I have been propositioned

[cmh6476 1,023]

after seeing my thread asking for the houstor geeks to cater to me when the chiefs come to town, cdub calls me and offers this:

 

He would pick me up from the airport, let me crash at his place, and find us tix to the Lions/ Chiefs game

 

 

The catch was going to be when the Lions come to town, then I did the same for him (which I would) except he thought we might have played the same division 2 years in a row (hom then away) but I told him it wouldnt be for like 4 more years till detroilet comes to KC

 

 

But anyways, he agreed anyways and the only problem is, the game is on fockin Dec. 23

 

 

so now I have to negotiate with the wifey and I suggested someone was willing to do this for me (which she kinda understood as cdub has sent me sh!t including shirts (a red wings shirt in fact she wore in the deliver of our first for some reason and asked again to take it with us for the 2nd) a calendar and even beer. So at least she knows he's a real person.

 

But she's concerned that what if there is an awful snow storm and I get snowed in my son's 1st christmas? Plus it is kinda nice to spend the extra holiday tiome off with the wife and fam and stuff, I understand that.

 

So I ask you geeks, am i bein a poosay for not takin him up on it or would your wife be not to understanding either?

[TommyGavin 790]

dont go - be with your family for the holidays. If it wasnt the LIONS I'd say that'll suck to go all that way-be away from your family only to see a loss - but it is the LIONS so thats not the case.

 

Dont go.

[MLCKAA 569]

after seeing my thread asking for the houstor geeks to cater to me when the chiefs come to town, cdub calls me and offers this:

 

He would pick me up from the airport, let me crash at his place, and find us tix to the Lions/ Chiefs game

The catch was going to be when the Lions come to town, then I did the same for him (which I would) except he thought we might have played the same division 2 years in a row (hom then away) but I told him it wouldnt be for like 4 more years till detroilet comes to KC

But anyways, he agreed anyways and the only problem is, the game is on fockin Dec. 23

so now I have to negotiate with the wifey and I suggested someone was willing to do this for me (which she kinda understood as cdub has seen me sh!t including shirts (a red wings shirt in fact she wore in the deliver of our first for some reason and asked again to take it with us for the 2nd) a calendar and even beer. So at least she knows he's a real person.

 

But she's concerned that what if there is an awful snow storm and I get snowed in my son's 1st christmas? Plus it is kinda nice to spend the extra holiday tiome off with the wife and fam and stuff, I understand that.

 

So I ask you geeks, am i bein a ###### for not takin him up on it or would your wife be not to understanding either?

 

 

Learn to write.

 

My second suggestion is that you should be grateful that you even have a wife and child. Only a loser would abandon them at the holidays. What a preposterous notion that you would leave your family during the holidays like this for something as irrelevant and utterly inconsequential as a pitiful football game. Both you and your family have a lot more to gain from you staying home.

 

In fact, you should give up on football entirely and find out how much nicer life is when you spend all that time doing something productive with your family rather than lying around watching millionaires play a game together.

[Toro 1]

There is no question what you should do.

 

 

 

 

Have fun at the game

[Big_Pete 0]

I partially agree with TG. Don't go, cause it's only the Lions. It's not like you're going to see the Colts or a division rival.

But I also say don't go cause there will probably be a decent chance of snow storms, and even if you don't get stuck there over christmas, it's never fun bundling everyone up to pick daddy up from the airport when it's all cold and snowy outside.

Stay home, enjoy your kids 1st christmas, make it a fun holliday.

I could only assume cdub will understand.

[Tarheel Boy 0]

as cdub has seen me sh!t including shirts (a red wings shirt in fact she wore in the deliver of our first for some reason and asked again to take it with us for the 2nd) a calendar and even beer.

 

So many questions....

 

#1 - Why has he seen you sh!t. Are yall c0ckgobblers?

 

#2 - Why haven't you let someone else know about this talent you have of sh!tting out such amazing things?

