TD Ryan2 316 Posted March 10, 2014 this is just a quick start guide for the new folks. 1. Giants Fan is known as GFIAFP as in - Giants Fan is an F'n Great Poster - so be sure to search and read all his threads. 2. Dr. Obeski is not a real doctor. 3. I Got Worms in not a real lawyer. 4. jerryskids is the smartest poster, unless nobody chimes in on math stuff. 5. OldMaid is the hottest poster... but she is old, and the only "maid" that posts, so by "hottest" we mean, "probably doesn't have a d!ck" 6. posty and FlaHawker are most likely to be serial killers 7. Newbie sang backup for WHAM and REO, he's also an Eagles fan (NFL and Music) and chicks (that used to be guys) dig him 8. KSB likes Barry Bonds, Tiger Woods, Roger Clemens and possibly Hitler 9. Phurfur is a social leech that HATES social leeches 10. MDC is exactly like newbie except smarter and more eye liner 11. Peenie is our PC token, she's black/female, and attractive- but her dad was Manute Bol so dont' fock with her. 12. Titans (TBBOM) is really a lawyer, he works at McDonalds. ... there may be more 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted March 10, 2014 Another list I made that makes me seem quite effeminate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,087 Posted March 10, 2014 I am an ass hole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 69 Posted March 10, 2014 I can't even make the list as the bored racist Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,130 Posted March 10, 2014 Actually, I think Naomi is the hottest poster on the bored. But since she's got a chastity belt on tighter than the security at Fort Knox, I guess that makes it mine by default. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mile High Drunk 13 Posted March 10, 2014 Actually, I think Naomi is the hottest poster on the bored. But since she's got a chastity belt on tighter than the security at Fort Knox, I guess that makes it mine by default. De-Fault. The two greatest words in the English dictionary. Hot is worthless if you can only look. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 69 Posted March 10, 2014 Actually, I think Naomi is the hottest poster on the bored. But since she's got a chastity belt on tighter than the security at Fort Knox, I guess that makes it mine by default. Your both wrong. TNG clearly has the best rack - she is hottest by default. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,130 Posted March 11, 2014 Your both wrong. TNG clearly has the best rack - she is hottest by default. You didn't even MAKE the list, so clearly your opinion doesn't matter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 597 Posted March 11, 2014 Your both wrong. TNG clearly has the best rack - she is hottest by default. BEG and peenie are the hotties around here. Then you have the chick killed by the falling air conditioner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ken8080 6 Posted March 11, 2014 Why do new guys need to know anything? Isn't that what separates newbies from oldies? Gosh, show a picture of a guy in the Guess the Geek series and he thinks he's large and in charge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted March 11, 2014 Shotsup is a drunk that wants to stick his big hard pen1s into Old Maid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,317 Posted March 11, 2014 Shotsup is a drunk that wants to stick his big hard pen1s into Old Maid When dealing with Old Maid there's no need to be clever, even the most clumsy pick up lines work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,087 Posted March 11, 2014 Why do new guys need to know anything? Isn't that what separates newbies from oldies? Gosh, show a picture of a guy in the Guess the Geek series and he thinks he's large and in charge. Why don't you eat a bullet you piece of shiot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 997 Posted March 11, 2014 What newbies want to know is the Geek Board history... 1. Lots of post and thread volume in 2000's 2. Latin Pimp hacker shutdown 2010ish 3. Back on-line, minimal volume 4. Overly political 5. Less volume Welcome to the site! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,812 Posted March 11, 2014 4. jerryskids is the smartest poster, unless nobody chimes in on math stuff. If by "math stuff" you are referring to 1/2 NL poker scenarios at questionably legal gambling houses, then I agree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,058 Posted March 11, 2014 What newbies want to know is the Geek Board history... 1. Lots of post and thread volume in 2000's 2. Latin Pimp hacker shutdown 2010ish 3. Back on-line, minimal volume 4. Overly political 5. Less volume Welcome to the site! Wasn't Latin Pimp more like 2005? I joined in '06 and I thought Latin Pimp was before my time. On a side note....jesus christ we're getting old Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,130 Posted March 11, 2014 When dealing with Old Maid there's no need to be clever, even the most clumsy pick up lines work. Hey... Did you just call me easy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nobody 2,687 Posted March 11, 2014 If by "math stuff" you are referring to 1/2 NL poker scenarios at questionably legal gambling houses, then I agree. And anything to do with anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,317 Posted March 11, 2014 Hey... Did you just call me easy? I like you a lot but I'm happily married and I live very, very far away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,087 Posted March 11, 2014 Wasn't Latin Pimp more like 2005? I joined in '06 and I thought Latin Pimp was before my time. On a side note....jesus christ we're getting old This also...gobbledog isn't too bright. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,602 Posted March 11, 2014 All time post leader not mentioned. Nice list. