NewbieJr 540 Posted June 27, 2012 Seeing some of you retards nitpick about her is hilarious. Exactly. As I said to retarded pork butt, guys who claim she's average are probably banging chicks who'd be lucky to rate a 4 or 5. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted June 27, 2012 If she even thought of touching my weiner, I'd ruin my pants.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted June 27, 2012 If she even thought of touching my weiner, I'd ruin my pants.. Skid marks wash out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted June 27, 2012 Seeing some of you retards nitpick about her is hilarious. Actually what's hilarious (or maybe sad) is that you're just a receptacle for culturally accepted norms and have no critical thinking skills Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted June 27, 2012 Seeing some of you retards nitpick about her is hilarious. Says the gay that dint like nekkid pictures of Jenny Mccarthy. Also, the video doesn't work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bishop82 61 Posted June 27, 2012 It's all good. I see what you did there That's how they get ya!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 928 Posted June 27, 2012 Actually what's hilarious (or maybe sad) is that you're just a receptacle for culturally accepted norms and have no critical thinking skills Come on, you can do better then that. A "straight midriff area"? Just seems like you're reaching. Enjoy this chick for what she is: a frigging knockout with huge cans and an all-around spectacular body. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 928 Posted June 27, 2012 Says the gay that dint like nekkid pictures of Jenny Mccarthy. More disappointed then anything actually. I miss mid-90s Jenny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted June 27, 2012 Come on, you can do better then that. A "straight midriff area"? Just seems like you're reaching. Enjoy this chick for what she is: a frigging knockout with huge cans and an all-around spectacular body. Exactly. Girls with ripped midsections usually have such a low amount of body fat, that they don't have much in the boob department. Unless they're bag of saline. Here is a girl with enormous, bouncy, natural jugs and a fairly lean stomach. As a plus, the chick can move, as evident in her "teach me how to dougie" video. One of the hottest women on the planet, in my opinion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted June 27, 2012 Come on, you can do better then that. A "straight midriff area"? Just seems like you're reaching. Enjoy this chick for what she is: a frigging knockout with huge cans and an all-around spectacular body. I dunno. I sort of agree with hoytddow. Her mid section is weird and you can tell she's going to be a porker when she's 30. Don't get me wrong, she's super super hot. But she's only 22 years old. 22 year old hot chicks are dime a dozen in So Cal. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UdxPgvB95p0/TuEhp2TfT8I/AAAAAAAAS7g/6gm_LaKe_hA/s1600/kate-upton-three-stooges-movie-trailer-cap-05-580x435.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 928 Posted June 27, 2012 I dunno. I sort of agree with hoytddow. Her mid section is weird and you can tell she's going to be a porker when she's 30. Don't get me wrong, she's super super hot. But she's only 22 years old. 22 year old hot chicks are dime a dozen in So Cal. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UdxPgvB95p0/TuEhp2TfT8I/AAAAAAAAS7g/6gm_LaKe_hA/s1600/kate-upton-three-stooges-movie-trailer-cap-05-580x435.jpg Actually she just turned 20 And if she ends up being a porker, oh well. I'll still have the current pics to whack off to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage Beast 1 Posted June 27, 2012 Exactly. As I said to retarded pork butt, guys who claim she's average are probably banging chicks who'd be lucky to rate a 4 or 5. But it's - 4 or - 5. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted June 27, 2012 Exactly. Girls with ripped midsections usually have such a low amount of body fat, that they don't have much in the boob department. Unless they're bag of saline. Here is a girl with enormous, bouncy, natural jugs and a fairly lean stomach. As a plus, the chick can move, as evident in her "teach me how to dougie" video. One of the hottest women on the planet, in my opinion. I don't like "enormous" jugs, natural or not. She is fairly lean, and very hot, as I said before. But, she has no hips. She looks like a pillar. I don't like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage Beast 1 Posted June 27, 2012 I don't like "enormous" jugs, natural or not. You prefer these kinds of breasts instead? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLoqbV-HKdo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,315 Posted June 27, 2012 She's definitely going to end up a fattie. But for now, I'd shag her til my peemus broke off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,919 Posted June 27, 2012 Lol, I never noticed this? I guess I need to apologize to Bunny for stealing his catch phrase, even though I was unaware he had one? No apology. I only use this phrase when I talk to Sux on the phone. It's like putting tape on a cats paws. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted June 27, 2012 fat and cant even dance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAS 2 Posted June 27, 2012 I see what you did there Nothing gets by you.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAS 2 Posted June 27, 2012 I dunno. I sort of agree with hoytddow. Her mid section is weird and you can tell she's going to be a porker when she's 30. Don't get me wrong, she's super super hot. But she's only 22 years old. 22 year old hot chicks are dime a dozen in So Cal. http://2.bp.blogspot...-05-580x435.jpg The former GF would hit the chick on her right! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted June 27, 2012 The fact that half the people here are giving Kate Fuckking Upton a "meh" is why I love this place. God bless the Geek Club Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted June 27, 2012 Come on, you can do better then that. A "straight midriff area"? Just seems like you're reaching. Enjoy this chick for what she is: a frigging knockout with huge cans and an all-around spectacular body. Pointy elbows. 5/10. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted June 28, 2012 Don't get me wrong...she's super hot, great juggies, pretty face...something about her torso...could be better I guess. I'd bang the shitte out of it. I mostly agree with this. I'll leave it up to you guys to figure out which part. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,145 Posted June 28, 2012 I mostly agree with this. I'll leave it up to you guys to figure out which part. The last sentence? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted June 28, 2012 Yeah, she has flaws compared to perfection. Compared to the other females walking planet earth and dancing for our gratification on the internet, she's in the upper 1%. Also she talked to me on twitter. So neener neener neener. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
southcarolina 166 Posted June 28, 2012 Seeing some of you retards nitpick about her is hilarious. She has pointy elbows. You can see them here and here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted June 28, 2012 She has pointy elbows. You can see them here and here Elbows!!???? She has those ###### and moves the way she does, and you're focusing on her elbows? lol Wow, you need to see a doctor about some testosterone replacement therapy. No male with sufficient testosterone would choose her elbows as the center of focus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
southcarolina 166 Posted June 28, 2012 Elbows!!???? She has those ###### and moves the way she does, and you're focusing on her elbows? lol Wow, you need to see a doctor about some testosterone replacement therapy. No male with sufficient testosterone would choose her elbows as the center of focus. And you need to have your sarcasm meter surgically replaced. Cuz yours is broke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted June 28, 2012 And you need to have your sarcasm meter surgically replaced. Cuz yours is broke. Sorry dude. It's hard to detect when there are so many so-called dudes here acting like she's just average. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snuff 10 Posted June 28, 2012 She's top 5 all time for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Next Generation 10 Posted June 28, 2012 She's top 5 all time for me. I have to agree. I really like the fact that she's a little soft in the middle. And those teets are SPECTACULAR! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted June 28, 2012 She's top 5 all time for me. Same here. And if she gets fat over time, someone else will replace her. Guys are out of their minds discounting one of the sexiest chicks on the planet because she'll likely get a little heavy when she's older. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 905 Posted June 28, 2012 I put her in my current top ten when someone here was running those threads. I made a mistake. hot as heck for sure, but over rated. Doesn't look good on the SI cover. Teets look sloppy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
southcarolina 166 Posted June 28, 2012 I put her in my current top ten when someone here was running those threads. I made a mistake. hot as heck for sure, but over rated. Doesn't look good on the SI cover. Teets look sloppy. She is the Prince Fielder of swimsuit models. Women with her body type do not age well. See Simpson, Jessica. Not that io would kick either of them out of bed, i mean im not THAT picky. But when compared to the great swimsuit models of all time, Ms Upton will be more flash in the pan than all time great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blitzen 0 Posted June 29, 2012 She's top 5 all time for me. I like her teets too but top 5? No way. Do you seriously put her in the same ballpark as chicks like Bar Refaeli and Kathy Ireland? Is she one of the top Flavors of the Month, sure. But all time, nope. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snuff 10 Posted June 29, 2012 I like her teets too but top 5? No way. Do you seriously put her in the same ballpark as chicks like Bar Refaeli and Kathy Ireland? Is she one of the top Flavors of the Month, sure. But all time, nope. Different strokes for different folks. I liked Kathy Ireland, but she had the jaw of an NFL linebacker. Upton is hot, face, body, everything. As some here suggest, shes irritating to listen to or whatever. I can say that I have never heard her talk. Maybe thats the key. Much like with any woman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad GLuckman 518 Posted June 29, 2012 Different strokes for different folks. I liked Kathy Ireland, but she had the jaw of an NFL linebacker. Upton is hot, face, body, everything. As some here suggest, shes irritating to listen to or whatever. I can say that I have never heard her talk. Maybe thats the key. Much like with any woman. That's probably because she's 19 yrs old. Girls are borderline retarded at that age. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted June 30, 2012 That's probably because she's 19 yrs old. Girls are borderline retarded at that age. They're mentally weakest and physically most attractive at the same time. And people think God doesn't exist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,547 Posted June 30, 2012 http://m.youtube.com/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DPrfBbKpeEHw&v=PrfBbKpeEHw&gl=US Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted June 30, 2012 http://m.youtube.com/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DPrfBbKpeEHw&v=PrfBbKpeEHw&gl=US Wow 1:08 of heaven :squirt: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted July 1, 2012 Telekinesis. She is able to levitate my private parts from the other side of the interwebs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
