Kopy 561 Posted July 23, 2015 Catch their daughter having sex? If not, congradulations. If so, what did you say the next time you saw her and the stud muffin? She's 18 and he's 19. They were virgins, definitly not now. Mom has also known about it going on for a couple weeks now, just decided what I didn't know wouldn't hurt me. I wanted her to move her car. I knocked on her bedroom door, then walked in. The rest is history. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,578 Posted July 23, 2015 if they didn't notice I saw them, I'd leave the door open a crack and jerk off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted July 23, 2015 if they didn't notice I saw them, I'd leave the door open a crack and jerk off. You'd fantasize about being the girl being plowed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted July 23, 2015 i saw the look of horror on my HS gf's fathers face... It is a look you can never forget. The end of the innocence.... Had to put on clothes and go downstairs to discuss it... Thought there were better than even odds i was leaving with a black eye... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,995 Posted July 23, 2015 Damn - your daughter is one horny girl, and he's one ballsy dude to be focking in the house with you home. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Artista 460 Posted July 23, 2015 If she saw you and you don't say anything I think that would be weird, if I were the dau. Assuming she and/or he saw you, maybe you could just say you'd rather not have her bringing her bf over and into the bedroom. And see how the convo goes. Hard to say what you should say as we don't know your family dynamics, but this is the least embarrassing thing imo, for the both of you. Now if neither saw you then maybe don't say anything and talk to your wife about this and maybe them not doing it under your nose. You know she's 18 and you can't tell her what to do, but you can convey the message that not under your roof if it's the issue which I'm guessing it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopy 561 Posted July 23, 2015 Can Size? After the incident. It was a 12 ouncer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopy 561 Posted July 23, 2015 Damn - your daughter is one horny girl, and he's one ballsy dude to be focking in the house with you home. I think less of him now, yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted July 23, 2015 Thank Gawd I don't have a daughter. Good luck with that. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted July 23, 2015 I think less of him now, yes. Now that you saw more OF him !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopy 561 Posted July 23, 2015 If she saw you and you don't say anything I think that would be weird, if I were the dau. Assuming she and/or he saw you, maybe you could just say you'd rather not have her bringing her bf over and into the bedroom. And see how the convo goes. Hard to say what you should say as we don't know your family dynamics, but this is the least embarrassing thing imo, for the both of you. Now if neither saw you then maybe don't say anything and talk to your wife about this and maybe them not doing it under your nose. You know she's 18 and you can't tell her what to do, but you can convey the message that not under your roof if it's the issue which I'm guessing it is. We all saw each other. I closed the door, and said when you guys are done, move your f0cking car. Havn't seen each other since. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopy 561 Posted July 23, 2015 Now that you saw more OF him !!He's actually a decent kid. The family even goes to church every sunday.He definitely won't be pulling any of that religion sh!t with me now though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 316 Posted July 23, 2015 move your f0cking car it may be her focking car. but right now, all you really know is that she has a focking bedroom. But I'm guessing there's a focking bathroom. A focking shower. A focking couch. His focking car. His focking house... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted July 23, 2015 They are adults, if they were virgins at 18/19 respectivley then they actually did better than most of waiting. I wouldn't freak out (easy for me to say right). I would use it as a time to sit down with your daughter. Make sure she really, really undersands that birth control is a must and also that you are dissapointed in them doing that in your house with you there. That sex comes with respect, responsibility and consequences. I'd also teach her how to lock a damn door. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,130 Posted July 23, 2015 it may be her focking car. but right now, all you really know is that she has a focking bedroom. But I'm guessing there's a focking bathroom. A focking shower. A focking couch. His focking car. His focking house... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted July 23, 2015 it may be her focking car. but right now, all you really know is that she has a focking bedroom. But I'm guessing there's a focking bathroom. A focking shower. A focking couch. His focking car. His focking house... You are forgetting about blowjobs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted July 23, 2015 I'd also teach her how to lock a damn door. Actually, by removing the door completely, you solve the problem once and for all. That's my recommendation. Since she is 18, I'm assuming she is now paying rent. If she doesn't like the door removal, threaten to raise her rent or tell her to go look for her own apartment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted July 23, 2015 Take an axe hit the door and leave it stuck in it. Problem solved Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted July 23, 2015 Say you want to get to know the boyfriend better. Invite him hunting. Then you have him in the middle of nowhere, and you have a gun. I'd say you have his full attention at that point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,789 Posted July 23, 2015 if they didn't notice I saw them, I'd leave the door open a crack and jerk off. This Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted July 23, 2015 You are forgetting about blowjobs. Come on man. He doesn't want think about his precious daughter taking a hairy cack in her pretty little mouth. Some things a man should not have to visualize. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magnificent Bastard 191 Posted July 23, 2015 if they didn't notice I saw them, I'd leave the door open a crack and jerk off.[/quote I laughed so hard my back hurts. Kudos, and thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 966 Posted July 23, 2015 if they didn't notice I saw them, I'd leave the door open a crack and jerk off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,062 Posted July 23, 2015 Im legit getting hard from this thread. Shes 18, shes an adult she can do what she wants. All this talk about punishment and taking her door. Good luck taking my door when im 18 and paying rent, fock no. also what the hell is with people who dont lock the door? I thought that only happened in movies. Id never bang somewhere without the door locked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
southcarolina 166 Posted July 23, 2015 <--------Father of two boys. Thank God. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,578 Posted July 23, 2015 if they didn't notice I saw them, I'd leave the door open a crack and jerk off. I laughed so hard my back hurts. Kudos, and thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,400 Posted July 23, 2015 He's actually a decent kid. The family even goes to church every sunday. He definitely won't be pulling any of that religion sh!t with me now though. My HS boyfriend was Mormon. We'd fock every Sunday at his house when his family was at church. Church going doesn't mean decent. You're talking about a teenage boy with raging hormones, and now that they've each had sex and realize how awesome it is...well, good luck with stopping them. My parents always had the rule that we didn't have sex under "their roof." Well, they leave to go to Hawaii and leave me alone at 17, that's when I lost my virginity under their roof. I guess you can still set ground rules, but also make sure they are being safe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,578 Posted July 23, 2015 My HS boyfriend was Moron no sh1t? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magnificent Bastard 191 Posted July 23, 2015 My HS boyfriend was Mormon. We'd fock every Sunday at his house when his family was at church. Church going doesn't mean decent. You're talking about a teenage boy with raging hormones, and now that they've each had sex and realize how awesome it is...well, good luck with stopping them. My parents always had the rule that we didn't have sex under "their roof." Well, they leave to go to Hawaii and leave me alone at 17, that's when I lost my virginity under their roof. I guess you can still set ground rules, but also make sure they are being safe. How come he wasn't at church? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted July 23, 2015 How come he wasn't at church? Did he rock the magic underwear? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,339 Posted July 23, 2015 Did you see the guys vinegar strokes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,400 Posted July 23, 2015 How come he wasn't at church? Because he wanted to stay home and fock me. Seriously, I've no idea what he told his mom of why he wasn't going...other than he never really was into the church thing even before I knew him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 966 Posted July 23, 2015 Because he wanted to stay home and fock me. This is the correct answer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,062 Posted July 23, 2015 Because he wanted to stay home and fock me. I finished on my ipad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magnificent Bastard 191 Posted July 23, 2015 Because he wanted to stay home and fock me. Seriously, I've no idea what he told his mom of why he wasn't going...other than he never really was into the church thing even before I knew him. Can I stay home too? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted July 23, 2015 Be happy she was a virgin till 18. Be happy she has a steady boyfriend and isn't sleeping around. Don't make a huge deal out of it. She is so embarrassed right now. The boy is cared to death. Leave it be. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopy 561 Posted July 23, 2015 Most of you were not helpful. This would've been so less disturbing if she was a boy. Why couldn't she have been a boy!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,194 Posted July 23, 2015 if they didn't notice I saw them, I'd leave the door open a crack and jerk off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meglamaniac 397 Posted July 23, 2015 This would've been so less disturbing if she was a boy. Why couldn't she have been a boy!!!!! Its not to late Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
