Birdseed 1 Posted May 22, 2008 My wife did some waterproofing yesterday. She used a discarded Lipton Green Tea plastic bottle to contain the sealer. You know - the same Lipton Green Tea that I like to drink on the way to work. I am estimating 2-3 ounces went down the hatch. Poison Control Center said to try not to barf. Great day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 928 Posted May 22, 2008 My wife did some waterproofing yesterday. She used a discarded Lipton Green Tea plastic bottle to contain the sealer. You know - the same Lipton Green Tea that I like to drink on the way to work. I am estimating 2-3 ounces went down the hatch. Poison Control Center said to try not to barf. Great day. Wouldn't they want it out of your system? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Birdseed 1 Posted May 22, 2008 Wouldn't they want it out of your system? They said if I brought it back up it may damage my esophagus. I really would like to vomit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 719 Posted May 22, 2008 They said if I brought it back up it may damage my esophagus. I really would like to vomit. Good news though...your stomach lining is now safe from the sun's harmful UV rays. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,551 Posted May 22, 2008 F U Don't go away mad... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted May 22, 2008 I bet last night in the gloryhole provided you with enough of a protective layer that you should be OK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 719 Posted May 22, 2008 My wife did some waterproofing yesterday. She used a discarded Lipton Green Tea plastic bottle to contain the sealer. You know - the same Lipton Green Tea that I like to drink on the way to work. I am estimating 2-3 ounces went down the hatch. Poison Control Center said to try not to barf. Great day. Did she put it in the fridge? Or do you like them warm and in bottles that have been opened before? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,645 Posted May 22, 2008 Good news though...your stomach lining is now safe from the sun's harmful UV rays. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Birdseed 1 Posted May 22, 2008 Did she put it in the fridge?Or do you like them warm and in bottles that have been opened before? There was about a third of the bottle left from before breakfast, so it was mostly warm. I was just just going to take it with me on the ten minute drive to work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Birdseed 1 Posted May 22, 2008 Good news though...your stomach lining is now safe from the sun's harmful UV rays. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 861 Posted May 22, 2008 I am estimating 2-3 ounces went down the hatch. focking lightweight Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,551 Posted May 22, 2008 If you do end up puking, could you do me a favor and do it on my porch. TIA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Barton 8 Posted May 22, 2008 Good news though...your stomach lining is now safe from the sun's harmful UV rays. Bad news, it's now sealed and prevented from absorbing nutrients. Good news, once it passes through (and coats your insides) you can start a new career as a drug smuggler! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tubby_mcgee 686 Posted May 22, 2008 My wife did some waterproofing yesterday. She used a discarded Lipton Green Tea plastic bottle to contain the sealer. You know - the same Lipton Green Tea that I like to drink on the way to work. I am estimating 2-3 ounces went down the hatch. Poison Control Center said to try not to barf. Great day. So your wife put this bottle the drink holder in your vehicle, so it was ready for you on your way to work? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 928 Posted May 22, 2008 If you do end up puking, could you do me a favor and do it on my porch. TIA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Birdseed 1 Posted May 22, 2008 If you do end up puking, could you do me a favor and do it on my porch. TIA OK, that was funny. BTW, do you think I'll sh1t some floaters? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted May 22, 2008 If you do end up puking, could you do me a favor and do it on my porch. TIA Actually, he should do it on Brinett9's fence. He's letting it go to hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Birdseed 1 Posted May 22, 2008 So your wife put this bottle the drink holder in your vehicle, so it was ready for you on your way to work? Engrish? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted May 22, 2008 OK, that was funny. BTW, do you think I'll sh1t some floaters? Hell yeah, you will. Thompson's is created to repell water. It should be quite a battle of water vs. water repellant. Your turds may go one better than flaot- they may hover above the water. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,551 Posted May 22, 2008 Engrish? Your wife is trying to kill you.. HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Birdseed 1 Posted May 22, 2008 Your wife is trying to kill you.. HTH Oh. It crossed my mind. Birdseed: WTF you trying to do? Kill me? Birdseed's Wife: If I were trying to kill you it would be much more painful than that. Birdseed: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voice_Of_Reason 0 Posted May 22, 2008 Oh. It crossed my mind. Birdseed: WTF you trying to do? Kill me? Birdseed's Wife: If I were trying to kill you it would be much more painful than that. Birdseed: You married Phillybear? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted May 22, 2008 Don't sweat it. That crap does not work anyway. Thompson's is to water repellents as the Royals are to baseball. Poor imitations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,031 Posted May 22, 2008 So, your wife used a "discarded" bottle. You picked up said "discarded" bottle to use again? Who drinks from containers that were put in the trash? Assuming that discarded = in the trash, else how would you know it was discarded? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listen2me 23 1,544 Posted May 22, 2008 Is this sorta like the TO thing last year? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Birdseed 1 Posted May 22, 2008 So, your wife used a "discarded" bottle. You picked up said "discarded" bottle to use again? Who drinks from containers that were put in the trash? Assuming that discarded = in the trash, else how would you know it was discarded? This shouldn't be hard to understand. I was drinking a newly opened green tea this morning. I set it down with 1/3 left. She was waterproofing yesterday using an identical container and left the bottle about 1/3 full. The liquids are remarkably close in color. When I left, I accidently grabbed the wrong bottle. Now I'm eating crackers, sipping on some water, and trying not to yack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eagles Green 34 Posted May 22, 2008 Swallow a 2 x 4. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,083 Posted May 22, 2008 Let us know if your poo floats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snuff 10 Posted May 22, 2008 Did it taste good? I'm in the market for a new beverage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted May 22, 2008 That's what you get for drinking from the container! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jackie sherrill 0 Posted May 22, 2008 she was just getting you back for making her do the waterproofing in the first place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted May 22, 2008 Didn't you think to read the label? "DO NOT INGEST" Here's your SIGN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 928 Posted May 22, 2008 So let me get this straight: you're wife "accidentally" put something poisonous into your drink? How is your life insurance policy looking anyway? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 364 Posted May 22, 2008 You should give your wife an accidental pink sock when you have MUA tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voice_Of_Reason 0 Posted May 22, 2008 Get your wife back by shooting a load of sperm/thompsons water seal mixture into her eye. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeshushu 51 Posted May 22, 2008 That is a 3 stooges episode if I ever saw one. Larry putts the glue in a coffee cup identical to the one Moe is drinking from and Moe picks up the coffee mug with the glue and drinks. His mouth is glued shut and hilarity continues. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites