Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted June 20, 2014 1. Matt forte eclipses 1000 total yards 2. The redskins are forced to change their name and settle for indian killers 3. Peyton manning has a stroke that paralyzes the right side of his body. He learns how to pass with his left arm and ends up as the best ppg passer in the league. 4. Roger goddell accidentally has his urine tested and it comes up positive for peds, methamphetamines, lethal doses of laxatives, horse tranquilizers and is a dna match to the blood line of satan. 5. Donald sterling converts the clippers into an nfl team and changes their name to the flippers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,927 Posted June 20, 2014 I was calling for PT Cruiser to be a top 10 back in 2009. The Saints don't win the Super Bowl without him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,002 Posted June 24, 2014 Beast Mode blows out his knee in camp doing something routine. Then the new adventures of a man named christine starts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vrabinec 19 Posted July 7, 2014 Cody Latimer tops 1200 yards and 10 TD's (Sanders is NOT a starting WR. I know. I'm a Steeler fan. He's more of a slot guy, and they already have a slot guy in Welker. Latimer is big and strong. He'll be Manning's #3 target at the goal line after Thomas and Thomas.) Kenny Stills tops 1200 yards and 10 TD's (Colston looks like he ages 10 years every game. Cooks is a rookie who will ease into it. Graham may take a step back even if he doesn't hold out, so that leaves Stills as Brees, #1, 2, or 3 target.) Roethlisberger will top 4500 yards and 100 rating (Munchack is fixing the line, and the Steelers will have an improved running game, that opens up the passing game. The receivers are better than the ones they had last year.) Nobody on the Browns will finish in the top 200 in fantasy points. (Tate and West will share carries, and neither will get anywhere, because teams will be keying on the run. Cameron will be watched a lot closer because safeties won't have to keep one foot deep with Gordon gone.) Matt Cassel will start all year and throw for 3600 yards. Norv Turner didn't start Troy Aikman, a QB who was a hell of a lot more ready for the NFL than Bridgewater until his 6th game of his rookie year. Bridgewater's gonna sit. He MAY get a couple games at the end of the year if Minny's 4-10 or something like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
giraldi02 470 Posted July 26, 2014 Vick Ballard will take over the starting RB role in Indy by mid October. Damn I'm good. I've already gotten one wrong before every team even started training camp! Beat THAT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted July 26, 2014 Damn I'm good. I've already gotten one wrong before every team even started training camp! Beat THAT! You can beat your friends, and you can beat your meat, but you cant beat your friends meat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrG 94 Posted July 26, 2014 Kenny Britt goes over 1000 yards and 10 TDS and pronounces himself 'all grown up'. Ray Rice makes a public apology for belting his girlfriend and then adopts a stray kitten. Josh Gordon does something noteworthy ... but not on the football field. Megatron catches 24 TDS and breaks Jerry Rice's record. Detroit still misses the playoffs. A.J. Jenkins catches a pass during a regular season game. Bonus Pick - Bill Bellichek gets a new hat and it is even uglier than the last one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted July 26, 2014 Kenny Britt goes over 1000 yards and 10 TDS and pronounces himself 'all grown up'. Ray Rice makes a public apology for belting his girlfriend and then adopts a stray kitten. Josh Gordon does something noteworthy ... but not on the football field. Megatron catches 24 TDS and breaks Jerry Rice's record. Detroit still misses the playoffs. A.J. Jenkins catches a pass during a regular season game. Bonus Pick - Bill Bellichek gets a new hat and it is even uglier than the last one. Rices wife going to be ok with him picking up some stray pvssie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raider 84 29 Posted July 27, 2014 Jerry Jones takes over as head coach once Dallas finishes 4-12. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quickolas1 80 Posted July 27, 2014 1. No one will make a "look at meeeeee" post (nor add to their signature) referencing their roster, draft results, trade rape, 8 team league insight nor create a feebly masked "who should I take with the 6th pick?" or "who should I start?" topic on the main board. 2. No one will complain in the first quarter about their starting player not putting up stats. 3. We will all win each of our leagues, it will be 100% due to skill and we will be humble about it.4. We will not go over to anyone's house, ring the doorbell and punch them in the face in front of their wife and kids.5. GiantsFan will have something to say that someone in the world actually cares about. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
montana 89 Posted July 27, 2014 1. Matt Forte ends the season as the #1 RB in PPR formats. 2. Jay Cutler plays all games & finishes top 7 QBs in FF. 3. Cleveland D is an every week starter. 4. Doug Baldwin out-produces Harvin in Seattle (catches, yards, & TDs) 5. Chris Johnson returns to top 10 status by scoring double-digit TDs (run & catch). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted July 27, 2014 1. Matt Forte ends the season as the #1 RB in PPR formats. 2. Jay Cutler plays all games & finishes top 7 QBs in FF. 3. Cleveland D is an every week starter. 4. Doug Baldwin out-produces Harvin in Seattle (catches, yards, & TDs) 5. Chris Johnson returns to top 10 status by scoring double-digit TDs (run & catch). 1. Not bold, id say more like probable. 2. 3. 4. Probable as well, harvin cant stay healthy and isnt a volume stats guy even when he is. 5. Pretty sure he was top 10 last year even tho it seems like he was a total bum. 10tds is a nice bold prediction tho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