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 5,287 Posted March 11, 2014 All time post leader not mentioned. Nice list. Yeah, but Travis Henry has more quality posts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 2,270 Posted March 11, 2014 Wasn't Latin Pimp more like 2005? I joined in '06 and I thought Latin Pimp was before my time. On a side note....jesus christ we're getting old Yeah you old focks are getting old. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted March 11, 2014 4. jerryskids is the smartest poster, unless nobody chimes in on math stuff. [LarryHolmes] jerryskids couldn't hold Frank M's jockstrap [/LarryHolmes] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted March 11, 2014 When dealing with Old Maid there's no need to be clever, even the most clumsy pick up lines work. This may call for its own thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted March 11, 2014 Wasn't Latin Pimp more like 2005? I joined in '06 and I thought Latin Pimp was before my time. On a side note....jesus christ we're getting old First week of December 2005 to mid March 2006 the bored was down to Latin Pimp's hack and Mike's repairs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 937 Posted March 11, 2014 If Sux sends you a message and wants to talk on the phone late at night it's okay,he's the head of the GC welcome committee. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fumbleweed 547 Posted March 11, 2014 The Geek Club still gets new posters? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,058 Posted March 11, 2014 If Sux sends you a message and wants to talk on the phone late at night it's okay,he's the head of the GC welcome committee. You also HAVE to send him the d!ck pics he will request during said late-night phone conversation. It's a Geek right of passage, sort of like all the ghey stuff you have to do when you join a frat even though of course the frat members aren't ghey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,812 Posted March 11, 2014 And anything to do with anything.You used a double positive, they cancel each other out FTW%$#! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 316 Posted March 11, 2014 You used a double positive, they cancel each other out FTW%$#! yeah, right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted March 11, 2014 edjr rooned the bored. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted March 11, 2014 You used a double positive, they cancel each other out FTW%$#! What about a double dong ? Cancel each other out ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FishHead 3 Posted March 11, 2014 BEG and peenie are the hotties around here. Then you have the chick killed by the falling air conditioner. Oh. My. God! I remember that. That was the storyline when I first became a member here. She went to Georgetown or something and all of a sudden a window AC falls on her head. Wow! Seems like a lifetime ago. That sh!t was funny. Was that real or a current member's hoax. Let me know if anybody knows. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 69 Posted March 11, 2014 Only really 5 things you need to know All the good posters left in 2005 (after the Latin Pimp purge) - to the Sanctuary where they somehow after that became unfunny and obsessed with c@ck The only poster worth reading really these days is Bunny The wacko Political nut jobs on both sides rooned this site every bit as much (if not more) than GFIAFP Don't dare say you are Christian If you are new here you will be assumed to be an alias for at least 2 years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted March 12, 2014 Oh. My. God! I remember that. That was the storyline when I first became a member here. She went to Georgetown or something and all of a sudden a window AC falls on her head. Wow! Seems like a lifetime ago. That sh!t was funny. Was that real or a current member's hoax. Let me know if anybody knows. Ju-day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted March 12, 2014 Another list I made that makes me seem quite effeminate. Wake me up ... Before you go, go. P.S. I thought it was, Giants Fan Is A Focking Professional. Team from last year in sig. $350 buy in. Did not cash. Ghey seeding. Shoulda won 15 hundo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlaHawker 24 Posted March 12, 2014 this is just a quick start guide for the new folks. 1. Giants Fan is known as GFIAFP as in - Giants Fan is an F'n Great Poster - so be sure to search and read all his threads. 2. Dr. Obeski is not a real doctor. 3. I Got Worms in not a real lawyer. 4. jerryskids is the smartest poster, unless nobody chimes in on math stuff. 5. OldMaid is the hottest poster... but she is old, and the only "maid" that posts, so by "hottest" we mean, "probably doesn't have a d!ck" 6. posty and FlaHawker are most likely to be serial killers 7. Newbie sang backup for WHAM and REO, he's also an Eagles fan (NFL and Music) and chicks (that used to be guys) dig him 8. KSB likes Barry Bonds, Tiger Woods, Roger Clemens and possibly Hitler 9. Phurfur is a social leech that HATES social leeches 10. MDC is exactly like newbie except smarter and more eye liner 11. Peenie is our PC token, she's black/female, and attractive- but her dad was Manute Bol so dont' fock with her. 12. Titans (TBBOM) is really a lawyer, he works at McDonalds. ... there may be more And who exactly are you? You have 17,000+ posts and I have never heard of you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted March 12, 2014 And who exactly are you? You have 17,000+ posts and I have never heard of you. Says the guy with 13k posts I have never heard of. Prolly an alias of myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlaHawker 24 Posted March 12, 2014 Says the guy with 13k posts I have never heard of. Prolly an alias of myself. You've never heard of me? Thank Christ! Little victories, little victories... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
