[Electric Mayhem 35]

Sure, there are plently of acceptable circumstances:

 

1) You are walking past a game between Playboy Bunnies and Penthouse Pets. They are horrible players and can't pitch over the plate. They ask you to pitch for both teams... and you are in your jeans.

 

2) Due to a horrible freak hot glue accident you have jeans permanently sealed to your legs.

 

3) Picnic pick up game.

 

4) A gang of guys that mow lawns comes across a rival lawn-mowing gang in an unclaimed cul-de-sac. Before they fire up their weed wackers (whackers?) and have a battle-royale over the new territory, they see a ball field with softball equipment. They decide to settle it on the diamond...

[Sergeant Bri 0]

I totally forgot today is Gay Fashion Police Day.

[cgod 0]

Yes, if you're 12 and it's like the 1960s.

[wiffleball 4,789]

So, what exactly DO you wear - Kulats??

[davebg 0]

Sure, there are plently of acceptable circumstances:

 

1) You are walking past a game between Playboy Bunnies and Penthouse Pets. They are horrible players and can't pitch over the plate. They ask you to pitch for both teams... and you are in your jeans.

Close to what I was thinking, but I took "jeans" to include super skimpy jean cut-offs...so, I envisioned a bunch of Playboy Bunnies/Penthouse Pets, their tight bodies glistening in the sun, wearing super short jean cut-offs w/no panties and just the thinnest strand of denim barely covering their crotch as their poonany lips poke into view.

 

 

Excuse me while I go get my sock.

[kozmiq 70]

Although I don't think I ever have, why the negativity for them? We used to have guys get off work and drive straight to games (and/or practice) wearing their work jeans.

[Riddlen 1]

Although I don't think I ever have, why the negativity for them? We used to have guys get off work and drive straight to games (and/or practice) wearing their work jeans.

then they should have brought shorts, windpants, basball pants, or sweats with them to change into.

[kozmiq 70]

then they should have brought shorts, windpants, basball pants, or sweats with them to change into.

 

 

I mean is it a fashion no no? Or an athletic thing? Seriously, I don't know.

[Sergeant Bri 0]

They should conform by fueling the bloated exercise merchandise industry.

fixored

[Meglamaniac 397]

The answer is yes if the following applies

1. You are from the Westsieeed of Jacksonville

2. You are wearing a camo hat with multiple fish hooks in it

3. Your jersey sleeves have been cut off

4. YOu have a large dip of copenhagen in your mouth

5. Your wife/SO have you pitbull tied to your babies stroller

6. Your 4x4 truck is in the parking lot and has a huge cooler full of Bud Light in the back.

[30 Fat, Bald & Texan 5]

I almost had to wear jeans right after my house burned down but that was because I didn't have anything else to wear. Luckily a buddy of mine gave me a glove and some sweats to wear and I didn't have to ruin my only pair of jeans.

[moneyb 0]

Not a problem to me at all. And I will still outplay you while in my jeans.

[bostonlager 2,664]

Absolutely not. I don't even care if you're 60.

 

Jeans = should be laughed off the field.

 

 

 

Exactly.

[Meglamaniac 397]

Not a problem to me at all. And I will still outplay you while in my jeans.

LOL, now that is funny

[kozmiq 70]

I'm sure I've seen more than one. But the only one I can remember now is a redneck construction worker a few years ago.

He usually got on base 3-4 times a game. And by the 3rd inning he'd take off his shirt. Still he'd dive head first into bases. And played pretty good defense. We were glad to have him whether he wore jeans or a freaking bikini.

 

I tell you who I did laugh at. A little fashion plate dude about 5'5" who usually was dressed in very very expensive athletic gear and got on base about once a month. Put him in right field and he'd drop every other fly to him.

 

Boy he LOOKED great though.

 

[Saturday Night Beaver 2]

yes

[KSB2424 3,148]

This thread is a really weird cowinkydink. We had our first game on Wednesday and this huge dude on the other team was wearing jeans. He had his shirt tucked in and sleeves rolled up, but the funniest part was that he had black high top cleats. Not that those are funny, but when paired with some tight fittin' jeans it looked hilarious. Problem was that the guy was a monster and ended up hitting 2 dingers on us so we said nadda.

[Fumbleweed 518]

Sure, it's o.k. I can't recall a time that I did, but who the heck cares what somebody wears to a softball game....to anything really.........

[lennie75 0]

I think jeans are only acceptable if your only other choice are those short, tight coaches shorts (or whatever they are called)

[Sergeant Bri 0]

I was starting to suspect when flavored beer discussions started popping up.

 

Now I'm certain.

 

You've all got the gay.

[KSB2424 3,148]

Sure, it's o.k. I can't recall a time that I did, but who the heck cares what somebody wears to a softball game....to anything really.........