[jerryskids 6,779]

dont go - be with your family for the holidays. If it wasnt the LIONS I'd say that'll suck to go all that way-be away from your family only to see a loss - but it is the LIONS so thats not the case.

 

Dont go.

But what if he could get a blow job from some random chick while he is there?

[Big_Pete 0]

But what if he could get a blow job from some random chick while he is there?

he isn't you JK, he actually cherishes his wife and family and wouldn't go outside their marriage for any sexual gradification

[jocstrap 8]

You must pick a choose battles. Your wife would bring this up the rest of your marriage saying how you missed your childs 1st Christmas. You do not want to hear this for 20 years do you? This is one of those things that would never be forgiven.

 

Don't Go - it's an easy choice.

[TommyGavin 790]

he isn't you JK, he actually cherishes his wife and family and wouldn't go outside their marriage for any sexual gradification

 

[gocolts 300]

You must pick a choose battles. Your wife would bring this up the rest of your marriage saying how you missed your childs 1st Christmas. You do not want to hear this for 20 years do you? This is one of those things that would never be forgiven.

 

Don't Go - it's an easy choice.

No way your wife would EVEH let you live that down. You will pay for it the rest of your marriage.

[Toro 1]

In fact, you should give up on football entirely and find out how much nicer life is when you spend all that time doing something productive with your family rather than lying around watching millionaires play a game together.

 

That made me feel bad and I don't even have kids.

[Snoopy1 0]

he isn't you JK, he actually cherishes his wife and family and wouldn't go outside their marriage for any sexual gradification

 

 

Yeah all that and well...you have seen his picture.

[Riddlen 1]

I'm confused. you cant just fly back christmas eve or late that night?

[paulinstl 296]

Stay home Shrek.

[RLLD 4,215]

But what if he could get a blow job from some random chick while he is there?

 

I met him once, he should play the lottery instead.....

[Fumbleweed 543]

I think the right choice is to be home around Christmas if at all possible. It's a special time when you have kids....even really little ones. I don't think you'll want to miss it. JMO.

[shovelheadt 71]

Even if he does make it home in time, he'd be doing her dirty by letting her take care of all the last minute shopping and wrapping by herself.

[phillybear 366]

But she's concerned that what if there is an awful snow storm and I get snowed in my son's 1st christmas?

 

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, and Horse & Buggies

[30 Fat, Bald & Texan 5]

why don't you come out here for the Donkeys and Chefs? You can stay at my house. I can get excellent tickets no problem.

[Groundhog 24]

cmh, you should go to the game. First of all, there's an excellent chance you'll be home before Xmas Day anyway. Secondly, the kid is only a year old, right? It's not like he's going to remember you were there or not. But be prepared for at least 6 months of nasty comments from the wife if god forbid you miss Xmas.

[Jessy 0]

I'm confused. you cant just fly back christmas eve or late that night?

 

No kidding. I don't see any reason you can't do both. Get a flight back that night or on Christmas Eve early in the morning.

 

A snowstorm is possible, but the last several years around the upper Midwest all I hear around Christmas time is that, "There's no snow! We aren't going to have a white Christmas!" Boo-freakin'-hoo. I really wouldn't worry about that.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Time to be a big boy, Chad. You are an adult now. Forget the peer pressure and realize that you have responsibilities. I don't care if it is his 1st X-mas or his 14th. The holidays are a time for family.

 

We are talking about a football with 2 teams that will be all but done by the time the game happens. This game is probably on the schedule as being one of the worst games of the week. If it was the SB, I might tell you differently, but this one is a no-brainer.

 

BTW - awfully nice of cdub to put you up.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

Don't go.

 

That scheming, no-good Yooper just wants to put you into da wood cheeper, yah you betcha.

[gratefulted 14]

Don't you see the Chiefs play enough?

 

Go up there to see any game, maybe some team in your division you can root against.

 

Thats if Xmas means anything to you and yours.

