I need medical advice (fake or real) on a kek bump.

[tanatastic 2,062]

So Im almost positive it isnt warts or anything std related but theres a bump like thing on my kek shaft. It started as a skin tag, those annoying little thin flaps. Then after gouging at it for a week and ripping it off it grew back to a more wart shaped round little bump. After a month or so I took a stiff piece of mail and paper sliced it off, with success. But it grew back the same. Again, lets assume its not genital warts, theres only one, iv never had before and it just doesnt fit the description. What should I do about it? Its annoying and embarrassing.

[BiPolarBear 497]

It probably got scratched on an under-cooked kernel of corn...

[tanatastic 2,062]

It probably got scratched on an under-cooked kernel of corn...

I dont get it, in this situation what was I putting my peemus in? Im always looking for ideas.

[MDC 8,128]

I recommend a vegan diet and cycling to work.

[Mookz 1,394]

If your goal here is to get us to beg you to post kek pics, well then...consider this that.

[dain11279 985]

Sounds like full-blown AIDS, T's and P's

[BunnysBastatrds 2,716]

Go to a ghey bar.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I'm venturing to guess it is some sort of cyst or ingrown hair. But I would probably see a doctor. Hth

[hoytdwow 202]

I'll go out on a limb and suggest have a doctor take a look at it.

[tanatastic 2,062]

I'll go out on a limb and suggest have a doctor take a look at it.

Quacks. I do my own medical work including minor surgery. Its too painful to clip off with nail clippers unless theres a way to numb it.

[Djgb13 2,339]

Is there just one bump? Describe exactly what it looks like. Is it just on the penile shaft? Any itching or burning? Right now sounds like lichen nitidus. Their cause is unknown and they don't really have a treatment as they may go away on their own or remain for years depending on the person. I advise to go see a physician in person to verify and check to be sure

[IGotWorms 4,063]

Put a little extra peanut butter on the bump and maybe the dog will nibble it off next time

[tanatastic 2,062]

Is there just one bump? Describe exactly what it looks like. Is it just on the penile shaft? Any itching or burning? Right now sounds like lichen nitidus. Their cause is unknown and they don't really have a treatment as they may go away on their own or remain for years depending on the person. I advise to go see a physician in person to verify and check to be sure

I answered those questions in the op, except no it does not itch or burn.

[Djgb13 2,339]

I answered those questions in the op, except no it does not itch or burn.

Then it sounds like lichen nitidus but without looking I cannot verify. Even if you are sure it's not genital warts or an std I would still go get it looked at.

[tanatastic 2,062]

Then it sounds like lichen nitidus but without looking I cannot verify. Even if you are sure it's not genital warts or an std I would still go get it looked at.

After googling it seems lichen comes in patches of multiple bumps and mine is just 1. Im almost positive it was a skin tag then after I gouged it off it became flat and round.

[IGotWorms 4,063]

After googling it seems lichen comes in patches of multiple bumps and mine is just 1. Im almost positive it was a skin tag then after I gouged it off it became flat and round.

How dare you question the good doctor?

[Djgb13 2,339]

After googling it seems lichen comes in patches of multiple bumps and mine is just 1. Im almost positive it was a skin tag then after I gouged it off it became flat and round.

I thought you said it was a round bump? It's hard trying to get a good description over the internet without looking at it. That's why I suggest going in to be examined

[wiffleball 4,797]

after I gouged it off it became flat and round.

 

Sounds like a woman.

[wiffleball 4,797]

I get these type of things usually on my back. My dad did too. There are hard and red and completely unpopable.eventually sage fade away. But yeah, I did get one on the shaft at one time.

[vuduchile 1,947]

Wow. Your c0ck must look like 100 miles of bad road.

[BiPolarBear 497]

I dont get it, in this situation what was I putting my peemus in? Im always looking for ideas.

 

Have you ever seen an undigested kernel of corn in a turd? I was suggesting that you got your injury having anal sex, probably with a guy.

 

I thought it was funny.

[kilroy69 1,273]

You have hpv

[jerryskids 7,210]

My dermatologist (actually the PA who scans me for moles) is a cute little blond chick. My advice is to find a hot dermatologist to drop trow for. Also tell her is changes shape when you get hard,and see what she says.

[tanatastic 2,062]

 

Have you ever seen an undigested kernel of corn in a turd? I was suggesting that you got your injury having anal sex, probably with a guy.

 

I thought it was funny.

Ohhh nice, ok got it. Carry on.

[parrot 790]

My dermatologist (actually the PA who scans me for moles) is a cute little blond chick. My advice is to find a hot dermatologist to drop trow for. Also tell her is changes shape when you get hard,and see what she says.

 

Mine is a dot Indian, which normally doesn't do it for me, but not so in her case.

 

Also, that reminds me, I need to call her and have another basal cell taken off. Yeah cancer!

[jerryskids 7,210]

 

Mine is a dot Indian, which normally doesn't do it for me, but not so in her case.

 

Also, that reminds me, I need to call her and have another basal cell taken off. Yeah cancer!

Pfft, basal cell carcinomas are nothing. Try having dysplastic nevi which end up being pre-melanoma; that gets you on the frequent customer list.

[parrot 790]

Pfft, basal cell carcinomas are nothing. Try having dysplastic nevi which end up being pre-melanoma; that gets you on the frequent customer list.

 

Basals are perfect, get me through the door, then I have her check that mole on my groin to make sure it still hasn't changed.

[jerryskids 7,210]

 

Basals are perfect, get me through the door, then I have her check that mole on my groin to make sure it still hasn't changed.

Nice. I've got a small mole on my inside thigh which needs a thorough inspection as well.

[kutulu 1,724]

Maybe it's your twin

[Chronic Husker 86]

Maybe it's your twin

[penultimatestraw 473]

From your description, not sure what it is, though I wouldn't rule out a wart (or other STI) just yet. Most of the possibilities aren't serious, but you should see a dermatologist to ensure it isn't penile cancer, which is associated with the same virus (HPV) that causes genital warts. Fortunately it's rare in men under the age of 50.

 

Or you can play it safe and have a prophylactic penectomy.

[JTB 52]

From your description, not sure what it is, though I wouldn't rule out a wart (or other STI) just yet. Most of the possibilities aren't serious, but you should see a dermatologist to ensure it isn't penile cancer, which is associated with the same virus (HPV) that causes genital warts. Fortunately it's rare in men under the age of 50.

 

Or you can play it safe and have a prophylactic penectomy.

What are the chances it is lichen nitidus?

[Djgb13 2,339]

What are the chances it is lichen nitidus?

Probably slim since he's saying there's only one bump. It's hard to diagnos when there's no exam performed

[kutulu 1,724]

Sounds like we need a dic pic to make a proper diagnosis

[penultimatestraw 473]

What are the chances it is lichen nitidus?

I'm no dermatologist, but pretty familiar with common skin disorders. I've never heard of it.

The frequency of lichen nitidus is unknown because of its uncommon occurrence. In a study of skin diseases in blacks over a 25-year period, the incidence of lichen nitidus was 0.034%

[lickin_starfish 2,040]

Stop being such a tittybaby and put some Compound W on it. Eat away your dickbump with acid and move on.

[NewbieJr 541]

Stop being such a tittybaby and put some Compound W on it. Eat away your dickbump with acid and move on.

this. About three years ago, I had a similar little bump. I put a drop of Compound W (acid) on it a few times a day. Took a couple weeks, but eventually went away.

Warning: it will burn.

[mobb_deep 921]

Sounds like you got a bump or your shaft.