Favorite Quotes In Movies You Use

[Cruzer 1,996]

"It's a whaaaaaat?"

 

(anytime someone asks what a sign says) "No bare feet"

 

"I'm pacing myself sergeant."

 

"What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law."

[hdaddy 18]

Full Metal Jacket has tons of lines throughout that I pull from when the occasion is right. Me love you long time

[parrot 790]

"I CAN'T HEAR YA PEACH!" - the wife hates this one.

[Hardcore troubadour 16,062]

"No brudda, too beaucoup"

[iam90sbaby 2,727]

Clerks

 

Dante: My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!

Customer: In a row?

[IGotWorms 4,063]

Full Metal Jacket has tons of lines throughout that I pull from when the occasion is right. Me love you long time

It's easy, you just lead them a little more!

[parrot 790]

It's easy, you just lead them a little more!

 

Not to be that guy but "You just don't lead 'em so much."

 

FMJ trivia; the guy who says those lines was originally cast to play Sgt. Hartman until R. Lee Ermey came in as an adviser and stole the role.

[posty 2,854]

"We mock what we don't understand"

[ZeroTolerance 584]

Full Metal Jacket has tons of lines throughout that I pull from when the occasion is right. Me love you long time

Who hasn't asked someone "what is your major malfunction, numbnuts?" at some time or another.

[posty 2,854]

Who hasn't asked someone "what is your major malfunction, numbnuts?" at some time or another.

[frank 2,355]

 

 

Oh let's see...

 

 

"It's Friday, you ain't got sh!t to do..." Friday

 

"Buy Felicia!" Forget which movie. Ironically, it is Friday as well.

 

 

It's not ironic and its "Bye Felicia".

[Djgb13 2,339]

It's not ironic and its "Bye Felicia".

Noticed that too but was too lazy to mention it

[tanatastic 2,062]

It's not ironic and its "Bye Felicia".

The internet age has made the word "ironic" now mean "any time any word means anything.". 90% of what people say is irony is in fact merely coincidence.

[Hardcore troubadour 16,062]

"This is why we can't have nice things"

[Hardcore troubadour 16,062]

"Hey Yankees, you can take your apology, and your trophy, and shove them straight up your ass"

[wiffleball 4,797]

Has there ever been even the most casual golfer who didn't say the word Newnan at least once in his life?

[ZeroTolerance 584]

If you are going to throw Friday in there...

 

[wiffleball 4,797]

Hey, but it looks good on you though.

[wiffleball 4,797]

Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.

[hdaddy 18]

It's not ironic and its "Bye Felicia".

I noticed it after I posted it but was too lazy to change it to coincidence. Isn't that ironic

[Cloaca du jour 2,160]

Well take the n!ggers and the chinks, but not the irish!

 

 

Blazing saddles..the only movie i quote.

 

Mongo just pawn in game of life

[frank 2,355]

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Clerks

[rholio 340]

"I won't be hard to find."

"I'm gonna make you a special project of mine." No Country For Old Men

[frank 2,355]

May the force be with you. - Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace

[DonS 3,330]

Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet.

[ZeroTolerance 584]

Lighten up, Francis.

[Djgb13 2,339]

Let it go

[Quickolas1 80]

I knew it, I'm surrounded by azzholes! -spaceballs

[Djgb13 2,339]

You're killin me smalls

[Gypsybrat 135]

"Ya Fargin Icehole"

"Lousy Cork Soaker"

 

- Johnny Dangerously

[wiffleball 4,797]

We're gonna need a shitload of Dimes!

[Chronic Husker 86]

I knew it, I'm surrounded by azzholes! -spaceballs

She doesn't look Druish....

[Djgb13 2,339]

Don't act like you're not impressed

 

-Anchorman

[frank 2,355]

She doesn't look Druish....

She's gone from suck to blow.

[wiffleball 4,797]

She doesn't look Druish....

OMG, you literally made me lol. Got to re-watch this movie very very soon.

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,587]

Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.

 

can do a whole thread on Fletchisms

[Hardcore troubadour 16,062]

We're putting the band back together- Blues Brothers.

[kutulu 1,724]

cause storing dead niggers ain't my fuckingbusiness, that's why!

[TD Ryan2 316]

Laugh it up Fuzzball

[tanatastic 2,062]

I knew it, I'm surrounded by azzholes! -spaceballs

Spaceballs entire script is unmatched screwball genius.

 

A sequel has been talked about but I don't think Mel has it in place yet even tho he wants to do it. Someone even made a brilliant mock up teaser poster for it. I would weep if I knew it had a release date or even a script in place.