 

No offense, but there is appropriate attire for certain places. For instance, I laugh when I see a woman with a dress on riding a motorcycle. I laugh when I see a dude wearing a ball cap in a fancy restaurant. I laugh when I see a fat person wearing jogging pants at the beach. And I laugh when I see a dude wearing jeans playing in a competitive softball, flag football, or basketball game.

[DPG78 0]

Jeans are not acceptable.

 

e were on the court a few weeks ago and this knob strolls up in his jeans and sweaty ass t-shirt, the one where the neck size is big enough to fit your waist through. And he rolls up and challenges us to a game.

 

I gave him the benifit of the doubt, thinking maybe he was hustlin us with thoutfit, but no, he was terrible.

[The Hood 9]

Sure.....its nice to know who to hit the ball to to get some cheap extra bases on their errors.

[SigEp316 0]

I almost had to wear jeans right after my house burned down but that was because I didn't have anything else to wear. Luckily a buddy of mine gave me a glove and some sweats to wear and I didn't have to ruin my only pair of jeans.

 

anyone else see the irony in FBT's house burning down and his girlfriend being a firefighter

[itsjjw 0]

Its softball who the blazes cares? Are you all a bunch of gays?

[Riddlen 1]

Sure.....its nice to know who to hit the ball to to get some cheap extra bases on their errors.

and there is the correct answer

[wiffleball 4,789]

Its softball who the blazes cares? Are you all a bunch of gays?

 

Pretty much what I'm thinking.

[GettnHuge 2]

steve guttenberg would

[30 Fat, Bald & Texan 5]

anyone else see the irony in FBT's house burning down and his girlfriend being a firefighter

she was there too and barely made it out. She stopped halfway down the stairs and I had to go back and get her.

[TD Ryan2 316]

Its softball who the blazes cares? Are you all a bunch of gays?

 

 

softball tough guys with all their "official" softball shorts, pants, shirts, and $600 bats... and a few of the elites are packing some Copenhagen too.... and maybe, just maybe one even has his jersey number tattooed on him.

And we all know that night games are the best. There's nothing like playing under those light. THAT'S when you know you've arrived.

 

under 18: you play baseball

18 to 21: you want to play softball because they're drinking and getting laid.

21 to 25: you are a softball newbie, stocking up on all the required "accessories".

25 to 30: you have all the "accessories" but have lost a step or 2 over the years. Still you are a team leader because of all your past glories and all the accessories you have for the team. That time you fought that kid at second base is legendary.

30 to 40: you miss a lot of games now, you've gotten married, had kids, and your real job is pretty important. You've "loaned" away most of your accessories.

40+: you are divorced, overweight, and doing everything you can to recapture the old glory. Some of your teammates girlfriends think you're "creepy" but the guys like you because of all the accessories you have: nobody had better bats or coolers than you. All your game experience has made you the kick-ass high arc pitcher. Nobody can even hit your "snake" pitch.

[Meglamaniac 397]

under 18: you play baseball

18 to 21: you want to play softball because they're drinking and getting laid.

21 to 25: you are a softball newbie, stocking up on all the required "accessories".

25 to 30: you have all the "accessories" but have lost a step or 2 over the years. Still you are a team leader because of all your past glories and all the accessories you have for the team. That time you fought that kid at second base is legendary.

30 to 40: you miss a lot of games now, you've gotten married, had kids, and your real job is pretty important. You've "loaned" away most of your accessories.

40+: you are divorced, overweight, and doing everything you can to recapture the old glory. Some of your teammates girlfriends think you're "creepy" but the guys like you because of all the accessories you have: nobody had better bats or coolers than you. All your game experience has made you the kick-ass high arc pitcher. Nobody can even hit your "snake" pitch.

LOL, ggod stuff

 

Just to let you know I'm putting this on the back of a softball T-shirt and I'm going to make millions!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or maybe some extra beer money

[Snuff 10]

It'll be a cold day in helll before I criticize what another man wears...for anything. Why? Cause I ain't a focking woman and I don't have a touch of the ghey. If someone wants to wear jeans to play softball, all the power to him. I for one wouldn't, but not because of a fockin fashion statement. More because they have got to be very uncomfortable.

[El Barton 8]

It's softball

 

rat's ass.

[nobody 2,615]

I think if you wear baseball pants you should be laughed off the field. Getting all dressed up so you can pretend like you are in the major leagues and sh¡t or like you're actually playing a real sport.

[supermike80 1,850]

This is DUMB

Course jeans are acceptable for softball.

Any guy who actually cares about what people wear to play softball(especially jeans) is most definitely one of the gays.

[nobody 2,615]

And there's always that one jackass on every team that has to show up with his 69 jersey. Oh man, if it was 1983, that would just be hilarious.