montana 89 Posted July 28, 2014 1. Not bold, id say more like probable. 2. 3. 4. Probable as well, harvin cant stay healthy and isnt a volume stats guy even when he is. 5. Pretty sure he was top 10 last year even tho it seems like he was a total bum. 10tds is a nice bold prediction tho. 4. What's Baldwin's ADP compared to Harvin? Pretty sure that would qualify as bold at this point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boilermaker04 11 Posted July 28, 2014 1 Jerry Jones finally gives up gm duties in the middle of another mediocre season. 2 Lacy leads the nfl in rushing TDs 3 neither Seattle nor SF make it to the conf championship 4 Megatron does not finish top 5 5 Ladarius Green is a top 2 TE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spec7ral 6 Posted July 28, 2014 1. No one will make a "look at meeeeee" post (nor add to their signature) referencing their roster, draft results, trade rape, 8 team league insight nor create a feebly masked "who should I take with the 6th pick?" or "who should I start?" topic on the main board. 2. No one will complain in the first quarter about their starting player not putting up stats. 3. We will all win each of our leagues, it will be 100% due to skill and we will be humble about it. 4. We will not go over to anyone's house, ring the doorbell and punch them in the face in front of their wife and kids. 5. GiantsFan will have something to say that someone in the world actually cares about. Seems plausible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace08 11 Posted July 28, 2014 1. Hawkins turns in a Wes Welker type season....pushes 100 catches 2. Britt goes for 1200 and 8 3. Lynch finishes outside the top 20 RB's 4. Bradshaw outright takes Richardson's job by game 3 and is a solid RB2 up until he gets hurt 5.Jeffrey finishes outside the top 15 WR's Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Mueller 146 Posted July 28, 2014 1. Mark Sanchez will be recommended as a strong start of the week. 2. Dexter McCluster outproduces Sankey 3. You never feel great about starting Montee Ball 4. Carson Palmer finishes as a top 8 QB. 5. Jay Cutler finishes as a top 5 QB. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuse9 128 Posted July 28, 2014 1. Emanuel Sanders puts up better numbers than Eric Decker did last year (87-1288-11) **Sanders 101-1404-9....I would say I nailed this one. 2. Rueben Randle goes for 1200 yards and 10 TD's. **938-3....way off. With Cruz going down, my prediction should have happened. Didn't know Beckham was Jerry Rice Jr. 3. Jordy Nelson finishes as a top five WR. **Easily top five in about every format. 4. Derrick Carr starts 12 games and goes 8-4. **Started 12 games, but only won 3 games. 5. On Monday Night Football in Week 11 Le'Veon Bell will set the single game rushing record vs TItans...317 yards. **Not close to the record, but I do get a little credit. He had 205 yards, the best for the year...I think. Bonus: Denver Broncos win the Super Bowl and Peyton Manning retires two months later. The following week Brock Osweiler cards go for double their value on EBay. **As a Bronco fan, I hope this comes true!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,927 Posted July 28, 2014 1- The Saints defense will be #1 2- Seatle doesn't make the playoffs 3- Johnny Football gets caught having sex with a transformer 4- Ray Rice is the come back player of the year 5- The Saints beat Manning to win the Super Bowl, again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted July 28, 2014 1. Mark Sanchez will be recommended as a strong start of the week. 2. Dexter McCluster outproduces Sankey 3. You never feel great about starting Montee Ball 4. Carson Palmer finishes as a top 8 QB. 5. Jay Cutler finishes as a top 5 QB. I like these. I was totally thinking the other day that i bet at some point in the year sanchez becomes a guy we are all talking about. 1- The Saints defense will be #1 2- Seatle doesn't make the playoffs 3- Johnny Football gets caught having sex with a transformer 4- Ray Rice is the come back player of the year 5- The Saints beat Manning to win the Super Bowl, again. I LOVE all of these and can see these happening for sure. Its safe to say if the saints play top defense they are as SB worthy as any team out there. I see big bounceback for the ravens and Ray is a prime candidate to help. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Leo 16 Posted July 29, 2014 Eli completion % = 70% Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted July 29, 2014 Eli completion % = 70% I heard that on the radio today. What a ridiculous statement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vrabinec 19 Posted July 29, 2014 I hear the Steelers would like to have Ben run for 600 yards this year and the Saints would like Brees to grow 3" as well. We'll see. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bishop82 61 Posted July 29, 2014 Eli completion % = 70% Does that include his completions to the other team? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 314 Posted July 29, 2014 Giovanni Bernard finishes as a top 3 Fantasy RB New England Defense finishes as the top Fantasy Defense Peyton Manning puts up insane stats again but no SB again Brady's stats are mediocre but NE is in the SB again HOU trades Andre Johnson mid-season and he puts up huge stats Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUsualSuspect 207 Posted August 3, 2014 1. Ellington ARI will become a Top 3 FF RB and have most TY from scrimmage this season. 2. Nick Foles PHI throws 18+ INTs this season. (2 LY, only 6 QBs threw 17+ LY) 3. Roger Goodell rules on largest PLAYER fine of all time. 4. SF and KC will be 5-11, or worse. TB, ARI, BUF make playoffs. 5. 32 players will have 1K Rec. yards (24 LY, +8).... 8 players will have 1K Ru. yards (13 LY, -5) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teeoh 0 Posted August 5, 2014 bridgewater and maziel will start and become solid qb2 plays in 2 qb leagues markus wheaton emerges as a legit wr 2 with big play capability forte ball and bush will be the top 3 rb Kenny stills has 1100 yds and 7 tds kelvin Benjamin will be roty and put up 1000+ yds and 8-10 tds hows that for bold :shocking: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted August 6, 2014 Eli Manning throws less interceptions than his brother. The Dallas Cowboys don't have a losing record. Michael Vick will win a lot of ppl their fantasy leagues. The Patriots have a losing season. Nick Foles has the best passing rating in the league. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted August 6, 2014 Arian Foster will wreck somebodies FF team, but it won't be mine. Dallas D will still stink. Peyton Manning will be the top QB again. Bears in the playoffs. Dez finishes ahead of Megatron. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BufordT 371 Posted September 3, 2014 1. No one will make a "look at meeeeee" post (nor add to their signature) referencing their roster, draft results, trade rape, 8 team league insight nor create a feebly masked "who should I take with the 6th pick?" or "who should I start?" topic on the main board. You nailed this one....well..... maybe not. 1. Knowshon Moreno outscores Monte Ball in all formats this year. 2. The Raiders have a Top 12 WR and RB this year. 3. Kelvin Benjamin has a Top 12 year. Haven't heard a bad thing about him yet. 4. Tony Romo gets hurt before game 4 then Brandon Weeden comes in and turns Dez Bryant into the Number 1 fantasy WR. 5. Mark Sanchez becomes waiver wire gold at some point this year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 132 Posted September 3, 2014 No Order - Trent Richardson will be a top 5 PPR RB this season -- Tom Brady will have one final Glorious FF stat year being the #1 QB again - Rob Gronk plays all 16 games -- Megatron will NOT be a top 5 WR in 2014 - Kihy Robinson RN NoLa end the year as a top 10 RB nice list also... I didn't know Khiry robinson was a nurse! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lv_2_hack 0 Posted September 3, 2014 1. Maclin leads the league in receptions 2. Mike Wallace leads the league in receiving yards. 3. Gio Bernard is number 1 overall pick next year. 4. Shady McCoy AND Jamal Charles finish outside top 10 among running backs. 5. Shane Vereen tops 1600 all purpose yards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrmostlymittens 7 Posted September 3, 2014 1. Percy Harvin finishes in the top 5 while playing just 12 games 2. Jake Locker starts for a large number of championship teams during the fantasy playoffs. 3. Eddie Lacy finishes outside of the top 10 RB's 4. Tavon Austin performs better than Brandin Cooks 5. C.J. Anderson becomes the RB to own in Denver. Now kick back and watch none of these things come to fruition. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sosinski 2 Posted September 3, 2014 D Moore is a top 15 WR Sproles outscores McCoy Stl wins NFCW Cutler is a mess and makes you wish for Dalton Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snatchit 108 Posted September 3, 2014 Ray Rice wins Come Back Player of the year Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,002 Posted September 3, 2014 Jeremy Hill gets 250 touches and 12 tds as a rookie. He is the prime goal line back and rips the heart out of gio owners. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,587 Posted September 3, 2014 Nice! I love these threads. - Tommy Maddox throws for 5000 yards and 40TDs but Calvin doesn't hit 10 TDs fixed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superdude 4 Posted September 3, 2014 This IS the year of the Rookie/Second Year Receiver. People will forget about shying away from drafting Rookie Receivers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Groundhog 24 Posted September 3, 2014 5 Bold Insane Predictions: 1. Derek Carr wins offensive rookie of the year award 2. Chris Johnson is cut by the Jets before year-end 3. Tom Brady hits career-high in INTs 4. Russell Wilson passes for 4,500 yards 5. Sammy Watkins finishes the year with less than 400 yards receiving Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobby heenan 60 Posted September 3, 2014 Luck and Wilson share co-mvp (because these are my qbs) Lacy and ellington finish in the top 5 in ppr formats (because these are my rbs) Dez, cordarelle and roddy finish in the top 8 in ppr formatts...Wallace and Kelvin Benjamin round out top 10 (because these are my wrs) Zach Ertzs production does not match the potential for it (because he's my te...but I don't care Cuz the rest of my team does so well) My Pats win the sb and I finish 3rd in my main high stakes league Cuz my team doesn't perform up to my bold predictions Share this post Link to post Share on other sites