parrot 789 Posted October 5, 2012 A good friend of mine lost his leg in a motorcycle accident when he was 18. He can still golf, Does anyone ever ask him what his handicap is? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MedStudent 56 Posted October 5, 2012 Any visits from lawyers yet? The guardrail is suppose to prevent you from rolling down an embankment. They'll want to sue the City that owns the guardrail, the engineer who designed the guardrail, the contractor who installed the guardrail and the manufacturer of the guardrail. Then they'll get to the Doctors and sue them for not saving your leg. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,057 Posted October 5, 2012 Any visits from lawyers yet? The guardrail is suppose to prevent you from rolling down an embankment. They'll want to sue the City that owns the guardrail, the engineer who designed the guardrail, the contractor who installed the guardrail and the manufacturer of the guardrail. Then they'll get to the Doctors and sue them for not saving your leg. PM sent Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WahooJim 4 Posted October 5, 2012 I'll avenge crackattack in a few weeks. I will start the calculated revenge on Sunday. Unlimited slaughter for Crackattack this season. Sorry to hear about your accident. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted October 5, 2012 PM sent Ambulance chaser ?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,057 Posted October 5, 2012 Ambulance chaser ?? Nah, it was a joke. I'm not even a real lawyer anyway, dontcha know? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 937 Posted October 5, 2012 Damn dude sorry to hear but glad to see it hasn't hurt your sense of humor,in fact now that this has happened you really can say you have one foot in the grave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted October 5, 2012 PM sent Did you suggest he file for medical bankruptcy ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,458 Posted October 5, 2012 Shake a leg, Lt. Dan. T&P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 963 Posted October 5, 2012 Does anyone ever ask him what his handicap is? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted October 5, 2012 The geek club is by far the best place to get a leg up on that long recovery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,057 Posted October 5, 2012 Did you suggest he file for medical bankruptcy ? Well I hope he has insurance, in which case he won't have to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 538 Posted October 5, 2012 Well I hope he has insurance, in which case he won't have to. Obviously he does. The hospital trip didn't cost him and arm and a leg. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,579 Posted October 5, 2012 Did you suggest he file for medical bankruptcy ? I think that would be a knee-jerk reaction. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 1,117 Posted October 5, 2012 Wow, hope you have a speedy recovery. Then you can hunt down that deer for some revenge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted October 5, 2012 I think that would be a knee-jerk reaction. I wish i could help, just stumped as to how Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted October 5, 2012 Good luck, crack., prayers for a speedy recovery. Just keep putting one foot in front of...never mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,579 Posted October 5, 2012 I wish i could help, just stumped as to how He's better off toeing the line for now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted October 5, 2012 Hope they at least let you keep the leg to make a lamp out of it or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crackattack 520 Posted October 5, 2012 You guys are funny. No lawyers have showep up yet Med. The deer slaughter jokes are hysterical. Yes it was real, ill post a couple pics. Why not laugh, it will just ezt you hp Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Birdseed 1 Posted October 5, 2012 Crank up the way back time machine, fellow degenerates. Who was the other one-legged Geek? I remember a thread when he said he was going "shopping for shoe". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,579 Posted October 5, 2012 Crack's love for Bambi was his achilles heel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dick Hertz 1 Posted October 5, 2012 Crank up the way back time machine, fellow degenerates. Who was the other one-legged Geek? I remember a thread when he said he was going "shopping for shoe". STBootleg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sheadtoo 1 Posted October 5, 2012 Hope they at least let you keep the leg to make a lamp out of it or something. This made me spit my drink out....glad I wasn't sitting at my desk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted October 5, 2012 Fat chick. Titans doesn't do hoggin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Birdseed 1 Posted October 5, 2012 STBootleg Winnah! Also, how ya been, D1ck? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dick Hertz 1 Posted October 5, 2012 Winnah! Also, how ya been, D1ck? On the run. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,458 Posted October 5, 2012 Man...This place is all kinds of focked up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,659 Posted October 5, 2012 Sorry to hear this news man. Thank GOD you are still alive. Hope you have a good support system to lean on for a while. Here is to a speedy recovery. yeah don't delay...hop to it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 825 Posted October 5, 2012 No lawyers have showep up yet Med. Just relax while you can. Because once those lawyers do show up, you'll be busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted October 5, 2012 Keep your head up crackattack. Maybe now you can get that job at Long John Silver's. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,458 Posted October 5, 2012 yeah don't delay...hop to it. That stopped being funny the 10th time. This thread has jumped the shark Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,579 Posted October 5, 2012 That stopped being funny the 10th time. This thread has jumped the shark That's the way to patella him, Sux. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,458 Posted October 5, 2012 That's the way to patella him, Sux. Bone humor...never funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted October 5, 2012 can i get the extra socks ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,458 Posted October 5, 2012 I wonder if StubHub will give him discounts on tickets? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 356 Posted October 5, 2012 All jokes aside, the most important thing here is that crackattack knows he can always lean on us Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,579 Posted October 5, 2012 Bone humor...never funny You fib. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,458 Posted October 5, 2012 You fib. Leggo my eggo? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted October 5, 2012 Bone humor...never funny I don't know, sometimes it's humerus. :rimshot: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