 

it dont mean sh1t to me

[phillybear 366]

Time to be a big boy, Chad. You are an adult now. Forget the peer pressure and realize that you have responsibilities. I don't care if it is his 1st X-mas or his 14th. The holidays are a time for family.

 

Those kids better roll up their sleeves and start getting busy raising cmh.

[bob_probert_2000 1]

You poosays, of course he should go.

 

If she gives you any lip, give her a Kansas beat down.

 

 

Why did the woman have two black eyes?

She didn't learn the first time.

 

 

 

December isn't the big snow month- you'll be fine.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also. :run:

[TheNewGirl 1,480]

So, you're asking us...

 

If we think it's okay that you will miss your son's first Christmas so you can go to a game?! Even though he won't remember it, it's okay? Maybe it's not about HIM remembering it, but about YOU and your wife remembering it. It's a time/moment that you will never catch again.

 

And if you feel the same way about a stupid game, and that it's a moment that you will never catch again, your priorities are more focked up than I thought they were.

 

 

[Snoopy1 0]

So, you're asking us...

 

If we think it's okay that you will miss your son's first Christmas so you can go to a game?! Even though he won't remember it, it's okay? Maybe it's not about HIM remembering it, but about YOU and your wife remembering it. It's a time/moment that you will never catch again.

 

And if you feel the same way about a stupid game, and that it's a moment that you will never catch again, your priorities are more focked up than I thought they were.

 

 

There is only a "possibility" he would miss the first X'mas.

[TheNewGirl 1,480]

There is only a "possibility" he would miss the first X'mas.

 

 

Hmph.

 

I still wouldn't go, I wouldn't miss my kids first Christmases, or first ANYTHINGS for that matter.

[jerryskids 6,779]

Alright Chad, this has been touched upon, but... Christmas is a season, not just a day. I don't think the issue is so much that you might miss the day because of weather; that seems unlikely. The issue is that you will be away from your family on the 23rd and possibly part of the 24th. That is the weekend just before the big day, and you'll be both enjoying it and frantically preparing for a day your child will never remember. But it is not about him per se, it is about the rest of your family.

 

Don't go. Thread ovah.

 

HTH

[TheNewGirl 1,480]

But it is not about him per se, it is about the rest of your family.

 

Don't go. Thread ovah.

 

HTH

 

I all ready said that!!!

 

 

But it is not about him per se, it is about the rest of your family.

 

Don't go. Thread ovah.

 

HTH

 

I all ready said that!!!

[Franknbeans 46]

I think you should go and give your wife and kids a chance at a great life they so richly deserve

[bob_probert_2000 1]

Oh yeah and I have met CDub, he reminds me of a jersey wearing serial killer, but that's just me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Alsonotreallyhe'scool

[jerryskids 6,779]

I all ready said that!!!

I all ready said that!!!

Perhaps I was typing mine as you typed yours, nagzilla.

[porkbutt 893]

this is the focking dumbest thread in the history of FFT.

[TheNewGirl 1,480]

Perhaps I was typing mine as you typed yours, nagzilla.

 

Oops, didn't realize that it posted twice.

 

Nagzilla,

[cmh6476 1,023]

well I didnt think I was going to go, but cdub sounded like he wanted me to go and didnt really get the big deal with the wife.

 

Maybe once he has kids it'll be different. I was just maybe trying to see where I was comin from and why I was bein such a poosay

 

 

also, donks game would be cool

[jerryskids 6,779]

Oops, didn't realize that it posted twice.

 

Nagzilla,

If you were my wife, I'd fly to D-Town to watch the game. And I don't have tickets. And I don't like either team.

[wiffleball 4,790]

By December, Fred Lane will have a better chance at winning MVP than the Chefs will have of being in the running for the playoffs. Why would you blow off yer family at xmas to go to - ugh - Detroit - and watch two 5-10 teams battling for the top draft pick?