Amy Mickelson - MJ affair rumour started here.

[cbfalcon 824]

40 cheers to Apu

[jets24 6]

We may have to get a representative to speak on our behalf. I'm thinking Phillybear/Lackman. He best represents the group.

 

Giants Fan for sure.

[Gandalfs Fireworks 2]

Posting here finally pays off and I'm stuck posting under this effing alias.

[Drizzay 646]

I remember that thread.

 

Sometimes roomers are better than real life.

 

 

[Mookz 1,287]

The Geek Club ROCKS.

[Me_2006 14]

it took me a while... this place of really weird until you "get it"... weird enough that 14,000 posts later, I don't talk to or tell any "real" people about it.

FFtoday is a dark secret that only I and my work IT-police know about.

No kidding. You just couldn't explain this place to people who don't post here. Some of the things said are horrifying, and we just accept them as normal.

[remote controller 133]

No kidding. You just couldn't explain this place to people who don't post here. Some of the things said are horrifying, and we just accept them as normal.

Though many won't admit it because of what they think is their allure, they say $hit here for shock value!! .........I know....shocking!

[Q.T. 5]

wow, this makes me feel vindicated and shamed at the same for having visited here since 99.

[GettnHuge 1]

Apu = Amy?

[Jetdoc 20]

You know, I take a break from this place for a while, and you guys create a national scandal.

 

Not bad for a day's work...

[Reality 2,710]

 

Just sayin..

 

[gocolts 300]

 

Just sayin..

 

Locked???

 

This thing should be pinned.

[sgumm23 2]

So what rumor can we start today that will go mainstream in 2014?

[Me_2006 14]

You know, I take a break from this place for a while, and you guys create a national scandal.

 

Not bad for a day's work...

Doc is in the building!

[Mike FF Today 608]

Ahh, yes. The soon to be published bombshell first revealed by the buddy of an anonymous insider to the lucky readers of an obscure, lightly trafficked message board! Always a reliable staple of internet gossip. "Apu" is the most solid source anyone has on this to date and after three years of emailed gossip, not a shred of evidence or Baby Leftys have come forward to corroborate it.

 

Hmmm... not even a blip of increased traffic here. Deadspin must be just as "obscure and lightly-trafficked" as FFToday.

[gocolts 300]

Hmmm... not even a blip of increased traffic here. Deadspin must be just as "obscure and lightly-trafficked" as FFToday.

[SUXBNME 1,337]

Hmmm... not even a blip of increased traffic here. Deadspin must be just as "obscure and lightly-trafficked" as FFToday.

What about 'gothicgirl' ?

 

Lemme guess..Another surferskin alias?

[Cdub100 3,383]

People who don't visit here and understand the dynamic will be absolutely mortified at what goes on.

 

Start deleting post

[remote controller 133]

Hmmm... not even a blip of increased traffic here. Deadspin must be just as "obscure and lightly-trafficled" as FFToday.

Just give the word and will will Jihad this SOB writer until he wishes he were GFIAFP's 12 yearold b!tch.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[jgcrawfish 232]

wait a second...this totally explains the massive increase in membership. somebody better get (what's the name of the hampster again) some viagra cause he's gonna be busy. We should start some new rumors. Elin Woods banged by Wilt Chamberlain in plot for revenge against Tiger, anyone? Where's freakin Apu when we need him???

[jgcrawfish 232]

Giants Fan for sure.

 

oh fock no, GFIAFP will get us all arrested...however, the greta thing is that he can give an entire interview without actually having to have an audience.

[SUXBNME 1,337]

oh fock no, GFIAFP will get us all arrested...however, the greta thing is that he can give an entire interview without actually having to have an audience.

[kutulu 1,551]

oh fock no, GFIAFP will get us all arrested...however, the greta thing is that he can give an entire interview without actually having to have an audience.

 

Or two consecutive sentences that relate to each other.

[Franknbeans 46]

I wept

[RLLD 3,455]

Yeah, obscure and low trafficked....I'd like to see how that sumb!tch enjoys the server performance in June and July.....

[cinciman7 2]

[heavy-set 39]

low rent?

 

mikey upgraded this place with some new emoticons a few years back.

[heavy-set 39]

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

i just pisssed myself.

 

any word on GFIAFP 9/11 story hitting the mainstream?

[redtodd 7]

[Birdseed 1]

I feel so......... naked.

 

[GettnHuge 1]

perhaps this is the hotdog hallway example out there

[lagarzlebrew 0]

This is the reason I have come back here time and time again...

[kilroy69 994]

Got any new rumors?

 

Word is that Obama was actually the shooter on the grassy knoll that that in Dallas. Don't teeeeellll annnyyyone. He might not want that kinda info getting out, ya know?

[IGotWorms 3,315]

Got any new rumors?

 

Word is that Obama was actually the shooter on the grassy knoll that that in Dallas. Don't teeeeellll annnyyyone. He might not want that kinda info getting out, ya know?

 

How about this one: Barack Obama is wasn't even born in the U.S., so his presidency is illegal!

 

Or: Barack Obama is secretely a devout muslim!

 

 

On second though, nobody is dumb enough to believe those, right? We'd better come up with something a little more realistic.

[kilroy69 994]

How about this one: Barack Obama is wasn't even born in the U.S., so his presidency is illegal!

 

Or: Barack Obama is secretely a devout muslim!

 

 

On second though, nobody is dumb enough to believe those, right? We'd better come up with something a little more realistic.

Obama was the one that killed Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman.

 

And he started the AIDS virus

 

 

And he introduced crack

[ELVIS! 12]

Got any new rumors?

 

Word is that Obama was actually the shooter on the grassy knoll that that in Dallas. Don't teeeeellll annnyyyone. He might not want that kinda info getting out, ya know?

 

I shot JFK.

 

[mobb_deep 917]

As is the hint of sexual vengeance and the subtle racism underlying the claim. Note that the illegitimate child is black, as is the perpetrator of Phil's cuckolding. (Catching them in the act only adds to the humilation.) If you're going to make up a scandal, why not go all in?

 

LOL, that's pretty good for us. Most threads are much less subtly racist.

[surferskin 30]

How about this one: Barack Obama is wasn't even born in the U.S., so his presidency is illegal!

 

Or: Barack Obama is secretely a devout muslim!

 

 

How bout stuff that isn't common knowledge.

[PackYourNut 47]

I bet that Nikki ######-lesbian-man-eater is undercover looking for info, we should lament her with sexist and insulting posts!

[BunnysBastatrds 1,920]

Looks like Phil doesn't like people talking about him on the webs. Guess he didn't know about the rumor started here.

 

 

 

http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/02/tmzs-phil-mickelson-story-is-amazing

 

 

 

As funny as “Phil Mickelson didn’t f**k a lady” is as “breaking news”, that’s not the best part. Neither are his outstanding reaction of “well I NEVER!” or his monocle coming loose and falling into his wine glass.

 

No, the very best part is TMZ’s write up of the non-events, which starts with “sinking his putts” as a euphemism for cheating on his wife and runs headlong into what could be the greatest and most melodramatic use of boldface in Internet history:

 

 

 

 

Oh no, not an Internet Service Provider! I hope he doesn’t use a telecommunications device that transmits and receives sounds to call his lawyer!

 

Let me see if I can get in on this. Phil Mickelson once f**ked a dog. That is a true thing he has done. Come at me, bro.